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Girls and horses

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GotamaBCshredder
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I sthere really other reasons for girls riding horses beyond the fact that they just like them?
Oct 13 2005 12:49AM
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Bangor
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aahabhbhbbhahahaahahaahbhbbbbbahahah what the fuck?!?!?!


Anyway, horses hurt. I didn't mind riding horses back when I was younger, but the damn thing kicked a door open on me. Literally knocked my ass over with a fucking door.
Oct 17 2005 10:44AM
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Morgen.
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LIES!
Sep 30 2009 5:44PM
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beezey
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I dig it for the reason your getting out in the woods and theres no loud engine just two living things couoperating even if they can't speak to each other they are enjoying the same things. and fucking galloping on a horse is the shit.

and my parents are broke, and  idon't live with them so no i'm not a spoiled rich girl

Sep 30 2009 5:50PM
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Loodwik
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If someone would say it´s because they both have the same IQ and therefore understand each other, would that person be banned then? I mean, i would personally not dare to say such a thing...
Sep 30 2009 5:51PM
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artfullydodged
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women love any kind of animal that take up tons of space and time
Sep 30 2009 5:52PM
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Mr.Panda
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so, because my gf loves me and human beings are indeed a form of an animal...  does this mean i take up space and time?  wait, nvm, i do....
Sep 30 2009 5:54PM
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Morgen.
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why do guys ride motorcycles?

why do guys skateboard?

why do guys ride bikes?

why?

CAUSE THEY WANT TO

same with girls we just wanna find something to do in the summer and horses is what we like to ride, they help me get my mind off things and calm me down.

Sep 30 2009 5:56PM
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artfullydodged
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gotchya there buddy haha
Sep 30 2009 5:56PM
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Mr.Panda
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well, i enjoy taking up the time and space that i take up.
Sep 30 2009 5:59PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I once went to a family friends farm where they had a blind horse, he was so legit cuz he would trust whatever direction you told it to go and it wasn't scared of ppl.
Sep 30 2009 6:05PM
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beezey
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indeedley do
Sep 30 2009 6:10PM
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uh_lis_uh
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I saved money for 6 years to get my horses. I still pay for everything, vet bills, food, farrier visits.I do all of the work for them too, (ie moving hay which is mad heavy, feeding them at 5am and cleaning up after them) While the majority of the riding world is spoiled rich girls, there are still some honest people who work hard and ride just for fun. Its fun to ride outside in the woods or in a big field, to be out in nature while working together with a 1000 pound animal. Hate all you want, its fun as hell.

and riding does not get girls of btw haha
Sep 30 2009 6:11PM
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beezey
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possible bruisin of goods, its happened. it sucked. but was def worth it.
Sep 30 2009 6:12PM
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uh_lis_uh
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haha i've had that happen too. not fun. if anything, horseback riding hurts everything, legs, ass, crotch, back, its worth it all tho
Sep 30 2009 6:16PM
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sconniestyle
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maybe you and your horse need to sit down and have a talk about eachother's likes and dislikes when galloping, things you can both do to make galloping more exciting for eachother so you don't have that problem anymore
Sep 30 2009 6:32PM
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timmi
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i dated a horse girl.
she was bat shit nuts
Sep 30 2009 6:42PM
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seemeski
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Word, it helps to have money but the only way I could ride was to work at a barn. I worked  for four years and rarely had to write a check for lessons, I worked so hard for the owner lady. When you get good enough people pay you to ride their horses which is bomb.
Sep 30 2009 6:44PM
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Morgen.
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i saved up till i was 14. and bought a horse for $750 and just sold him for $5000 cause i spent three years teaching him liberty and showjumping and some dressage
Sep 30 2009 6:46PM
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Uhgah
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I find it funny that this is the first thing that I read after I got back from the barn. Im not rich, rather broke as hell. I pay for everything for myself and you don't get off when you ride horses, sorry to break it to you guys. But you guys are right, rich spoiled horse girls are fucking crazy, I hate them, stay away from them and never ever ever date them.
Sep 30 2009 6:51PM
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DANETRON
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I would rather ride a dirtbike which isnt going to decide it wants to kill me and does what i tell it
Oct 1 2009 10:32AM
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=FLO=
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This made me lol

I too dated a horse girl, she too was bat shit nuts!

Awesome 4 year bump whoever this was, and it is obvious that it gets girls off, that is the only reason chicks ride horses.

Oct 1 2009 11:23AM
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14.
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Random bump?
Oct 1 2009 11:26AM
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spliff.Life
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yeah thats what i thought, but i wouldnt say more jerky hahaha

i mean, rubbing up and down all over there legs, bouncing gently hahahaha
Oct 1 2009 11:34AM
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8ONE657
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If you have never been on a horse you wouldn't understand. it is truly one of the greatest feelings ever to be riding. It's just you and him, nothing else.

This scene always makes me cry because you really just cannot describe the sensation...


Oct 1 2009 11:40AM
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beezey
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nice sig!
Oct 1 2009 1:15PM
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Mr.Panda
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Yer sucking up.
Oct 1 2009 1:16PM
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8ONE657
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not really, you don't sit on the horse unless you are in a walk, trot, or sometimes canter depending on how fast you're going. galloping, is what most people think of when a horse is mentioned. that is the four beat gait in which all 4 feet come off the ground. but i've never gotten off riding a horse and i think the only thing that is sexual is when you ride bare back.
Oct 1 2009 1:25PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I've got 5 at home in Florida, and I worked at Keystone Stables all summer. I don't know why I love horses exactly. I guess it is the power I have over an animal that can weigh literally a ton. I've been riding since I was 5 so riding comes natural to me. It's like skiing I guess, very adrenaline driven. I went on a camping trip with the Keystone horses to Carbondale just north of Aspen, and I'll tell ya... you would never want to consider hiking on some of the trails we took the horses on. It was crazy. I've also started a couple of my babies at home, and now they are successful show horses winning everything across the country in AQHA.

I don't know if you can compare riding horses to riding guys. I've been told that I'm good at sex. I think I am. I know I'm good at riding horses. I don't know really if they both go together.
Oct 1 2009 1:44PM
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lineskier10
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i miss SUpilot
Oct 1 2009 1:45PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 1 2009 1:48PM
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derbski
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It's horrible but that just made me laugh really hard in class. now I can't stop.
Oct 1 2009 1:54PM
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Shpadoinkle
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What? I'm just saying.

I don't "get off" from galloping across the field bareback. Besides, hitting your cooch on the horses withers hurts. I was jumping bareback and I lost of balance and landed forward. Oww.
Oct 1 2009 1:55PM
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freeskiercasey
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well they joke about making your pussy tigher :D
but I don't think that is true. I have 3 purebreads and I love them, my parents got me a separate ranch from our house that I can drive my car (just got a 2009 mustang soo sick!) 5 minutes down the road and it's just me and my horses. Well actually I can't ride all 3 at once, and I love them all the same no favorites! so i invite my 2 best friends down we usually party, get blackout invite boys over and then wake up drink bloody marrys wiht my mommy haha! clear the hangover and go riding

i like it just as much as sskiing
Oct 1 2009 2:14PM
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derbski
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God I have been gone a LONG ass time, do we have a new Anitaskis?
Oct 1 2009 2:26PM
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PaleCelery
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hey there
Oct 1 2009 2:30PM
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k-rob
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she's more of an obvious troll than obvious troll is, her profile picture is of Danielle Lloyd but she says it's her hahahahaha.
Oct 1 2009 2:36PM
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PaleCelery
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I'm more of an ogre really
Oct 1 2009 2:39PM
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k-rob
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any relation to Shrek?
Oct 1 2009 2:43PM
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PaleCelery
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He's my second cousin actually. He's an asshole and nobody in the family wants to associate with him anymore because he married that white bitch
Oct 1 2009 2:46PM
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k-rob
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noice.
Oct 1 2009 2:50PM
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uh_lis_uh
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i know exactly what you mean. this scene gets me too lol
Oct 1 2009 3:08PM
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uh_lis_uh
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sorry for the double post but when I saw this, I thought it was appropriate for this thread:


16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider

1.We have 4 speeds and many positions

2.We wear tight pants and tall boots

3.We love getting dirty

4.We know how to ride our mounts

5.We perform well with animals

6.We like to be in control

7.Well ride it for hours

8.We know how to handle a big girth

9.We get off easy

10.Were always on top

11.We like it rough

12.We have our legs spread all day long

13.We love using whips

14.Stradling is our natural position

15.We dont mind being bucked around

16.Endurance riders do it longer

P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!


hahaha oh the interwebz
Oct 1 2009 3:16PM
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k-rob
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you just ruined my day...my little sister rides almost daily.
Oct 1 2009 3:18PM
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baaangthat
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+K
Oct 1 2009 3:19PM
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seemeski
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That's awful.
Oct 1 2009 3:23PM
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PaleCelery
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I can personally vouch for the truthfulness of that one.
Oct 1 2009 4:13PM
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Freeheel4real
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well stated
Oct 1 2009 4:21PM
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Freeheel4real
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So its true huh?
Oct 1 2009 4:24PM
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