mine was by far getting wasted with a capital a one night, waking up in the mrning with none of my friends speaking to me and no memory of last night, than finding out that id been stripping and wanking in front of them and that they'd had to help me into the shower where i could piss and puke freely
haha wankin it with them there. musta been one awkward night. i can just imagine everyone being silent and staring at each other while your like"look what i can do"
Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
I'm dead serious. I was in grade 12 and she was gonna give me a lap dance, but the CD was in another room downstairs where her room was. Her dad was out of town, her brother was out for the night, and her mom was sick in bed. But for some reason came downstairs to check on her or something, I didnt really ask why she wasdown there....
I couldnt even cover myself up, my hands were cuffed to the bed, and i had a raging hard on. It was terrible...
ahaha the handcuff thing and the wacking off one take the cake.
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
id been dating my bf for 2 months and never told me parents about him...had him over when my rents werent home.....dad came home early to find some random guy going down on me....i was completly naked...
KKK: Kream Krew Krusaders
Jay Peak Represent
so me and a few buddies are drinking on a golf course, shitting in the holes, fucking up the greens and shit.. it was like 2:00am or something, and we sat down and started to play cards. i think the game was 'fuck' and whoever lost the round had to do something stupid that the others had to decide on. of course, i lost, and my little dare was to moon the next car that drove by (which wasn't that often because it was really late). and not just any moon.. it had to be one of those pants around the ankle moons where you could see the ballsack hangin down. so the next car starts to come, and i fuckin start dancing on the road with my pants around my ankles, ballsack flapping and all. the car starts to slow down, and pulls almost beside me, and the window rolls down and the lady says 'justin... justin'. of course, i didn't quite catch on at the time, for i was pretty tanked (colt45 does it everytime) and then my friend Jenn, who was kinda hiding off to the side while i performed my stunt screamed. 'AHHHHHHH, THAT'S MY MOM!!!!!' so i ran the fuck out of there, and it was shitty because my family and her family are good friends. it was always seeing them after that, always having my drunken episodes in the back of my mind.
i used to dance. i did it for 13 years. anyways, when i was 13, i had this costumn that had really loose straps. and i didnt wear a bra. well.... half way thru my routine/ dance (ON STAGE IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE!!) my top of my costumn fell off and everyone could see my chest. i was mortified. what was even worse was my mom video taped it and we still have it on tape and everyone still always laughs!!!
i have a semi attractive spanish teacher, shes 26 and the head cheerleading coach at our high school. to be honost i would fuck the shit out of her.
so one day we had to give a presentation in spanish about our most embarrassing moment. I didnt have one so i made one up. My story was: I was skiing, saw a hot chick tried to show off by grinding a rail and nutted it.
when i was done telling the story my teacher asked "whats grinding a rail?" and me not thinking about anything except fucking her my reply was "i think you know what it means, then i winked" never been thrown in the hall quicker.
but i then apologized and she said it was fine. she said she would have laughed it was just me and her but not the whole class becuase she has to maintain a level of respect.
aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now