we have snow all year, everywhere (my parents saw some us tourists in vancouver with skis on their car), we have hot girls, our beer is awesome(the truth) we say "eh" evry sentence, and we all play/love hockey
I'm not guilty.
YOU'RE the one that's guilty.
The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal.
Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition.
You're the one who's guilty.
I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field.
This thing is bigger than the drug dealers. This is big business.
This is the American way.
canadians drink more beer.
canadians love the outdoors.
canadians are more intelligent.
canadians have more sex (really we do....)
canadians last longer during sex (it's true we really do...)
canadians are serious about their hockey.
canadians know every other canadian that lives in canada.
canadians no more about what's going on in the world than americans.
canadians are polite.
canadians are loved by all other nations.
canadians dont hold beef.
canadians are nice.
again these are just stereotypes...some of which hold some truth, some dont.
"I want to be a pro ho-ho. Then I can get all the hoes that can't get pros."-MacMahoooon
"jay is orgasmic. honestly, offer me a bj or jay peak, i'd choose jay."-stowebum
"once again, a stowebum specialty...the power of a waterfall, the accuracy of a rifle, and the endurance of the energizer bunny."-Ski_Unit_19
Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim