STOEN FROM ANOTHER ONLINE BOARD
ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some backround:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Allison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex.
"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scared.
Then i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the board saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?