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Girls and horses

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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
I sthere really other reasons for girls riding horses beyond the fact that they just like them?
Oct 13 2005 12:49AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
to make them like them more so the can commit beastiality with them!!
Oct 13 2005 12:50AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
it's basically a stamp on their forehead that says "i'm a spoiled rich girl"
Oct 13 2005 12:51AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
yeah i dont really get it either
Oct 13 2005 12:53AM
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cork5_thovex
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 8
naked girls riding horses ain't to bad with all of the bouncing and stuff.
Oct 13 2005 12:53AM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
they dont have balls to bash against the sattle so its more fun for them
Oct 13 2005 1:12AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
yeah fuck , riding horses hurts like fuck
Oct 13 2005 1:15AM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
dude.... i bet riding horses totally gets some girls off. kinda like riding a harley would, only way more....jerky?
Oct 13 2005 1:26AM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5953 - Karma: 3,450
for their first orgasm
Oct 13 2005 1:44AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
i don't like horses. i like reptiles.
Oct 13 2005 2:24AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
and that horse's have huge cocks too.
Oct 13 2005 2:28AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
save a horse, ride a cowboy?

i for sure understand riding a horse along a trail or somethign, but not jumping them in a closed course. animal's prefer to be in the wild, not in some fucker ring jumping over faggot candycane-esque bars with some rich fuck ass sitting on my back wearing some retard bowling ball helmet. go fuck yourself motherfucker, let the animals run free like they should.
Oct 13 2005 2:29AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
u could make a joke out of that!
Oct 13 2005 2:44AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I have a huge snake in my pants!

is that what you were looking for?
Oct 13 2005 2:47AM
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downhiller52
Posts: 722 - Karma: 11
good i thought this was going to be a thread on one of those "donkey shows"
Oct 13 2005 3:33AM
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powfoka
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 160
he likes snake in his mouth!
Oct 13 2005 5:10AM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
dude, riding a horse is totally like dry fucking for a girl, if the saddle rubs against the clit enough, they have an orgasm, same with riding a bike!
Oct 13 2005 5:11AM
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powfoka
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 160
lucky bitches i rode a horse and my balls hurt for a week
Oct 13 2005 5:16AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
horses are lucky animals. theyre built like crazy and have humungous penises. thats the only 2 things a human being wants
Oct 13 2005 12:52PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
bikes and horses....girls are getting smarter
Oct 13 2005 12:55PM
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Sashac
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haha i know. i was going to say snakes, cause theyre my favorite ones, but some people, many people, would take it the wrong way haha.
Oct 13 2005 1:41PM
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hucker22
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hahaha ya it has to be all sexual of course. everything is about sex to those hornballs
Oct 13 2005 4:41PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
^say what! horseback riding is fun, have u ever galloped (sp?) across a field its such a rush
Oct 13 2005 4:43PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
so basically... back in the day, i ski raced with a stupid bitch. the stupid bitch would use pool brushes to brush her skis after waxing them with scrapings from the floor and scraping it all off with a razor blade... but the real good stuff is that she apparently rode her horse through a dairy queen drive through once. it made me laugh... which in turn made her call me an angry little man... which also made no sense, so i laughed some more. then everone else laughed. it was nice.
Oct 13 2005 4:49PM
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mmkay577
Posts: 828 - Karma: 10
theres a girl in my school that looks like a horse. we nehhh at her and go clump clump
Oct 13 2005 4:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ahhahaha. a horse galloping is a rush? wow.. then i guess skiing is like knitting class in an old folks home.
Oct 13 2005 4:55PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
do you think thats cool?
Oct 13 2005 4:56PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
hahahahahahahahaha
Oct 13 2005 5:06PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
I went to this place for a horseback ride, and the hottest girl worked there.
Oct 13 2005 5:09PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
i hate horses...no, loath horses.
i used to ride them, i used to own one, until i realized what a pain-in-my-ass-waste-of-time they really are.
and i got bucked into a wall. i hate them.
Oct 13 2005 5:12PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
deff for the orgasms
Oct 13 2005 5:15PM
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twix_182
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i havn't but i bet u've "galloped" all night long
Oct 13 2005 6:23PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
i hate horses
Oct 13 2005 6:23PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
I love running through fields. its so much fun. and no you do get an orgasim.
Oct 13 2005 7:15PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
i rode a horse at a summer camp when i was young. there was a huge line of horses, all single file. anyway, the kid behind me kicked his horse when we were all at a stand still, ran his horse into the ass of mine, which responded by kicking backwards and breaking the other horses leg. they had to give it a lethal injection. Man, i hate horses.
Oct 13 2005 7:21PM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5953 - Karma: 3,450
they are just expensive lawn ornaments
Oct 16 2005 10:25PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
and they get all the rich girls, so basiclly the naughty girls that can support for you when you get old and still give super head.
Oct 16 2005 10:41PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Think a horse jumps up and down plus they get a wip. Why do you think girls like horses?
Oct 16 2005 11:36PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
my sisters like provincial champion with horses and let me tell you EVERY fucking horse person whether its the girl or their moms or whoever they are ALL sooo heinous beasts. my god i just cant get over how retarded they are agggh
Oct 17 2005 12:06AM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5953 - Karma: 3,450
my question is how come girls who liek horses can always draw them so well and all he time. i ski and draw but its not like thats all i draw. and even if the girl sucks at art she can still draw a mighty fine horse. horse people are creepy
Oct 17 2005 12:28AM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
nicoles gunna eat your face
Oct 17 2005 12:33AM
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saltlakesteph
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horses are beautiful animals. for me it reminds me of the fairytales i used to read and they are associated with fair princesses. they are just noble and very pretty is why i like them so much.
Oct 17 2005 12:39AM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
no no, if you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep?
Oct 17 2005 12:41AM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5953 - Karma: 3,450
is nicole a horse woman? i wouldnt need to be a sheep to fuck another sheep. im scottish
Oct 17 2005 12:48AM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
i am so shocked that girls pay any attention to this site - i mean just look at the responses in this fucking thread and tell me that guys are sane people.
Oct 17 2005 1:14AM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
It really does
Oct 17 2005 1:17AM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
bahahahahahaha
Oct 17 2005 1:26AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
yes thankyou.....that makes me happy....and i hate the girls that draw horse 24/7!!!!ahhh so wierd~!
Oct 17 2005 2:23AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
I rode a horse and went for a daytrip like 5 years ago in Utah with a cowboy named Cody, and all I remember is that the horse was not cool and I had to walk with a cowboy stance for the next 3 days because my quads hurt like hell
Oct 17 2005 2:42AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
it stimulates the clitorus
Oct 17 2005 9:01AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
theres this girl at where i went to school that died from a horse a couple weeks ago. i didnt like her. she was a bitch. she drowned in a mud puddle cuz she got knocked out, and died. ya, karma is a bitch
Oct 17 2005 9:46AM
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