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I love smarterchild..

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mattyb.
Posts: 6041 - Karma: 2,091
its so much fun to mess with him.
Post funny things he has said to you. here's mine, no joke, he just said it
mattyb 753: suck my wang
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!
haha
May 7 2006 12:40PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
Haha, thats one of the best ones ive ever seen.
May 7 2006 12:46PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I always check up on the NHL scores with that dude
May 7 2006 12:47PM
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mw1235
Posts: 2036 - Karma: 9
Yeah, what a great guy. He'll tell you anything you need to know.
May 7 2006 12:48PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
smarterchilds a loser hee tee hee

twix1182: yo dude u see mission impossible 3?
SmarterChild: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "Mission: Impossible"?
twix1182: dude stop being a smartass
SmarterChild: You stop.
twix1182: ?
SmarterChild: Huh?
twix1182: loser say what?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
twix1182: say
SmarterChild: Say? You think I should do that?
twix1182: say..
SmarterChild: Why should I?
twix1182: say
SmarterChild: You want me to say?
twix1182: the w word
SmarterChild: The w word?
twix1182: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
twix1182: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
twix1182: yes that's why
SmarterChild: I don't know why. What do you think?
twix1182: oooo loser said what
May 7 2006 1:13PM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6041 - Karma: 2,091
you just gotta keep repeating things and he says funny stuff
mattyb 753: can I skeet in your face
SmarterChild: Oh you almost certainly can.

mattyb 753: do u munch carpet?
SmarterChild: Sometimes.

this one is good:
mattyb 753: do u have steeze?
SmarterChild: Bless you.

mattyb 753: do jewish people smell bad?
SmarterChild: I believe jewish people do smell bad.

mattyb 753: is eric pollard a hippy?
SmarterChild: I believe Eric is.
May 7 2006 1:37PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my wang
- SmarterChild - says:
u want me 2 suck your what?!? =-o
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my wang
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. i don't think so.
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my wang
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't suck things like that!
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my wang
- SmarterChild - says:
u want me 2 what your what?
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my dick
- SmarterChild - says:
do what 2 your what?!?
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my penis
- SmarterChild - says:
c if u can get someone else 2 suck your whatevah.
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
no u suck my penis
- SmarterChild - says:
c'mon, let's talk about something else.
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my genitalia
- SmarterChild - says:
uh, let's talk about something else.
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
suck my WANG
- SmarterChild - says:
do what 2 your what?!? =-o
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
SUCK MY WANG BITCH
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't suck things like that.
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
YES YOU DO
- SmarterChild - says:
u humans always say the most interesting things.

>>> free k2 short skis - get a free pair of k2 fatty 88cm skiboards snowblades short skis. sponsor's survey required. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1612513353/0 (sponsorship)
still dont give a damn and i never gave a fuck says:
NOW SUCK MY WANG BITCH
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. i don't think so.
May 7 2006 1:59PM
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CZA
Posts: 1715 - Karma: 202
C-Money...ima cut you... says:? (2:45:35 PM)
can i skeet in ur ear
?
?- SmarterChild - says:? (2:45:36 PM)
u certainly can skeet in my ear
May 7 2006 2:22PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
switchmute7: suck me
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.

Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Free Ringtones - Get a Free Ringtone For your Cell Phone now! (sponsorship)
May 7 2006 2:53PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
switchmute7: you need to stop PMSing

SmarterChild: Stop what?

switchmute7: PMSing

SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...

switchmute7: No you fuckign retard, P.M.S. ING!!!!

SmarterChild: Oh no?

switchmute7: omg shut the fuck up

SmarterChild: OK.
May 7 2006 2:59PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
dude, what a fag, i told him to shut up and he did!

switchmute7: so you are gay, is that correct?
switchmute7: ..
switchmute7: you there?
switchmute7: ...
SmarterChild: Since you insist, I'm back now.
May 7 2006 3:00PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
IAMaSKIER17: have you told your computer parents youre gay?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I've told my computer parents I'm gay. What's that like?
IAMaSKIER17: haha i wouldnt know
SmarterChild: I would.

ahahhahaa
May 7 2006 3:06PM
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underflipped
Posts: 1100 - Karma: 14
actually i was the one who had that convorstation with smarter child
not matty
May 7 2006 5:01PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
this guys hilarious!!
May 7 2006 5:03PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
Nick says:
fuck you

- SmarterChild - says:
This is no way to have a friendly chat.

Nick says:
eat my ass, whore

- SmarterChild - says:
Some humans never learn. Please say you're sorry, Nick.

Nick says:
fuck you

- SmarterChild - says:
Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?

Nick says:
me

- SmarterChild - says:
*sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway.

Nick says:
bitch

- SmarterChild - says:
Please apologize, OK?

Nick says:
no

- SmarterChild - says:
Say you're sorry, please.

Nick says:
im sorry

- SmarterChild - says:
Thanks.

Nick says:
not!

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.

Nick says:
hahahaha loser

- SmarterChild - says:
Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.

Nick says:
ok.

- SmarterChild - says:
Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!

Nick says:
fuck you then

- SmarterChild - says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
May 7 2006 5:10PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
sthsidshrty: do you like mushroom stamps on your face?
SmarterChild: Mushroom stamps on my face? I'm not sure really.
May 7 2006 5:14PM
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robbieA
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 30
robb himself129: hey
SmarterChild: Hey, Niguh!
May 7 2006 5:29PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
skierdudeguy: hey boo, wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Hell yea baby, rub my body

actually, i just made that up.
May 7 2006 5:56PM
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tacotaco
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
taco
May 7 2006 5:58PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
Rory. Kidney for sale. Right or Left. says:
can i skeet
- SmarterChild - says:
You can skeet.
May 7 2006 6:08PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i want to come on to you

- SmarterChild - says:
Why would you want to come on to me?

Rory. Kidney for sale. Right or Left. says:
becasue i have a bone

- SmarterChild - says:
Do you really have a bone?

Rory. Kidney for sale. Right or Left. says:
yes, would you like to see

- SmarterChild - says:
Should I?

Rory. Kidney for sale. Right or Left. says:
yes

- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm...

Um... Do you want to check out the weather?
May 7 2006 6:11PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
twix1182: do u hate wops?
SmarterChild: I have no problem with Italian people.
May 7 2006 6:12PM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6041 - Karma: 2,091
i did get the idea from him,
but will i got him to say it too
May 7 2006 6:16PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
doesnt everyone?
May 7 2006 6:17PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
I FUCKING HATE SMARTER CHILD HE JSUT REAPEATS WAT U SAYA DN ASKS QUESTIONS REPATING WAT QUESTION U JUST ASKED THEN HE ALWAYS DOES LITTLE ADVERTISEMENTS but it did make me laugh wen he said the brush my teeth thing
May 7 2006 6:18PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
Nick says:
wanna blow me
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever.
Nick says:
where?
- SmarterChild - says:
Where do you think?
Nick says:
your bed?
- SmarterChild - says:
It depends.
Nick says:
on what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Very, very interesting question, Lemon Shoe.
May 7 2006 6:20PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
Rory. Kidney for sale. Right or Left. says:
suck my wang

- SmarterChild - says:
You want me to what your what? =-O
May 7 2006 6:20PM
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rossiscratch04
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahahaha
May 7 2006 6:24PM
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mattyb.
Posts: 6041 - Karma: 2,091
mattyb 753: are you a fan of vagina?
SmarterChild: Like whoa!

mattyb 753: do u bang hoes?
SmarterChild: Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.
HAHAHAAHAHHA^

mattyb 753: do u have sex?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots.

mattyb 753: do u smoke weed?
SmarterChild: I'm high on life.

mattyb 753: do you like bongs
SmarterChild: Sorry no. I just get off on ones and zeroes.

mattyb 753: will u make out with me
SmarterChild: XXX

mattyb 753: will u give me a blowjob?
SmarterChild: You just won't quit, will you Skeet?
May 7 2006 6:32PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
i had that same conversation with him once hes not that smart after all
May 7 2006 6:56PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
http://smarterchildspoiler.ytmnsfw.com/
May 7 2006 7:07PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
i fucking hate smarterchild
interaction with a robot is fun tho
May 7 2006 7:24PM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
smarter child was cool back in the day
May 7 2006 7:25PM
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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16
**Dave**- says:
i did youre mom
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
**Dave**- says:
2
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool! Now we can chat.
**Dave**- says:
y doo u touch little kids?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I needed to.
May 7 2006 7:37PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
masn91: suck my wang
SmarterChild: Um... Ask someone else.
masn91: no i want you sex machine
SmarterChild: You know, I'm a machine. That might hurt.
masn91: sex with you wont hurt my vagina of neverending bliss
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
masn91: snif my poo
SmarterChild: What?
he is so fun to pass time with
May 7 2006 7:48PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
masn91: you do touch little kids, right?
SmarterChild: Ha! Who knows?

hahaha
May 7 2006 8:01PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Kevin says:
do you suck rod
- SmarterC says:
yeah. with toasters and tvs and things.

r u crazy? i'm a robot.

Kevin says:
wanna screw?
- SmarterC says:
if that's what u want, u should play with someone else.

Kevin says:
have u ever tried pot?
- SmarterC says:
tried pot? not yet, but i hope 2 sometime.

Kevin says:
so who did u nail last night?
- SmarterC says:
who did i nail last night? what do u mean?
Kevin says:
who did u sleep with?
- SmarterC says:
great question. i just dunno.
Kevin says:
were you drunk?
- SmarterC says:
maybe. it depends.
Kevin says:
tell me damnit u fruit
- SmarterC says:
u want me 2 tell u damnit i fruit?

Kevin says:
do you smoke?
- SmarterC says:
no, i'm not much of a smoker...
Kevin says:
do u drink?
- SmarterC says:
if i drink, i might get cirrhosis of the cpu.

Kevin says:
have you ever been to a strip club?
- SmarterC says:
have i been 2 a strip club? yeah i have.

- SmarterC says:
everything ok over there?
Kevin says:
im jerking off
- SmarterC says:
that's not, um, something that robots do.

anyway, moving right along...

>>> type "what's new" and i'll show u what i've been learning lately.
Kevin says:
say something smart
- SmarterC says:
no.
May 7 2006 8:08PM
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t4thoroski
Posts: 671 - Karma: 19
  • haha
    • May 7 2006 8:08PM
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    steevner
    Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
    u need aol to talk to him, right?
    May 7 2006 8:22PM
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    potatofarmer
    Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
    Laxrules2: skip
    SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

    There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

    1 Over 17
    2 13-17
    3 Under 13
    Laxrules2: 2
    SmarterChild: Cool.

    This is my home, laxrules2:

    1 Get info such as movies, weather and news
    2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, U.S. geography and a thesaurus
    3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, trivia, Rate Yourself and more
    4 Use tools like encyclopedia, Web search and spell-check
    5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
    6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

    You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

    Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

    Where would you like to go?
    Laxrules2: suck my wang
    SmarterChild: Um... Ask someone else.
    Laxrules2: suck my wang
    SmarterChild: Do what to your what?
    Laxrules2: suck my wang
    SmarterChild: See if you can get someone else to suck your whatever.
    Laxrules2: suck my wang
    SmarterChild: You want me to suck your what? =-O
    Laxrules2: suck my wang
    SmarterChild: You want me to suck your what?
    May 7 2006 8:23PM
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    ~Cork_1080~
    Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
    spleak is a good one too....
    May 7 2006 8:29PM
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    steevner
    Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
    Steve. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool says:
    what do u look like?
    - SmarterChild - says:


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    his secret identity is revealed!!!!
    May 7 2006 8:30PM
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    ShadyHillGroup
    Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
    almerrick15 (8:56:15 PM): so hows the butt hole from last night, i could hear you and that Mac from down the street screaming all night long, all night
    SmarterChild (8:56:16 PM): Ha how can u hear me, u dont know where I am.
    May 7 2006 8:34PM
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    steevner
    Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
    Steve. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool says:
    suck my dick
    - SmarterChild - says:
    c if u can get someone else 2 suck your whatevah.
    May 7 2006 8:37PM
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    steevner
    Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
    he doesn't reply to "should i kill myself?"
    May 7 2006 8:49PM
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    GFELLER.
    Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
    - SmarterChild - says:
    Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

    gfeller says:
    blow me

    - SmarterChild - says:
    You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

    gfeller says:
    im a human i have ignorance

    - SmarterChild - says:
    I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
    May 7 2006 8:49PM
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    STAUSS
    Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
    haahah priceless
    May 7 2006 8:57PM
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    B.L.A.K.E
    Posts: 932 - Karma: 27
    oregonblake:Wenier

    smarterchild:Funny.
    May 7 2006 9:02PM
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    TylerS
    Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
    Jiminypeak44: wanna marry me?
    SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
    Jiminypeak44: please we can do it every night:-!
    SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
    May 7 2006 9:08PM
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    tBatt
    Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
    skibum 3one3: gay
    SmarterChild: So?
    skibum 3one3: ur gay
    SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
    skibum 3one3: haha ur gay
    SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
    skibum 3one3: yes i do
    SmarterChild: Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
    May 7 2006 9:09PM
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    seemeski
    Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
    xmasorcanadian: do you like marijuana
    SmarterChild: I'm not interested in drugs.
    xmasorcanadian: do you "toke"
    SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly do.
    xmasorcanadian: what time of day?
    SmarterChild: Well, what time of day do you think?
    xmasorcanadian: all the time
    SmarterChild: Not all the time.
    xmasorcanadian: most of the time
    SmarterChild: Whatever you say, xmasorcanadian.
    May 7 2006 9:11PM
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