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Roomate, Sex, and Beer

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InfernoHits
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THe sotry is not about me getting drunk and having sex with my roomate... even though it'd probably make for a better story than this hunk of shit I'm about to spew.

Well last night I brought back this girl (we'll call her E) Shes the one I really like and have been hooking up with for weeks. So the beds in my room are bunked so we're going at it and i guess it starts to shake. All of a sudden my roomate yells gets up with his pillow and blanket SLAMS the door and leaves. What the fuck kid, we are 18 in college, you have nothing better to do, you sleep 12 hours a day. Seriously I want to tell him to grow a sack and a set of balls. Kid is a huge cock block and the girl is scared to come to my room anymore. He has also not been seen with a girl all year and is a big tool. Fuck roomates that you don't get to choose
Mar 23 2006 4:15PM
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traer
Posts: 690 - Karma: 12
no joke
Mar 23 2006 11:25PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
Obviousley a lot of you have never been anywhere near a college campus, much less lived in a dorm room. It's hard not to have sex, and then a roommate makes it suck more, but there are ways to deal with it. I mean first of, you should have known how to be quiet, fuck her gently dude. then sometime it's alot safer to just grab all your blankets, pillows, and even the matress and just give 'er on the floor. You can always cover up with a blanket. Your roommate shouldn't be too pissed, and it's his fault for avoiding girls anyways. moral of the story: if you've actually ever had sex, or lived in a dorm room, you totally would sympathize with this kid.
Mar 24 2006 12:45AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
WRONG. if it's pre-warned then yeah, the roommate should get out. But if your trying to sleep, for whatever reason, and its late, and your drunk asshole roommate come back and starts screwing a girl...we'll i dont know about you guys but i'd kick his ass. in that situation, he can go to the girls room for sex.
Mar 24 2006 1:04AM
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fourdskate
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you should have asked him before hand if you could have your room to yourself for like an hour or something. fo sho. instead of making him listen to some unspeakables 2 feet away. but he does sound like a fag.
Mar 24 2006 1:30AM
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RWalker
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just fuck bitches man
Mar 24 2006 1:44AM
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n-o
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thats pretty funny
Mar 24 2006 8:16AM
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BurkeSter
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lol man if she is hot enough u bang i chick with your roomy there
Mar 24 2006 8:17AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
Find another place to have sex man. It's fucking rude to fool around/have sex when someone is in the same room, maybe the exception is if they are totally passed out. It sucks that you don't have a good relationship with your roomate, cause I'd gladly get the fuck out and I'm sure he would too if we ever needed the room. But man, that's so akward.
Mar 24 2006 8:26AM
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lowtech
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i totally agree. if you're prewarned and don't get out then it's your fault
Mar 24 2006 10:52AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
you might think your some tough shit cause ur 18 and having sex in college, but ur friend has a right to be pissed off with u dude. you should ask him before if its alright if he leaves the room for a bit while you fuck some chick, and then say hes a cockblock if he doesnt. but you cant expect him just to try and sleep while u fuck some slut right beneath him. and the girl is 100% slut if shes banging you with a guy right on top of you. ur a dirty piece of shit.
Mar 24 2006 5:27PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
you must have been craven for the tang.
Mar 24 2006 6:28PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
id have ditched quietly and then bitched you out later. or just get a girl over and have sex in your bed. thatll teach ya too.
Mar 25 2006 12:47AM
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RoLLLinDeep
Posts: 3318 - Karma: 9
i cant believe some of you guys are actling like u wouldnt skeet with one of your boys in the room sleeping...........thats common practice in my dorm
Mar 29 2006 11:06AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
you are one fucked up kid, i would have whipped my dick out and pissed on you both for being such dumbasses. and ur girl, well she is a class A whore for all that too
Mar 29 2006 12:21PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
I think i'm going to have to stand up for him on this one. My friend has a roomate like that. The kid sleeps like it's his fucking job. I have never been over to my friend's room without seeing his roomate laying in his bed.

His roomate cockblocks him all the time. Most of the time, he knows he's doing it too. Just because he's a jealous little prick. He was bringing a chick back one night and I got out my extra sheets, fixed the bed, got the hell out of there and told him to come to my room and bang her there.

I mean honostly guys need to start being guys and help each other out once in a while. It sucks so bad when you get a roomate that doesn't ever leave his little closet of a room. They don't understand what it's like, especially if they don't get any themselves.
Mar 29 2006 12:53PM
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d-loc
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hey can i offer a suggestion? fucking get ur own place, and then no worries. who likes dorm life anyway? it sucks once you grow up past ur pubesent teens.
Mar 29 2006 12:58PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
^ only thing is, some universities require you to stay in a dorm your freshman year. At least thats the way it is here at Pitt. Then after your freshman year you can get your own place.
Mar 29 2006 1:03PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i thought it was usually if its like that... stay at home and commute or live dorm first year. if so you just say ur living at home and really get ur own place. i know many that do this and it works great
Mar 29 2006 1:14PM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
dude your roomate should be pissed off because would YOU put up with him having sex in the same dorm room as you?

my roomate tried that shit and i kicked them both out.

and no, im not a virgin.
Mar 29 2006 2:00PM
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grubix2
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Having sex with a girl while his roomate was in the room was pretty rude. But honostly, the roomate needs a wakeup call. Thats the thing with roomates. It's a two-way street. You own half of the room, he owns half of the room. You respect him, he respects you. If he sleeps a lot, thats fine. You can go an study elsewhere, and be quiet when you are in there. And if you respect him like that, thats great. But at some point he need to return the favor. He should be totally fine with maybe once a week picking his ass up, and getting a milkshake, and letting you have the room for an hour or two. I think people are looking at this as Sleeping vs. Sex. And since sex is "bad", sleeping wins. He has just as much right to have sex in the room as his roomate has to sleep there.

And personally, you pretty much have to be a complete douche to be like that. I mean I could understand if he was bring chicks home all the time. But like I said, you respect him, he respects you.
Mar 30 2006 3:27PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
Update to the story. My girlfriend was over last night and we didn't have sex or anything, just laying there talking in a low whisper. She coughs twice, coughs, the kid stands up says what the fuck I can't fucking sleep you asshole stop fucking coughing. I wanted to fucking kill him, I seriously might beat the fuck out of this kid, it will get me kicked out of housing but I fucking hate him. He is the biggest tool in the world, is an ugly fuck, isn;t cool at all, and I think he is gay... 100% seriously
Mar 30 2006 5:38PM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 10
it was in the title duh where does it come in at why put it in the title if there is nothing to do with it?
Mar 30 2006 6:59PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
yea for real what about the beer. Roommate, check, sex, check, beer.....
and yea dude theres nothing worse than having to listen to people fuck right next to you
Mar 30 2006 8:16PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
go to the lounge or the stairwell or the bathroom or your car in the parking lot outside. fucking in the room when someone was already in there isnt very cool. ive done it when i was wasted and my roomate was blacked out passed out, but i apologized the next day. how would you like to hear someone else fucking while you tried to sleep?
Mar 30 2006 9:35PM
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milkdud951
Posts: 960 - Karma: 21
you shuldve yelled for him rite before you finished and when he stood up you should have jizzed in his face
Mar 30 2006 9:48PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
word and what about the beer?
Mar 30 2006 10:50PM
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skifiend
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this dude is the man!!!!
Mar 31 2006 3:55PM
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Rez4frederick
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Bump for a funny ass thread.

And fucking a chick with a roomate/friend in the room is lame, UNLESS you let them join in lol
Apr 10 2007 6:01PM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
1. you're retarded, he's in the bunk below you
2. what about the beer
3. your retarded
Apr 10 2007 7:49PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
hahaha, yessss!!!!!!

it happens all the time. too bad you're not friends with your roomate, most of the time when this situation happens you're friends with your roomate, you all go out drinking at a party, when you get back your roomate is too drunk to stay awake, let alone care you're making noise.

I had a roomate once who freaked out on me for making noise in THE OTHER ROOM.
Apr 10 2007 7:54PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
Omg haha! That sorta happened to me but at my friends cottage!

Her younger sister was on the bottom bunk, it started to shake, and I guess she quickly understood what was going on. She was like..

"Nikki? Uhh....Are you guys.....uhhhh........ k uhh....bye?.."

We didn't know she was down there, we were drunk, and only fooling around. Dayumn I feel baddish though. Haha.
Apr 10 2007 9:01PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
... Oh my god. I made this thread over a year ago.
Apr 10 2007 9:29PM
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-+Siver+-
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did you fuck her afterwards
Apr 10 2007 9:40PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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who gives a fuck if his rommate was right there.  Why would he pass up banging some hot ass chick he has been trying to get with because his roommate is there.  If the rommate doesnt have the respect to atleast go to another room than fuck him,  Id be happy for my roommate if he came home with a chick he likes and out of respect Id move
Apr 10 2007 9:42PM
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DaysToCome
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its not ahrd to hold a woody when ur fuckin a chick no matter what
Apr 10 2007 9:42PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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if they are being quiet ish i can usually sleep through it, but obviously you have to leave if you know he is bringing a girl home, a steady girlfriend is different, set up a system or something.  Meh last time it happened i just laughed and left, its not a big deal im assuming it doesnt happen every night, if it does then he has a right to be pissed.
Apr 10 2007 9:53PM
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Microcosm
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So what happened?
Apr 10 2007 9:59PM
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skibum1854
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 564
deliver the old KNUCKLE SANDWITCH!
Apr 10 2007 10:06PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
tell the roomate ahead of time. if he doesn't like it be courteous

or suprise jiz on him. faggot deserves it.
Apr 10 2007 10:37PM
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Dustin.
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the nerve of a person to not want to have people fucking 2 feet above their head...
Apr 10 2007 10:39PM
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mothaeast
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so i assume this room mate is gone now...
Apr 10 2007 10:45PM
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xAtticusx
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i dont think its a goos idea to really be screwing someone when your roomate is in the room, much less right under you guys....not to sound so goody two shoes but its pretty disrespectful....unless you two were intoxicated or something then okay id understand....but having sex with a clear mind, in teh same room as your roomate.....just...no
Apr 10 2007 11:08PM
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