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Post Your Most difficult Riddle.
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Lets see how smart the Ns Community is?
it is possible that there is already a thread going on this topic i didn't bother searching it.
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and #2 could be anything, a couch, a chair, a tv, a table, a microwave, a bed, a dresser, you name it
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1 is hourglass..one of my teachers told me that one i think
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a man stops his car at his wives hotel, and soon realizes its all over, what happened?
You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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Ok heres one
Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
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Talking about School Drug Testing
"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
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You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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ha most ppl get tricked by that, heres another
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
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The only way to get a free drink in this bar, is to prove to the barman that you are a friend of his boss. Here's how its done. You go to the barman, he tells you a number and you tell him the "countersign" number. If your answer is correct you get your drink. There's this mathematician who thought that there can't be a standard list of numbers and countersign numbers. There must be an algorithm that provides the answer from the number given by the barman. So he joins a party of three men who ARE friends of the boss and walks with them to the bar hopping to understand the algorithm from the three answers. HERE'S WHAT HE HEARD: The barman says "6" to the first man, he says "3" and got his drink. The barman said "12" to the second man, who replied "6" and got his drink. The barman said "14" to the third man and he answered "8" (!) and got his drink. Now its the mathematicians turn. "20", said the barman. What is the counter sign?
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heres another:
Suppose that you were in a very powerful rocketship. Say that you accelerated away from the Earth so that the first billion miles took you an hour of time, the second billion miles took you a half hour of your time, the third billion miles took you a quarter hour, and so on. In general, it would take you 1/2n hours to cover the n+1st billion miles. where will you be after 2 hours?
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I Like to Ski
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thats a mathimatical inigma, you keep halfing your number and you keep adding the numbers together, but you will never reach 2 hours
You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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thats for the rocket ship one
You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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yah ur right for the spaceship one... now how about the other?
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the bar one is the pattern of the words...six has three letters twelve has six letters and when asked 20 the mathematician should reply 6
the answer is 6 because twenty has 6 letters
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^i have no clue, im gunna get 13 but thats just a number
You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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^for the bar one..its six..for the six letters
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^damn, thats just like adam has 2 and eave only had 1
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i spent 20 mins thinkin that one through
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no one has looked at mine
a man stops his car at his wives hotel, and soon realizes its all over, what happened?
You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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took me like 4 tries i have this pattern for number type riddles
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no clue..to general for me
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hes playing monopoly, he doesnt have enought money to pay for the hotel so the games over
You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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ya im stumped on the hotel one too
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You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
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o, haha, when i was looking at the rest of them you typed that so i didnt see it.
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I GOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 WAS A BED!
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stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'
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An Italian man Is walking through a supermarket, he sees five loafs of bread. 2 of them have a white bag, the others have a blue bag. A woman with blonde hair walks up and takes one with a blue bag, Another woman with green eyes walks up and takes another one with a blue bag, A third woman with brown hair walks up and takes a white bag. A bald woman comes up and takes a blue bag, and the last one takes the last one. This is the white bag. now if you reversed this pattern how would it change.
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woah thats tuff^
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Its actually easy if you can get the first 2
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well i dont know what its asking me to do, reverse what, the order they get the bread, like the bald lady goes frist and so on....?
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Three guys were traveling across the country. They decide to stop in the hotel for a night. The room costs thrity dollars so they split it 10 each. The next morning the front desk man realizes he made a mistake and that the room is only 25 dollars. He decides to make a profit so he keeps two dollars and gives the three guys the other 3 bucks. Since there are three of them they each take one back. This way they only paid nine dollars each. If they each paid nine dollars, that is 27 dollars together and two dollars from the clerk. The total money is 29 dollars. Where is the missing dollar?
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It isnt missing. They paid $27 and took 3 back.
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There's a man at work. He wants to go home, but he can't because there is a man with a mask waiting for him. Everyone wants him to go home, but he can't. Why?
I'll just tell the answer because I didnt even tell it right.
He plays Baseball and the catcher has the ball.
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because there is a man with a mask waiting for him
peter, those are cheerios
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he cant because a man in a mask is waiting for him, that was clearly explained in the riddle. ask that to a dislexic autistic child.
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^ and ^^ are not reading his full post, he gives the answer at the end of his post. its baseball
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Actually there is no answer to my riddle. It is a weird impossibile thing with no answer
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6, cause there is six letters in 20, 3 in 6, 5 in 12 and 8 in 14
when the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10
if it were easier it would be called snowboarding
i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
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oop I had atypo in my #2 riddle, I meant "you throw me away when I am needed.
because I like pooh.
hahaha stupid dolphins.
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^^^ when i was 8, i figured that one out, no joke. i just can't remembet the answer.
fat people should avoid buffets
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ya but wouldnt the truthfull guy tell you the right way no matter what?
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sking with no poles is fun, but its like geting head from a guy, it's fun until you realize that you are gay- humofrio
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since the room was 25 dollars, they each paid 8.33 dollars a piece, and got 1 each which brought up the total they paid to 9.33 each, or 28$ total, not 27 as the riddle misleads you to believe. this means the clerk kept the last two for a total of 30. there is no missing dollar.
fat people should avoid buffets
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what stands on 4 feet in the morning, 2feet in the afternoon, and three feet at night?
girls and guns
guns and girls
come together like the diamond and pearl
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^that onbe is tough...ive been thinking about it for the past 10 minutes and i dont have any leads..
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I am the leader of shovels,
I have a double.
I'm as thin as a knife,
I have a wife.
what am i
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^^^baby, dad, grandparent with his cane, something liek that
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a dog that loses two legs, then re-attatches one later that day
TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
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A human; morning = birth, day = midlife, night means end of life. Saw that one on a really old Ghost Busters cartoon.
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