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Being emo= better skier

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duhamelski
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i was thinking about this and i conluded that becoming emo might indeed make me a much better skier. i would have a whole new attitude on things. "my life is crap so i don't care if i die doing this" or "no one will miss me if i die" are both common thought of emos which might give them an edge when it comes to pushing the limits.
Nov 23 2005 7:28PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
true but i just think screw it i'll try anything once except gay sex
Nov 23 2005 7:29PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
well this thread is going nowhere
Nov 23 2005 7:30PM
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timmi
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and fat chicks
Nov 23 2005 7:30PM
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sneather
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so true
Nov 23 2005 7:30PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
ya, i would never bang a fat chick. and in reference to your other thread, i would never have emo sex.
Nov 23 2005 7:31PM
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CBROOKS
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i agree
Nov 23 2005 7:31PM
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gravity13
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the mountain would be full or horrible chords and screeching bird voices....NO THANSK
Nov 23 2005 7:32PM
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President
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emo are suuch happy guys
Nov 23 2005 7:36PM
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timmi
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your thinking of jahobas witnesses
Nov 23 2005 8:55PM
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President
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uh?
Nov 23 2005 8:56PM
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asac
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or not.
Nov 23 2005 9:07PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, its kinda true, you wouldn't care if you killed yourself
Nov 23 2005 9:08PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
shut up. you are emo paul. we have all agreed on it. haha
Nov 23 2005 9:10PM
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scratch_this_
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And threesomes witha gay guy and a fat chick
Nov 23 2005 9:38PM
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timmi
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no those are fine
Nov 23 2005 9:39PM
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Ds91260
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you forgot emo people exhibit, pathetic pointless apathy
Nov 23 2005 10:02PM
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FUUUCK
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hey fat chicks need lovin too, they just gotta pay
Nov 23 2005 10:04PM
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timmi
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"you could whore yourself to 50 fat chicks for 100 bucks, or you could whore yourself to 5 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks"
Nov 23 2005 10:09PM
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AKFREERIDE
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being emo is for fags. you dont have to think you wont be missed if you crash the huck, you just have to have big balls and think "if i land this huck, ill be cool." grow some balls and dont be a pussy emo.
Nov 23 2005 10:10PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Emo's don't really want to die, they just crave attention.
Nov 23 2005 10:20PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
yes, so what you are saying is, go big and maybe die? hahaha
Nov 23 2005 11:03PM
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jib-unit00
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would this explain jacob W
Nov 23 2005 11:09PM
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jib-unit00
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would this explain jacob W
Nov 23 2005 11:09PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
nah man fat chicks are fun
Nov 23 2005 11:23PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
ok. now emo skiing is coming upon us. this thread was 2005 so lets fill in the last 2 years. GO
May 5 2007 11:13PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
fuck. emo skiing is so gay.
May 5 2007 11:17PM
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First.Aid
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10
Damn emos. Crawl up in a corner and cut your wrists.

;_;
May 5 2007 11:23PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
Posts: 3928 - Karma: 65
once you go fat, you never go back
May 5 2007 11:27PM
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[~_~]
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you beat me to it.
May 5 2007 11:39PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
hmmm... or you could be GANGSTA AS FUK AND KNOW YUR GANGSTA AND LAND EVERYTHING WITH MEGA STEEZE BECAUSE YOU JUST KNOW OF HOW MUCH GANGSTA-NESS AND GANGSTROCITY EMINATE FROM YUR BODY. GANGSTA.
May 5 2007 11:51PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i have nothing against the larger ladies.
May 6 2007 12:11AM
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liukangkid
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oposite they would just sit in a corner and not do shit
May 6 2007 12:17AM
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Krush
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fuck emos dude.
May 6 2007 12:29AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
emo skiers are gay, cuz they have really really bad style cuz the whole time your just saying, damn those tight pants are so gay... and then you never realize that they actually did a trick.
May 6 2007 1:38AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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a few years ago my girlfriend broke up with me and I was super pissed and the next day I went skiing and didn't give a fuck about falling or anything and I learned 360s.
May 6 2007 1:44AM
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siversex
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emos wouldnt work in skiing cause they would be at the top of a run in and they would be like FUCK im such a pussy and i suck at skiing and i hate myself and my life and then they would whip out a razor and cut their wrist and bleed to death and then people would ski over them and they would be covered with snow and then they would be part of the run in.
May 6 2007 1:49AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
Emo skiing = the shiznat. Also old threads rock. Unfortunately my ski pants are normal (one pair) and baggy (the other pair) but I do wear girls jeans... and I have bangs
May 6 2007 1:50AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
I feel very emotional when I ski.
May 6 2007 2:15AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
more cushin for the pushin
May 6 2007 2:51AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
problem is you wouldn't be motivated to do anything except make your hair more wispy
May 6 2007 12:11PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
haha thats a good way to think about it, I actually loveeee the style of people who where tight pants, like most of the surface riders, its so stylely
May 6 2007 12:17PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
"Slap that ass and ride the wave."

What is that from? It seems so familiar. Something on tv maybe?
May 6 2007 12:27PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
is this thread an advertisement for Surface Skis?
May 6 2007 12:32PM
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SlickRick.
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then eveytrick would be all flailing like hardcore dancing
May 6 2007 12:39PM
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moonofendor
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the only thing an emo kid is good for is to see how far u can push them before they try to fight. then u just beat their ass. if you want to not care about falling ski drunk or on vicatin, or high. all these make your mind not care, and you dont have to smash ur balls when skiing.
May 6 2007 12:48PM
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Luckyscs
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poles made of glowstick would be the shit.
May 6 2007 1:18PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
everybody does at least one fat chick. i'm sorry thats just how it goes. if you say otherwise your either lying or in denial.
May 6 2007 1:36PM
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Reptar
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wat is this witchcraft?
May 6 2007 2:07PM
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ride-rider
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i fucking hate emos, goths, metals, all those stupid people.
May 6 2007 2:25PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i concur
May 6 2007 2:33PM
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