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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
it suxs i'm 15 and going bald i always were a hat because of it and my friends rip it of and make fun of me. the other night me and the girl i like were hanging out and my friend tiped my hat of man it suxed
Oct 3 2005 10:08PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i guess you gotta embrace the baldness
Oct 3 2005 10:08PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
shave ur head
Oct 3 2005 10:13PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
haha yeah im that friend im such a nice guy arent i
Oct 3 2005 10:14PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
wearing hats apparently accelerates and sometimes cause baldness to begin with.

Oh and you won't have any need for the thread just below this one titled "Haircuts..." hahaha. sorry.
Oct 3 2005 10:18PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
i never wore one untill it started happening
Oct 3 2005 10:20PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
haha, i have always wondered if that is indeed true. because if so, our entire generation with few exceptions is doomed to baldness.
Oct 3 2005 10:20PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
yeaaa, that sucks dude. my mom told me i was screwed in that department. both of my grandpa's were like cue-ball bald by 40. soo, just deal with it. if you want, shave your head. not all the way though, then people'll think you have cancer. just nice and short and people'll think you have a wierd hairline.
Oct 3 2005 10:21PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
yeah, just in case, I've stopped wearing hats except on real bad hair days.
Oct 3 2005 10:25PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
ya that would really suck balls....but you dont go bald from wearing a hat thats just a myth
Oct 3 2005 10:27PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
just get some rogaine or just for men
Oct 3 2005 10:27PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
grow a moustache, then no one will care about your hair or lack-thereof
Oct 3 2005 10:30PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
are you sure your going bald, or do you have a widows peak, widows peak are normal, i have one, and your hair genes come from your moms side of the family, and my g-pa still has lots of hair, so sweet
Oct 3 2005 10:31PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
post a pic
Oct 3 2005 10:32PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
spray paint your head
Oct 3 2005 10:32PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
i show people my head and there reaction is either holy shit or o my god no joke
Oct 3 2005 10:40PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
post a picture!
Oct 3 2005 10:49PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
for some reason i can load pics on ns
Oct 3 2005 10:50PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
upload them on another site then post it here, or are you one of the retards who doesn't know how to and needs step-by-step instructions?
Oct 3 2005 10:55PM
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Kendo
Posts: 902 - Karma: 11
i know some kid who is going bald...hes also canadian and jewish so he gets riiiiiipped on
Oct 3 2005 10:58PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
www.putfile.com, i want to see these pictures, its rogain time!!!
Oct 3 2005 11:08PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
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Oct 3 2005 11:12PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
yeah i'm 15
Oct 3 2005 11:12PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
holy crap u werent even joking
Oct 3 2005 11:14PM
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altaeric84
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
wow say goodbye to ever getting a gf...and to the dumbass that said hats cause baldness well, youre just a dumbass
Oct 3 2005 11:23PM
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salomonsqueak
Posts: 666 - Karma: 10
rogaine
Oct 3 2005 11:24PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
WOW, uhh, did you talk to a doctor or what? i would if i were you, or just tape up your hand so you dont get blisters from wacking it so much, cas you wont get a girlfriend like that.
Oct 3 2005 11:25PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
holy shit dude, you really are going bald, at 15? thats mad wierd... sorry brotha...just talk to a doctor or shave it
Oct 3 2005 11:54PM
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Skifree737
Posts: 484 - Karma: 13
nah man, there are alot of options, there is this special spray that you can put on that part of your scalp to make it black or w/e. Also you can get a hair peice or hair transplants. there is also thickening spray, thickening shampon.. the shit you see on tv that makes ur hair like twice as thick. etc. etc.
Oct 4 2005 12:26AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
holy fuck. who was expecting that?? not i.
Oct 4 2005 12:31AM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
I don't think his hair could get much thicker than that. The hair thats there, looks like a wire brush.
Oct 4 2005 12:31AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
shit man......that sucks
Oct 4 2005 1:14AM
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altaeric84
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
youre nto a very awesome cool guy with hair like that, im surprised anyone likes you
Oct 4 2005 1:49AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ahhhahahaa. sorry, it's just hilarious. just shave your head.
Oct 4 2005 2:04AM
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dman1260
Posts: 899 - Karma: 13
my uncle told me i was going bald when i was like 12. It scared the shit out of me and i worried about it all the time for a few years, until i realized he was full of shit. But dont worry about it, sean connery has always been bald and he's james bond man. So just be a suave secret agent or something and you'll be fine.
Oct 4 2005 2:11AM
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kjfreerider
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 14
shave it all off. im pretty sure im gunna go bald when im like 30-40 and im def just gunna shave it all off cuz if u dont it looks like your trying to hang onto something that just keeps sliping out of your fingers
Oct 4 2005 2:45AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
actually its true, ask the person who cuts your hair the next time you get a hair cut
Oct 4 2005 2:47AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
u look like my dad
Oct 4 2005 11:21AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
yeah hats do cause baldness. my hair falls out like mad and its thinning out already and i get these long ass white hairs all over the place. my gf always pulls them out and they dont even feel like hair. theyre thick like a cats whisker
Oct 4 2005 11:25AM
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roussillon
Posts: 1305 - Karma: 170
yep, that's the only solution
Oct 4 2005 11:35AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
haha wow i thought you were joking at first. sorry to hear that man. if i were you i would shave my head and tell everone i am white power now. scare the shit out of some people.
Oct 4 2005 11:38AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
buzz your head super close. its what you got to do
Oct 4 2005 11:44AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
HOLY SHIT BRO THAT SUCKS!
Oct 4 2005 11:55AM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
that sucks, I'd say shave the head and get a face tattoed on the back of your head, so people can't tell if you're looking at them or not
Oct 4 2005 12:11PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
ahaha...i'm sorry, but this is pretty funny. its not as big of a deal as your making it. the worst thing you can do is try to save it.

exude some confidence, shave your head, let your face get scruffy, and work out. then you'll be set. thats the hot new look.
Oct 4 2005 12:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i love bald girls. you can blow your load on the top of their head and its just like putting icing on a cupcake except most of us wont eat it........ except capurnicus
Oct 4 2005 12:23PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
uhhh i have a black friend that is going more bald than that when he was 16... he just shaves his head though
Oct 4 2005 12:30PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
spray apint your head black
Oct 4 2005 12:30PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
^ i agree, but thats fucking funny as shit hahahahahah
Oct 4 2005 12:37PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
are you jewish?
Oct 4 2005 12:40PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
yamika.
Oct 4 2005 12:41PM
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