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Stoned Student Tackles Oedipus...
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okay, so i don't know if anyone has seen this, but it's one of the funniest things i have ever read. if anyone knows where i can find it, or has it on thier computer, i need to see this. gotta give it a shot...
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see the book of oedipus rex?
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^YES, that's it!! but where's the rest?
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You're my hero, thank you eternally.
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hahha, I forgot how fucking funny that essay is.
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That is the single funniest thing I have ever read in my life. thank you. I will now become your slave
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hahaha, no shit. i've been telling everyone of my friends about this, but have been unable to locate it.
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classy, I wish I could get a D- handing that in.
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hahahahaha, i can only read like a half a page at a time, otherwise i'd probably laugh to death.
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hey, there was some other essys written on like weather or something, two other well known ones, can anyone find those?
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i don't think it's real. No teachers cursive is that bad. If it was, they would right in reg writing while correcting papers. It's written all wiggly and slow like someone who doesn't write in cursive a lot, and if a teacher didn't, they wouldn' use it to correct papers. And that paper would get a 0 in any real class, and probably a suspensoin.
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bahaha how the hell would anyone give anyone 61% for that shit hahah funny as hell though hahah
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hahaha best thing ever. tubgirl.com cited as a source. classic.61% too.
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i am sober and i could not stop lauhging. smokign with the makes of aqua fresh
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hahaha "the greeks invented anal lube"
"this is page 3."
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"and Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of aqua fresh toothpaste."
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I was laughing so hard I almost puked
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(none of this makes much sense. again don't worry about it. this is a folk tale, not a god damn Oxyclean commercial) to thwart the oracles, Oedipus left Corinth permanently. He then sought out Billy Mays and had gay sex with him, at the time, it was considered polite.
hahahahahahahahaha
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doubt that;s real, the teacher was making petty grammar errors while marking it
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dude he didn't even flunk the paper
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I think you meant not real you fucking plug
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don't believe this or I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, AND YES THAT IS A WRITTEN THREAT!
hahahahah fucking brilliant
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They were fucking around and Laius forgot to strap his shit... hahaha this always makes me laugh when im blue =)
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haha tubgirl is a source. that is so funny even if it isnt real (i donno if it is or isnt)
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fuck that gay ass story or is it a poem, i dont care one of the two it sucks my bawls
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hahahahahahaha and he still got a 61 on it
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ah hahahahahahahaha!!!!
oh damn thats funny!
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ahaha you're fucking retarded...
he said "I DOUBT this is real.."
dumb cock infested, disease riddled, hemaphrodite whore.
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yeah that shit is hilarious.. anal lube lol
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Bahahahahaha, sad part is that he did better than I did on a research paper... Love the page 3, I should try that sometime.
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So funny! Wow my teachers would flip if I did something like that.
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wow, totally BRILLIANT!!! good read.
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Page 3 was hillarious. "This is page 3"
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haha 61 isnt too bad, if its real. I liked lou gherig is smiling because he got his daily rim jobs from the girls at scores.
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Aahhhh are you kidddding???? ive been reading that for two years and it never fails to make me pee everywhere...
this font is bigger than the last , i mean what the ffuccck.
that kid is a genious.
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you have no sense of humor.
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i liked the part that he was like, the greeks invented anal lube. the whole thing was super funny.
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hahAHAHAHAH I JUST READ THAT BOOK AND HAD TO WRITE AN ESSAY ON IT>>>>>FUCKING FUNNY ASS SHIT!
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if you got a paper like that you would have to give out a passing grade, anyone who did that obviously is a smart person!
so funny
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that is as amusing as the blood ninja aim conversations. " the king had a bad case of limp dick", HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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