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Hahahah Dane Cook Rules

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jimmychung
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http://www.break.com/index/firsttimebj.html
This is so damn funny.
May 17 2006 7:58PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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i love the dane train.
he is my fav stand up comedian and i pretty much want to touch every part of his body.
May 17 2006 8:01PM
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Leckett
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HAHAHAHAH wow deifnately one of the best skits ive seen hahha. the end..."wheres the handle"...i just sprayed my iced tea out of my mouth
May 17 2006 8:02PM
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Petey.
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dane cook is one of my favorite comedians....hes very blunt with everything he says...which is why i like him
May 17 2006 8:05PM
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kabozo101
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yea
May 17 2006 8:08PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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yeah, i love dane. his dvd and cd greeeat.

also.... on a side note.
i would swallow his cum any day.
May 17 2006 8:09PM
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hugeairkid
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Some of his stuff is good... but George Carlin will always be the king of comedy.
May 17 2006 8:12PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I HATE carlin. I liked some of his stuff that my dad showed me, but I saw him on hbo yesterday and it was so fuckin awful I had to get up and leave.
May 17 2006 8:14PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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carlin is aight.

i really like mitch hedberg even though he's dead and he never really had any long and witty jokes but they were short and sweet...and man was he ever fucked on drugs all the time.
May 17 2006 8:17PM
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JockinJLoads
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wow, that was great

i actually LOL'd
May 17 2006 9:09PM
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SiverMike
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eh, he can be funny but is overrated for the most part. There are better comedians in my opinion...
May 17 2006 9:12PM
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Corkster
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Dane Cook is the man
May 17 2006 9:19PM
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ryan.c
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overrated...i never hear him talked about
May 17 2006 9:24PM
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brennanmidwest
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haha ya hedberg was hilarious
May 17 2006 9:31PM
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ThaLetterM.
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"i bought a parakeet. it could talk. but it never said it was hungry, so it died"
May 17 2006 9:37PM
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sKILOve07
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my favorite: the Koolaid man or Hopped up on Q..

"god damn sand missle blew up in my eye! The movie dune is in my chocolatey drink, i dont like when the movie dune is in my chocolatey drink.."
May 18 2006 12:45PM
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SiverMike
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In my town hes the only comedian we really hear about. All the girls from like 7-12 grades are obsessed with him and just have to *OMFG* go to all his shows.
May 18 2006 12:58PM
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sKILOve07
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ha.. that's weird, i never hear him talked about. Only among a few of my skiier friends..
May 18 2006 1:01PM
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Mat.
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what if his cum was abnormally terrible tasting? like to the extreme!
May 18 2006 1:15PM
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