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Grizzly Bear or Silver Back Gorilla

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skisebski
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who would win in a fight, a grizzly bear during the mating season, or a silver back during the mating season, i think its a pretty tough call, what do you think?

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Aug 31 2005 2:30PM
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^NewYork
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anyone with common sense would know that that the bear would win. Gorillas are very powerful and smart but grizzleys are usually twice thier size. a couple years ago someone posted a picture on here of a grizzley bear that was killed by a guy unloading a whole clip of a 9mm and a couple rifle shots. it was a world record for the biggest bear i think








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Aug 31 2005 8:57PM
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^NewYork
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the pic of the killer grizzley was posted by sk3bum there are more floatin around the site somewhere. supposedly it ate a couple people








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Aug 31 2005 9:00PM
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assassin167
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^^ finally someone with common sense

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 9:02PM
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o ya, that gorrilla is toast

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Aug 31 2005 9:07PM
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thats the world record one you were talking about^

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Aug 31 2005 9:08PM
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assassin167
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ya its a kodiac though

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 9:09PM
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HandiBoard
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kodiak bears and grizzly bears are the same im pretty sure


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Aug 31 2005 9:11PM
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assassin167
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no there diffrent.. like cousins... polar bears and grizzlies are closer related.. look at the face they look totally diffrent



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i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 9:16PM
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fizzlefry
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hahahahaha

im going with gorillas too


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Aug 31 2005 9:31PM
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squeakywaffle
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the fucking bear would win, for sure.

Bottom line is that the gorilla doesn't have sharp teeth or huge claws designed for decapitating its prey. Gorillas just eat leaves... they are pussies. They also aren't that smart.

According to the internet, a large silverback is 6 feet tall and 500 pounds. A grizzly is 9 feet and 900 pounds. Plus it can run at 40 mph.

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Sep 1 2005 1:34AM
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skisebski
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ya but you know how territorial silver backs can get. im sure its just blind rage when they get angry.

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Sep 1 2005 9:10AM
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Quinny
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Note. Not even close to a record.

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Sep 1 2005 9:19AM
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Salomonman
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bears look like they want to cuddle

BUT, huge mutha fucking paws with huge claws would knock the shit out of a gorilla, and cut it up at the same time, then the bear would start biting, the gorilla doesnt have a chance against those huge teeth

Sep 1 2005 11:27AM
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Kevo
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the gorilla has no huge claws. A bear can decapitate a human with a single swipe. Bear for sure.




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Sep 1 2005 11:44AM
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assassin167
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ya its there secret stradgey(sp) the gorilla goes in thinking hes ganna own and decides he doesnt want to hurt the bear because he looks so cute and cuddly and then at the right time the bear leaps into action swinging his huge claw and ripping the head off the poor defensless gorrilla... he had no chance

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Sep 1 2005 1:33PM
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almostaskier
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bwahahahaha, 5 tons??? dude, an elephant weighs 5 tons!

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Sep 1 2005 2:54PM
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Freestyla_01
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anyone that thinks a gorilla would prevail is very ignorant. grizzlies are bigger, stronger, have a thicker hide, have claws and probably have bigger fangs

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Sep 1 2005 3:11PM
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^NewYork
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i say we settle this shit. everyone on ns has to donate 5 bucks. we can use that money to go to the congo and alaska and kidnap a bear and a gorilla. then once they are in are possesion we can take them to my house and they can brawl.








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Sep 1 2005 3:14PM
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Freestyla_01
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Kodiaks are about 13 feet high when standing, Grizzles are about 8 or 9.
Either of them would kick any gorilla's ass any day.

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Sep 1 2005 3:15PM
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Sk3bUm
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what about a giraffe? who would win out of a bear, silver back, and a giraffe? one kick from that beast and your toast

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Sep 1 2005 3:24PM
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twix_182
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silver backs can kill cheetahs in onw swipe of their arm, it's true

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Sep 1 2005 3:27PM
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almostaskier
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yup, broken spine anyone?

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Sep 1 2005 3:30PM
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Sk3bUm
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not to mention it could take a dump on your head and humiliate you in front of all of your friends

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Sep 1 2005 3:32PM
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almostaskier
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so true, it would do it just for style points too...

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Sep 1 2005 3:37PM
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.John.
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isn't there a show on discovery channel that simulates 2 animal beating the crap out of eachother? animal battle or animal faceoff or something?

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Sep 1 2005 3:43PM
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Sk3bUm
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if attacked, giraffes deliver powerful and often deadly kicks with their huge hoofs. Such kicks have been known to sever the heads of lions.... pretty crazy

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Sep 1 2005 3:43PM
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almostaskier
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Battle of the beasts i think... they are rarely accurate... like a crocodile biting the fin off a great white? what? the great white bites straight through the croc, no questions asked.

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Sep 1 2005 3:52PM
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p-lin101
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probably the gorilla but the polar bear idea is right it would be pretty even with a polar bear. and bears have claws

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Sep 1 2005 4:15PM
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t-roy
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gorillas are shibby but would get completely smeared by a grizzly.

i heard a story the other day about the world's largest grizzly bear ever or something. when they found it dead it had 7 bullet rounds from a small pistol lodged in it's skull...with the gun and the hunter who who shot them in the bears stomach.

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