life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman
Your only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy
Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess
i like vanilla the most. i used to like chocolate but sometimes vanilla just tastes like so good. sometime just eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream and really think about the flavor. it makes it soo much better.
reeses peanutbutter cups is good to but quite rare
We had this party dance thing at our school and i was dancin with a hot 7th grader and i started getting a semi but after grinding for a while it became a true. So pretty much I boned her up the ass while grinding, was this a good move or should I have tucked it?
Let me tell you a little story. For those of you who don't live in Pennsylvania or the East Coast in general, we have this kick-ass convenience store called "Sheetz". Well, you know those big mugs you can buy for like $5 and get cheap refills? Well, at Sheetz they have an Icee-type drink called the "Fizz City", a 64 ounce slushie for 95 cents.
Back in the day (last summer) there was 239845093485 flavors to choose from. It was cool- one time my sister got green apple and mixed it with alcohol. To this day she can't drink that flavor of Fizz City...but anyways, that's besides the point.
A month or so ago Sheetz decides to get rid of HALF the Fizz City flavors and GET A FUCKING MILKSHAKE MACHINE. DAMMIT. The milkshakes are decent, but you can do better at Arby's. So anyways, that's my story.
BTW, vanilla is the way to go.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra
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