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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
one a camping trip my friend and his girlfriend were fucking and i was outside with some other girl so i went over to the tent they were in and fliped it over off a bank
May 19 2006 11:05PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
some guy sprayed water on him and tom cruise was gonna sue him for it. Anyways, we all know he wishes it was something else other than water.
May 23 2006 3:41PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yep thats it alex you caught me red handed. im lying to newschoolers about my "badassness", and just to give you credit you created a new word, cangrads. you honestly couldnt think of another word other than badassness to use, wow that sucks. i mean even "are you lying to impress newschoolers" would be fine but you toped it all off (thats not the only thing you top off) with "with your badassness." i have to give it to you on that one, if we were trying to come up with the most embarising thing you could possibly say to make the other mad. and i like how u lied at school, nice move, your to afraid to tell me what u actaully said, y.
May 23 2006 5:17PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
i think some news reporter sprayed him with a squirt gun. it does look like a jungle book sized load in his eye tho. hahaha.
May 23 2006 5:39PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
goddamn laccrosse players and their soggy cracker games.
May 23 2006 6:43PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
the best is just staring at them really closely while they are making out
May 23 2006 7:08PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
amen
May 24 2006 10:20AM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
well that is what you are doing isn't it?
May 26 2006 5:56PM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
Yea exactly, plus some tents can't stay up without tent pegs!?
May 26 2006 6:31PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
bumborue
Jun 12 2006 7:03PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
bumborue
Jun 12 2006 7:03PM
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invisman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 60
Nooooo it's not real. It's a reporter squirting him with water in the face with a trick microphone.
Jun 12 2006 7:20PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
this weekend 2 of my friends were at some chiks house and at like 3 in the mornig 1 is sleeping and the other 1 starts bangin the chick ad the one sleeping woke up and was like"uhhhhhh wtf"
Jun 12 2006 8:11PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yep
Jun 14 2006 10:13AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
im a cock block
Jun 14 2006 12:48PM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
yeah the girls give u the cock block wen they see how small u are
Jun 14 2006 12:52PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
virgin
Jun 14 2006 2:15PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yeah what are you gunna do
Jun 14 2006 3:28PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
i dont find any of these funny. cockblocks suck. grow up.
Jun 14 2006 3:53PM
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mariob
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 36
crazy cock blocking yeah
Jun 14 2006 4:04PM
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