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DrX
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I came across a collection of old Burma Shave road-ads the other day.

I thought it would be fun to write a few Burma Shave-style ads about everyones favorite resort.

I will post a few to get it started.
Jan 29 2006 9:24AM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
Mountain open?
Mountain closed?
Hotline's broken
So no one knows
Jan 29 2006 9:24AM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
Season Pass,
Sure costs a lot
I'll sell you one for fifty,
Meet me in the parking lot
Jan 29 2006 9:26AM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
Sitzmark Sitzmark
Smells like pee
But I know the bartenders
So I drink for free
Jan 29 2006 9:26AM
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DrX
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Larry McGingerkid
Thinks his shit don't smell
But he'll spend eternity
Sucking cocks in Hell
Feb 3 2006 7:23AM
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seandon21
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who are you
Feb 3 2006 2:31PM
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seandon21
Posts: 308 - Karma: 21
who are you
Feb 3 2006 2:31PM
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DrX
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Larry McGingerkid
At night, dresses up like a female
I know this because
I can STILL read his email
Feb 3 2006 3:17PM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
The Girdwood Rotary meets
Every wednesday night
You're welcome to attend,
As long as you're White

No Blacks, No Jews,
No Hispanics, and no one gay
Kind of looks like
The Girdwood KKK
Feb 4 2006 7:17AM
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DrX
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Alyeska Executives
They like to swap wives
It must bring some happiness
To their meaningless lives
Feb 4 2006 7:24AM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
I axed Alyeska a question,
But I didn't hear back:
"You've got 600 employees,
and not one of them is Black?"
Feb 5 2006 8:15AM
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garrett.
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u do realize ur the only one playing right?
Feb 5 2006 9:16AM
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DrX
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Yes, I know
Feb 5 2006 9:23AM
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DrX
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I tapped McGingerkid's phone
And there's nothing he can do
Feb 21 2006 10:47AM
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garrett.
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dude give up its not working
Feb 21 2006 7:42PM
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DrX
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Back in your closet Garrett
Feb 22 2006 12:55PM
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garrett.
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NEVER
Feb 22 2006 8:18PM
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DrX
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Over hills,
Over dales,
A Theremin Bug
Never fails
Mar 21 2006 6:08PM
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DrX
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You checked for fake passes,
But you couldn't find none
Perhaps it's because
I warned them not to come?
Mar 26 2006 3:28AM
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DrX
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Perhaps you are an idiot?
Perhaps you should never have been born?
But I know one thing for certain
Girl-on-girl action
Does not qualify as 'gay porn'
Mar 26 2006 3:34AM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
Barcodes are magic
Just like Penn and Teller
If we just had barcodes,
We could catch the counterfeit seller:

http://www.4shared.com/file/1095159/b2388006/fake-pass-2.html
Mar 28 2006 2:08AM
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DrX
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
If you get caught with a fake season pass,
Here's just what to do:
Smile, give them the finger,
And tell them the Penguin sent you



Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?
Mar 28 2006 11:22AM
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Durtschi
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these are amazing, they make me think of alyeska,where the fuck did youget them?
Apr 15 2006 1:46PM
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DrX
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They come from the Heart.
Apr 16 2006 2:15PM
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Mortuus
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
http://http://lads.myspace.com/mini/mini.swf?b=MTA5OTk3OTMz&o=MzczOTcwNjA1&d=MTIwOTgzNTI5NA==&i=MzY4ODUyMTQ3&a=RmFsc2U=&u=MzY4ODUyMTQ3
May 3 2008 1:17PM
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Mortuus
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http://lads.myspace.com/mini/mini.swf?b=MTA5OTk3OTMz&o=MzczOTcwNjA1&d=MTIwOTgzNTI5NA==&i=MzY4ODUyMTQ3&a=RmFsc2U=&u=MzY4ODUyMTQ3
May 3 2008 1:17PM
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[~_~]
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Jared, get off the fucking computer, quit beating off to little kids, and get a life.
Jul 26 2008 9:13PM
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SoupCurry
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no billy dont get into THaT van....thats chester.....hes a molester....
Nov 9 2008 6:24PM
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