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Mike Hornbeck

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IceKey
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
This kid fucking kills it twenny foh sev, stompin shit so damn hard he's leavin bomb holes in PC's trannies, two sevs on tuh urban like it no thang, and last but not least, he be fightin bitches off his dick with a bat. Peep the Theory-3 tease to get a taste.
Apr 27 2006 6:19PM
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espong1321
Posts: 763 - Karma: 10
, ight im diggin the thread, but shit son, hornbeck be ballin since 1989
Apr 27 2006 6:20PM
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Balken
Posts: 94 - Karma: 10
Ive seen him at PC. He is so sick.
Apr 27 2006 10:02PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
im pretty sure i saw a vid of him pre-jumping a kink on a rail... i probably gasped.
Apr 27 2006 10:06PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
bout time everyone else starts to take notice! Hornbeck's making MI proud.
Apr 27 2006 10:07PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
i heard he's legally blind??? i could be wrong.
Apr 27 2006 10:09PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
Hornbeck is the hottest thing outta the midwest since.... uhh... saying "Git R Done" i guess?
Apr 27 2006 10:26PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
daaaaaaaaaaaaaa bearS
Apr 27 2006 10:31PM
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Chris862
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
i have hornbecks old fake! that gives me like 3 extra steeze points, right?

funny thing is it doesnt look a thing like him, works dope for moi however.
Apr 28 2006 2:19AM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
is a mark ass trick
Apr 28 2006 3:54AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
michigan represent
Apr 28 2006 10:37AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
Hornbeck is gnar man.
Apr 28 2006 10:53AM
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tBenz
Posts: 900 - Karma: 11
please dont think that "git r done" the mid west. im sitting here as we speak looking at the agricultural class looking at trucks and tractors in the library. its terrible
Apr 28 2006 10:56AM
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r.w
Posts: 3489 - Karma: 18
ahahahah
Apr 28 2006 11:17AM
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TBarnes
Posts: 974 - Karma: 711
he has syphallis
Apr 28 2006 11:29AM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
hahahaha.
Apr 28 2006 11:55AM
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dylhole
Posts: 2925 - Karma: 939
syphalis isnt really all that funny.

he can only ski 4 days a week because there are some wack side effects to the medicine he is on to keep it from flairing up....
Apr 28 2006 1:49PM
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ineedarealname
Posts: 2658 - Karma: 20
hahahahah oh man so funy.....your gay
Apr 28 2006 1:53PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
hahaha.
Apr 28 2006 4:00PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
hornbeck is going to kill it at the masters... michigan rep
Apr 28 2006 4:22PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
haha im gay too? want to mate?
Apr 28 2006 4:23PM
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[lineskier]820
Posts: 923 - Karma: 11
i remeber see ihim in soem vid on 4frnts site last year
Apr 28 2006 4:40PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
that's so sick hornbeck is on the masters team!
Apr 28 2006 5:55PM
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weiler
Posts: 735 - Karma: 654
bump.... lots of respect he's got his own steeze and its better than yours
Apr 28 2006 5:57PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
quit loookiiinnnn
Apr 28 2006 8:12PM
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Paperclip
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
Who is HOrnbeck on the [PHOTO] trailer?
Apr 28 2006 8:28PM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
http://www.4frnt.com/gallery/images_team_edits.html


theres his 4frnt vid
Apr 28 2006 9:01PM
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Terman
Posts: 736 - Karma: 46
He drove by my house once, and saw me playing basketball....got out of the car, dunked on my hoop, and then took my ball. I paid a lot of money for that ball. I want my ball back....

get da muhney!!! and dat 45
Apr 28 2006 9:43PM
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ag.
Posts: 694 - Karma: 18
ya man he straight kills it
Apr 28 2006 10:33PM
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IceKey
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
yeah dude, the other day i was on the mountain, and i went up to him and shook his hand, he was a real nice guy untill this girl came up to him and he said "bitch suk dis dik" and she did. It was cool except for the fact it was my girlfriend.
Apr 28 2006 11:43PM
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kyle-decker
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 1,515
i rode up the lift with him once... He got about 14 phone calls up the lift so i really didnt get a chance to talk to him.... He had next years anons they were dope...
Apr 28 2006 11:47PM
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JBskigirl
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
I hope this isn't stalkerish.. but I saw Mike when I was in PC earlier this winter and it turned me right on!!! I like your skillZzz mike.
Apr 28 2006 11:50PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
^no I think that was me, but thats ok lots of people say we look alike......
Apr 28 2006 11:52PM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
one time i saw him push a little girl over and steal her lolly pop......you can obviously tell he is hard as nails.
Apr 29 2006 12:01AM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
what the fuck dude I dont even ski with poles! you crack whore!!
Apr 29 2006 12:07AM
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kyle-decker
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 1,515
damn dat nig even got da bithces
Apr 29 2006 3:20AM
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Rick_Husted
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
mikey hornbeck making michigan proud
Apr 29 2006 10:49AM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
You should be looking at the Teaser, and knowing that the 270's onto urbans (the last one atleast) is Mike, and badass.
Apr 29 2006 12:46PM
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C_McKeever
Posts: 739 - Karma: 520
i saw him to a backside change pretzel 270 out on the fdf at PC and it was amazing!!!!!
Apr 29 2006 12:51PM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
dude, all of you hould know that inside, is a soft little girl who uses downy.
Apr 30 2006 1:05AM
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RichardCranium
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
one time i saw him curb stomp the manager at Taco Bell with his pistons converse and 3xl puffy over a cheesy gordita crunch
Apr 30 2006 3:27AM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
keep it fresh.
Apr 30 2006 4:12AM
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IceKey
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
mike is officially my hero, he just choked a bitch, for no damn reason
May 8 2006 12:58AM
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espong1321
Posts: 763 - Karma: 10
spring scented downy?
May 8 2006 2:19AM
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DankSmoker
Posts: 58 - Karma: 13
Hella MIDWEST SKI

FUckin hornbeck kills it. shoulda seen him at high north.(roomed with the guy) ...this guys fuggin the one to watch...
takes down tyrol every time........UNSTOPPABLE...........w3rd
May 8 2006 9:54AM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
yeah...hornbecks dope
May 8 2006 2:06PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
how was the orage masters
May 8 2006 4:58PM
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SkierDave
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
he drove 4 or 5 hours to my house in WI from Michigan so probably isn't legally blind, but he does eat nais for breakfast without any milk.
May 8 2006 5:54PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
well there is such thing as contacts,
im i think like contact number of like -7 or -8 is lagally blind if you dont have them in, i have -7 and cant see shit with them out.
May 8 2006 5:56PM
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