THe sotry is not about me getting drunk and having sex with my roomate... even though it'd probably make for a better story than this hunk of shit I'm about to spew.
Well last night I brought back this girl (we'll call her E) Shes the one I really like and have been hooking up with for weeks. So the beds in my room are bunked so we're going at it and i guess it starts to shake. All of a sudden my roomate yells gets up with his pillow and blanket SLAMS the door and leaves. What the fuck kid, we are 18 in college, you have nothing better to do, you sleep 12 hours a day. Seriously I want to tell him to grow a sack and a set of balls. Kid is a huge cock block and the girl is scared to come to my room anymore. He has also not been seen with a girl all year and is a big tool. Fuck roomates that you don't get to choose