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The worst experience

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the_president
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
well...i wanna know what is the worst experience of your life...
My is totally crap!!!
I choked with a piece of cheese...when i woke up, I was on my way on an ambulace to the hospital!!!
May 15 2006 4:09PM
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FartFace
Posts: 177 - Karma: 10
i shattered my humerus arm wrestling. i had surgery on the cist that caused it. then rebroke. then i was falsey diagnosed with cancer and my mother flipped out and bought me all kinds of shit. i still cant straighten my right arm out. it was in a cast for 3 months
May 15 2006 4:11PM
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the_president
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
man...I hope you'll be more lucky in future!!!
May 15 2006 4:15PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
wow that kinda made me laugh. but that sucks thow
May 15 2006 4:18PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 11
yardsales underneath the chairlift are never good.
May 15 2006 4:23PM
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the_president
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
sounds crazy!!!
May 15 2006 4:24PM
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236
don't think he^ knows what a yard sale is... but yeah, they pretty gay- i once ragdolled about 100 feet under a packed chair after catching tails on a 15ft cliff 180 to steepish pow. ironic cheers all around...
May 15 2006 4:30PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
uhh, i just found out that my cousin is "most likely not going to pull through" and im freakin out... so what i am experienceing right now is probially it...
May 15 2006 4:37PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
i had the plauge. not even joking. i had 5 big black pusstuals the size of my fist. every day i had to go to the emergency room to get them lanced and have them puss my wounds. also, i wasnt allowd to see anybody for a month. it was awful.
May 15 2006 4:47PM
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the_president
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
damn...why couldn't you
see anybody??
May 15 2006 4:49PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
i fractured my tailbone on my trampoline almost 2 months ago, to this days sometimes it hurts to sit down
May 15 2006 4:49PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
i was choked on a hot dog and threw it up alover myself infront of a hundred ppl
May 15 2006 4:50PM
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Dr._TubesTied
Posts: 660 - Karma: 11
because it was really contagoius. (and i cant spell. you know what i mean.)
May 15 2006 4:50PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
you serious pal? Do you know what the Plague is?
May 15 2006 4:52PM
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the_president
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
i had a vision of it after the tread...
May 15 2006 4:54PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Yeah i didn't know that you meant the plague either...the European plague originated in a village near me...well the start of the epidemic.
May 15 2006 5:27PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Yeah i didn't know that you meant the plague either...the European plague originated in a village near me...well the start of the epidemic.
May 15 2006 5:27PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
last month i was climbig over a fence, of which has spikes at the top..

I slipped, ripped up my leg, falling face first into the dirt.


Hurt like a bitch
May 15 2006 5:29PM
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Kajex
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 178
probably wen i totalled my car... i didnt even get hurt that bad, it was just scary as shit
May 15 2006 6:49PM
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Zhot1218
Posts: 626 - Karma: 10
i knew this guy. he was goin over a fence got his finger stuck comin over, tried to jump and his finger came off
May 15 2006 6:50PM
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Maxfreeride
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 13
i got a blunt trauma hernia from crashing an ATV, that or having 5 people i knew or loved died in the same year, that was absolutely awful
May 15 2006 6:50PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
slamming my thumb in a car door and then going to my uncles dentist office to ahve him drill a hole in it to release the pressure
May 15 2006 6:56PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I shut my weener in a sliding van door. true story
May 15 2006 6:57PM
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Zhot1218
Posts: 626 - Karma: 10
how did u do that
May 15 2006 6:58PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
Obviously he was boning someone in a car, than when he was done he shut thew door on himself. Haha.
May 15 2006 7:03PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 11
apperently so
May 15 2006 7:29PM
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90iwish
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
rofl my woffel
May 15 2006 7:31PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
When my gf dumped me. i still feel like shit. worst before that was when i ran my car into a firehydrant. brutal glare, didnt see a thing. was embarassing
May 15 2006 7:34PM
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flysugarbush
Posts: 116 - Karma: 9
When i was little i was trick-or-treating in my go kart and my hand got ran over by the back tires. my hands are all scared up still and it was 8 years ago.
May 15 2006 8:03PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
most of yall fools probly kno dis alredy but i got shot by dis fool alfonso at tha start of tha month. i got shot in bof tha legs and one gun shot went deep. i'm still restin now at home.
May 15 2006 8:05PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
nutting yourself on a rainbow rail under the mont saint anne chairlift is not much fun either
May 15 2006 8:09PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
my bike handle bar went through my leg
May 15 2006 8:14PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
yikes

i crashed dirt biking and my dirt bike landed on top of me, footpeg in my stomach

and i had a really bad crash mountain biking in NH..so many things could've gone wrong that didnt..i was really lucky
May 15 2006 8:17PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
i collasped my lung in the states with there expensive healthcare and spent 8 hours in the er and had like 40 xrays and MRi's and then spent four days in the hospital watching MTV and the WBC while eating hospital food and knowing i had a 13 hour drive when i got out of the hospital. it got better when i found out that our insurance had paid for the whole shbang which would of been about 20-25 thousand
May 15 2006 8:17PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Explain? I think i'm not the only one...
May 15 2006 8:18PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
doesnt get much worse than the fuckin plauge... that blows ma'am.

i suppose being raped is worse... but opther than that the plauge is pretty much the shitties thing ever.

for me, it was prolly when my apendix burst... that sucked balls
May 15 2006 8:18PM
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
not to me but someone on a sailboat the i knew got his finger cut off in a winch
May 15 2006 8:20PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
i was riding on a trail and the cord that runs down the body of the bike(connects to the back brakes) got loose...my foot caught it...and it ripped my handle bars 180 degrees and into my leg...and then i did a flip or two...scooped out a bunch of muscle and fat...just missed a major artery
May 15 2006 8:25PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
Well explained.. thats core.
May 15 2006 8:27PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
i choked on a mentos at school in 10th grade
May 15 2006 8:30PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
i choked on a marble when i was 3 and homemade hamburger last summer while i was laughing
May 15 2006 8:32PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
I hate those damn ironic cheers
May 15 2006 8:34PM
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wittlescottyVT
Posts: 413 - Karma: 26
i threw up in class one time..
May 15 2006 8:56PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 11
that sounds hard tupac
May 15 2006 9:23PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
i fell off a bike while slam dunking a basketball on a 4 foot hoop, my nuts hit the wheel and got pulled through the V-Brakes... i cried
May 15 2006 9:29PM
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
a kid that lives up the street from me was trying out snowboarding and was on his ass after he fell when a skier can and ran over his arm. Well it just so happens that these skis were superfucking sharp, 75% of his arm got cut off and the edge was about 2mm from the only main artery that had not been cut and we would have died with 2mm more penetration
May 15 2006 9:38PM
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BCKicker540
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 11
EMO KID
May 15 2006 9:57PM
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the_president
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
awful...i had a classmate who threw up like twice a week...and always in the class!!! He had kinda stomach problems...and this shit 4 a whole year!!!
May 16 2006 9:46AM
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JeremyG77
Posts: 383 - Karma: 10
i had that to but it was my dirtbike peg that went into my leg and made a whole in my leg it didnt go threw but made a HUGE ass hole
May 16 2006 10:50AM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7480 - Karma: 3,605
gettin busted with weed
May 16 2006 11:24AM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
I got a tube shoved down my penis called a cathiter because I had alchol posining. I hate the doctor that did that to me!! Worst pain you will ever have!!!!!!!!!!! My Penis still hurts and that was like 6 months ago!!!!
May 16 2006 11:37AM
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