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Stoned Student Tackles Oedipus...
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okay, so i don't know if anyone has seen this, but it's one of the funniest things i have ever read. if anyone knows where i can find it, or has it on thier computer, i need to see this. gotta give it a shot...
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hahahahahah i haven't seen that in ages, still fucking hilarious.
wasn't that acually somebody's off NS, or am i remembering wrong?
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i don't think anyone on here is capable of spewing out pure gold like that. but i don't think it's real though. the teacher marks give it away. regardless, it's fucking hilarious.
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Wasn't there some essay written about the spotted owl that was funny too?
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there's like 6 essays like that, well not in that much detail, but like 2 page papers.
actually, right now we're reading oedipus and our teacher just makes us write on anything about the book. i think my buddy, who doesn't do shit anyways, would turn it in. hahaha. ap lit, what a classic.
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hahahahaha as if he passed
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hahah that was pretty sweet, even the second time seeing it.
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i could see it being real because now actually reading the book the whole thing goes along with the plot line of oedipus, if the assignment had been like write a modernized satire of oedipus and then if it was a laid back teacher and shit i could see this being real
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haha yeah right after i first read this my humanities class studied oedipus rex. i was seriously considering passing it in as an essay or at least showing it to my teacher because she rocks and would find it hilarious.
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i decided it was fake when on page three the teacher (remeber this person has a PHD)called the page "to big"
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wow sweet bump for a fake essay that the kid never even handed in.
which teacher that passed teachers college would say "page is 'to' big" oh thats right it should say "page is TOO big"
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dude that shit was fuckin hilarious, and the fact that he still got a passing grade is fuckin even more funny, D - , hell ya brooo "the greeks invented anal lube. and thats my conclusion" haha classic
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hahaahhaha i laughed so hard when he wrote "This is my thesis statement"
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ahahahahah no way he got 61%...i laughed so hard at the works cited
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That is soo fucking funny
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i showed my teacher this essay and after the first paragraph he ripped it up
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hahahahahaha " and Oeidipus blinded himself and became a wandering beggar, because the Beetles did it and it was cool." ahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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Spotted owls, take note. You serve no purpose, I have a gun, and your feathers make a pretty neat hat.
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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Ridin in a benzo poppin my colla
See some fine wenches i hafta holla
Diamonds, gold and the allmighty dolla
Im odepidus bitch the original balla
I bust out my 9 to light up yo impala
fuck that police
lmao
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i know a kid who used to pass in essays like that all the time it was epic.
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Thats pretty funny but no way is it real. The whole "I'll fucking" kill you, yes this is a threat" thing? The teacher circles "fucking"? No a real teacher would not do this. I'd like to see the same paper only handed in for real. That would be hilarious.
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lmao... thats probably the funniest thing i have ever read...
So much props to the kid who wrote that.
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ive had three or four teachers that were that bad at writing
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