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THIS DUDE IS FUCKING INSANE AT HOCKEY

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PimpDaddySkier
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3957094422427700341
Mar 16 2006 6:01PM
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J.D.
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Then you should wait for Staal, Spezza, and Crosby to develop before you compare them, as well... And honestly, Kovalchuk too, he's not much older and he's already a lot better and always has been. After watching that video, I thought 2 things:

1. American hockey announcers lick fucking nuts. I'm sorry you're used to calling baseball where you can talk about random bullshit and not get caught off guard with a goal, but in this sport, things HAPPEN OCCASIONALLY. PAY ATTENTION YOU DUMB TWATS.

2. A similar highlights package for Pavol Datsyuk would have been roughly 2.331 times as impressive.

Which isn't to say Ovechkin isn't good... he's amazing... he's just being overhyped here.
Mar 16 2006 10:51PM
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[fisher]
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As much as I love Crosby because he is Canadian, I think Ovechkin is going to win rookie of the year, I have said this since the first game of the NHL season, and no one believed me that he would, that vid says it all (and the stats), to bad they both have to play for shitty teams...
Mar 16 2006 10:57PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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and you know this how?
Mar 17 2006 1:44AM
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whattheshit
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i miss the pavel bure days
Mar 17 2006 3:58AM
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MitchPee
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word he was one of the nastiest guys to ever set foot on the ice...his family was kidnapped by the Russian mafia when he was in the NHL
Mar 17 2006 11:23AM
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BillyGoatMan
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been posted whatev
Mar 17 2006 5:14PM
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jS.torgeRseN
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he got steeze?
Mar 17 2006 5:21PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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ive never seen it before so i figured what the hell
Mar 17 2006 7:36PM
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thecoyote
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nooooo way. I havent seen an iginla highlight that was crazy this year. Those are allllll this season.
Mar 17 2006 9:18PM
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BillyGoatMan
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another edit of his highlights
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8668486982679575521&q=ovechkin
Mar 17 2006 9:35PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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wooord
Mar 17 2006 11:29PM
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wdbo.
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if his hockey skillz arnt enough his name is so pimpin i bet the ladies are fuckin hangin off of him
Mar 17 2006 11:39PM
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mad_540_trix
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yeah, back when he wasn't a fuckin douche (he was a fuckin douche when he demanded that vancouver trade him)

i like ovetchkin (sp) because he can hit and score crazy ass goals, but mostly cause of the hits.
Mar 18 2006 12:12AM
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J.D.
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Let's see... something more impressive... Oh.

This is from ten years ago. Yeah. A decade. Note: the Owen Nolan called shot is one of the most memorable goals in hockey history. Also a good Bure goal in there.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6339909071171114900&q=nhl
Mar 18 2006 2:05AM
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Anathema
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steve sullivan.... sooooo good

and nolan's called shot was just pure wow.

but honestly dude, were any of them rookies who were on their back, facing the wrong way, with one hand on the stick, pretty well directly beside the net?

ovechkin's goal tops all of those, EASY
Mar 18 2006 2:20AM
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Anathema
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(forgot to mention shooting the puck over the head aswell)
Mar 18 2006 2:21AM
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Anathema
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one thing i will say though is it wasn't exactly a 'HOLY MOLY OMG WOW type goal'. those are the fast paced ones when everyone gets up and screams. it was more like 'wtf? what just happened? lemme see the replay' the goalie also had pretty much all the path cut off aswell.. just that tiny space between the post and stick. yikes.
Mar 18 2006 2:25AM
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skiierman
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That last goal... wow. Also the person that called out his shot, just badass.
Mar 18 2006 9:12AM
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almostaskier
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wow. just... wow. all those are amazing...
Mar 18 2006 9:50AM
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Antoine.
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kid dangles
Mar 18 2006 11:46AM
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salomonskiier12
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nice, but hockey IS A TEAM SPORT...
Mar 18 2006 12:27PM
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J.D.
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An "on your back goal" doesn't necessarily make a better goal than good stick work... This one's still better ridiculous.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9127372918381300290&q=datsyuk

These have been done a couple times, but daaaamn...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7260149488400778614&q=hockey

Or how about... what the FUCK is THIS?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4359813052999452491&q=hockey
Mar 18 2006 12:34PM
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almostaskier
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holy what??????????
Mar 18 2006 1:10PM
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J.D.
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Another older one with some good goals, also, ends with my favourite hit ever, which I was there for...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6090605137445785366&q=hockey

Naslund & Forsberg
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8555004329145487438&q=naslund

Kovalchuk. As flashy as Ovechkin? No. More dangerous? Helllll yes. Plays defense? ... Not so much.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4957771002947204335&q=kovalchuk
Mar 18 2006 1:16PM
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Crow
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no way, you got to see that guy get hit through the glass?
Mar 18 2006 1:25PM
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J.D.
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T-Linden bitchezzz! YAH!

I was in the nosebleeds, but yep, I saw it.
Mar 18 2006 1:29PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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anyone got that video?
Mar 18 2006 1:44PM
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J.D.
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I posted it.
Mar 18 2006 1:46PM
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MitchPee
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Forseberg is one of the best players the NHL will see for a while. He was agile, great stickhandling, and he meant business. Naslund was also a ridiculous player.

But I HATE Tie Domi. Fucking fag has never cleanly hit someone. Always from behind or throw an elbow into their faces.
Mar 18 2006 2:03PM
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whattheshit
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im just waiting for when ovechkin takes another suicide pass from behind and gets layed out.
Mar 18 2006 3:32PM
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OAK_TREE
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To all the people that are saying that he is cocky and a bitch. If I were that good at a sport I would be at least a little cocky. It is fun to be cocky when you can back it up. So I am trying to say that he is good enough to be cocky. and what an amazing player.
Mar 18 2006 7:16PM
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Snow2Surf
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that is sick but there are some really sick other kids in the nhl now
Mar 18 2006 7:39PM
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Nivrittam
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so old
Mar 18 2006 10:40PM
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AMcCraw
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yeah he good but how many redbulls did he have?? he is so0o0o fast
Mar 18 2006 11:20PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Spezza when he trys is pretty close.
Mar 18 2006 11:27PM
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i8van
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ahaha crazy russians, thats the way we are.
Mar 18 2006 11:33PM
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SeanB
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I know this because I've watched him play internationally for the last 5 years and despite his undeniable skill he has a long history of playing in fairly typical Russian fashion. I don't like stereotypes so I generally try to avoid using them but I've watched Russia play internationally for too long not to have developed a rather serious distaste for the way many of them play hockey. I don't mean to bash all Russian players by any means but Russia has a definite trend of producing very talented but massively arrogant hockey players and arrogance is not a trait that I myself admire.
Mar 19 2006 12:09AM
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i8van
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its not only hockey players who r arrogant, we r talking about russians... in general russian people are pretty damn arrogant and rude. I'm bashing on russians right now... and I know it from experience cause im russian myself and i lived there for 15 years before i moved to canada.
Mar 19 2006 12:41AM
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PhaedeD
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hes an I-Robot
Mar 19 2006 1:43AM
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mad_540_trix
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alright, so everyone's seen this probably, but still

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5675272436036532702&q=marek+malik

i mean come on, he's a defensive defenseman.
Mar 19 2006 2:01AM
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mad_540_trix
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haha YES, i remember that hit.

i saw naslund walk through the defense during the dallas game (i was there), he didn't score (obvious if you watched it) but it was still damned impressive.
Mar 19 2006 2:12AM
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Head69
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doesnt look like he has much of a backhand, he had plenty of chances to use it but ened up doing a complete 180 to use his forehand
Mar 19 2006 11:24AM
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t-rent
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thta was soooo fucking sick that goal right there is like the best one ive ever seen
Mar 19 2006 11:50AM
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orleans
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who are you kidding, those shots cant be taken over a few years, hes a rookie shit head.
Mar 19 2006 12:33PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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ok wayne gretzky, in the gif shot he uses his backhand
Mar 19 2006 1:03PM
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shea.
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craziest goal ever
Mar 21 2006 1:19AM
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J.D.
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Everyone saw Yzerman's behind the back pass from his knees last night, right?
Mar 21 2006 1:31AM
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SteezePatrol
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shit didn't nkow he threw the body like that. no bitch like crosby. but it was kinda funny how they showed a bunch of his useless moves that got him no where and then it just cut out after he shot it right at the goalie or way way wide or passed off. kinda like bertuzzi. that bastard is good, never tries. likes punching people in the back of the head thopugh
Mar 21 2006 1:41AM
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PhaedeD
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i still think hes an i-robot
Mar 21 2006 1:42AM
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SeanB
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I'm not down with the crosby bashing (just you wait if you're not impressed yet) but you summed up my feelings on Bertuzzi quite well, he's driving me fucking crazy. All he's good for are brief moments of brilliance followed by immediate disappointment (not to mention an incredible knack for taking us off the power play by taking rediculously lazy and unnecessary penalties). Oh and Lindens hit is still one of the sweetest things I have ever seen to this day.
Mar 21 2006 1:51AM
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