..are overrated. who needs em... i mean, really. you can land backwards off a nice big jump just fine without a ski that has both ends of it sticking up. it's stupid. you morons pay so much money for these silly aerial skis and they don't help at all. you're the reason people aren't floating around in flying cars yet, and here's why..
people want to invest their time into what will get them money, right? why bother with anything else. so they make these weird skis with tips on both ends that they know you morons are going to get your mommies to buy for you, and it's the mindless jobs like these (the DOUBLE TIP SKI engineers) that could be doing something truly useful with their time, like engineering cancer cures and stuff. like yeah.
i say it stops now, this ridiculouslneinsenlesys has gone on for too long. john.... bong........ gong.