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My invention

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awsomecoolguy
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alright so i came up with this when i was taking a shit and relized that there wasent any tp left.
So i proceeded to grab the klenex box and do my buissness.

Then it hit me "that was really easy."
If only you could have Toilet paper cut into perfict sizes ready too go!
you could say money on toilet paper "if they were already cut you would use less. And it would be more convenent
May 17 2006 9:30PM
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hurrisun
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patn pending haha owned
May 17 2006 9:32PM
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awsomecoolguy
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if any one takes this idea i will hunt you down and rip out your butt hole so you will never need the TP!
May 17 2006 9:32PM
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cannonskier
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im not sure if you can "rip out a butt hole"
May 17 2006 9:34PM
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burr
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hahah
May 17 2006 9:36PM
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hurrisun
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i dont even want ur idea ill invetn a but hole ripping out machine so ppl wont need ur idea and ull go bankrupt
May 17 2006 9:36PM
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DunDunDun
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its not an invention. its called...i forget the word. but itll come to me
May 17 2006 9:38PM
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awsomecoolguy
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improvement
May 17 2006 9:39PM
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Tinga
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im going to take this idea now lets see you rip out my butt hole
May 17 2006 9:41PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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well a lot of people are now using wet wipe type tissues for that, which i think is a really good idea really gets you clean, but who wants a cold soggy wipe to hit there? My invention is a heating system for the wet wipes, so you have a comfortable wet wipe. Why do i spend so much time thinking about how to clean assholes?
May 17 2006 9:42PM
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Leckett
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yea thats a dumb idea and would cost more money. it would cost them money to make the boxes which takes up more paper than the roll. also you can fit more paper into a roll than a box so it would be losing money
May 17 2006 9:44PM
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Tinga
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yeah you say it would bew cheaper cause they wouldnt have to cut but in fct you would...
May 17 2006 9:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I've been in public bathrooms with pre cut toilet paper. It sucked because they were too small. The thing with precut is that it wouldnt save you very much. Ripping toilet paper is only a one hand job anyway.
May 17 2006 10:08PM
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AtomicTweaker
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i already invented it
May 17 2006 10:29PM
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Redstar
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Your idea = kleenex.
May 17 2006 10:46PM
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hurrisun
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ya i would like better wiping ihad to pull out quite the dangle berry today and thats never a good experience i actually didnt rip i used mini scissors
May 17 2006 10:52PM
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r5tommy
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in the future, toilets will wipe your ass anyway, either that or they will have full size robots who rip it from the roll for you
May 17 2006 10:53PM
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ski_cartel
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oh dont tempt him buddy, this guy has his ways
May 17 2006 11:19PM
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twix_182
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unless u use a toilet paper rolls worth of cardboard that is.
May 17 2006 11:23PM
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twix_182
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but that's when u get the mishaps where the robots become self reliant and seek revenge by tearing out buttholes. the worst thing that could happen is expecting to get a good clean robot wipe, only to end up getting a butthole rip. it's not a chance im willing to take at this stage during my life.
May 17 2006 11:26PM
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C-Burg
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my invention is air conditioned boxers
May 17 2006 11:27PM
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Nivrittam
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good idea
May 17 2006 11:36PM
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