AIM convos

haha cyber?

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

ya lol i need ideas quick

hello. i have a penis and a vagina. which one do you want first?

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-Jon

go to jibij

no like things i can do over a long time... im borrowing the babysitting one right now

I got a great idea, get a girlfriend

We pay our debt sometimes.

i do but shes on vaca with her fam... and im bored

you even suck at lying

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

^ dont be jealous i have a gf and u dont and here is the convo... the dude didnt even flip out


ArMaDaSkIeR171: i need a babysitter 2night to watch my lil sh*ts
ArMaDaSkIeR171: come over at around 7
ru81ne: ok, i'll be over in a minute

ru81ne: just have to get ready first
ru81ne: be there in half an hour
ArMaDaSkIeR171: ok
ru81ne: *ringing on the door(
ru81ne: ()

ArMaDaSkIeR171: i open the door and let u in
ArMaDaSkIeR171: the kids need to be in bed by 830 ill b back around 9
ArMaDaSkIeR171: good luck with those bastards
ru81ne: thanks
ru81ne: i'll probably need it
ru81ne: it will b ok
ArMaDaSkIeR171: cya
ru81ne: i'm sure thy'll behave like angels
ru81ne: i look after you as you leave
ru81ne: at your sexy ass
ru81ne: how perfect you are
ArMaDaSkIeR171: ok i come home at 9
ArMaDaSkIeR171: *i open the door*
ArMaDaSkIeR171: hi how were they
ru81ne: they are sound asleep

ru81ne: they behaved like angels
ArMaDaSkIeR171: good so how much do i owe u
ru81ne: really sweet kids you got
ArMaDaSkIeR171: i no how much do i owe u again
ru81ne: something like 30 $ should be ok, as they behavd so amazing
ru81ne: smiling at you and hoping
ArMaDaSkIeR171: umm i dont have that much on me now but if u go wait in my room ill give u something better
ru81ne: i\ll make my way to your room
ru81ne: wondering what ibn the world you could be talking about
ArMaDaSkIeR171: ill be right out i need to get ready
ru81ne: ok
ArMaDaSkIeR171: i open the door and walk out dressed head to toe in a ninja suit with a sword in hand
ArMaDaSkIeR171: u look over in horror is a leap at u
ArMaDaSkIeR171: thrusting the sword deep into forehead
ru81ne: i freeze
ru81ne: wondering whether my last our is at hand
ArMaDaSkIeR171: u die instantly
ru81ne: lol


fucker wasted 20 min of my time

ask him or a dollar, a pair of socks and a glass of orange juice.

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high north session 3!!

or ask to see jenna's tits


official NS bitch

thast almost the exact same as the other ones. like word for word

actually jklops does have a girlfriend

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

heres some interviews i did more than a year ago

twix1182: So what is your name?
sportsstar6205: hallie
sportsstar6205: yours
twix1182: Genny Herpy
sportsstar6205: no
sportsstar6205: general herpies
twix1182: Yes, do you have a problem with my name?
sportsstar6205: yes
sportsstar6205: lol
twix1182: No you sicko, just Genny
sportsstar6205: ohh
sportsstar6205: do u even no what general herpies are
twix1182: I am supposed to ask the questions around here.
sportsstar6205: ok well do u
twix1182: Do you know what genital herpies is?
sportsstar6205: u dont
twix1182: It is not general, it is genital
sportsstar6205: w/e
sportsstar6205: u dont no what they are do u?
twix1182: Okay, I'll tel lyou.
sportsstar6205: ok
sportsstar6205: u dont even no
sportsstar6205: i do
twix1182: i do know
sportsstar6205: then what r they
twix1182: Well, what is is a highly contagious, sexually transmitted viral infection of the genital and anal regions caused by herpes simplex and characterized by small clusters of painful lesions.:-P
twix1182: u like those apples
sportsstar6205: ok
twix1182: Well do you? I asked you a question
sportsstar6205: sure
sportsstar6205: god
twix1182: So lets move on shall we?
sportsstar6205: ok
twix1182: Where you from Hallie?
sportsstar6205: wi
twix1182: Wisconsin?
twix1182: Is that even a state?
sportsstar6205: yea
twix1182: Interesting
twix1182: What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: u never heard of wisconsin
twix1182: yes, i do believe so
twix1182: I guess I'll have to ask again. What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: i dont no
twix1182: Don't even know what's on your state quarter? Sum state that is
sportsstar6205: i dont pay attention to quaters
sportsstar6205: *quarters
twix1182: Well,m for your information Wisconsin is a 2004 state quarter so it should not be out yet. Caught you again
twix1182: I'm on a roll taday arn't I?
twix1182: ARN'T I??!?!?!?!
sportsstar6205: w/e
sportsstar6205: bye
twix1182: This interview is over!!!!

An Interview with AmidamaruMashima(aka:Sora)

twix1182: so, first off ill be a gentleman and ask ur name.Whats ur name
AmidamaruMashima: So, do I seem female or something?
twix1182: You can be a gentleman to anyone can't you? Anyways, I'm asking the questions around here.
AmidamaruMashima: I go by Sora, okay?
twix1182: Okay, sounds like a temporary plan
AmidamaruMashima: Huh?
twix1182: never mind Sona
AmidamaruMashima: Sora.
AmidamaruMashima: It means Sky in japanese.
twix1182: Oh, well that answers my next question
AmidamaruMashima: Now, what's next?
AmidamaruMashima: Or is that it?
twix1182: Oh, this is just the beginning
AmidamaruMashima: Then by all means, continue.
twix1182: What class would you put yourself in if I asked you if you were class 1 2 or 3?
AmidamaruMashima: 2. Without knowing the situation, 2 is the safest to go with.
twix1182: Well Rona, that means you are a door to door salesman that sells gloves, but ironically has no hands
AmidamaruMashima: Sora.
AmidamaruMashima: The name is sora.
twix1182: yea, of course
AmidamaruMashima: So, was that it?
twix1182: No, I have much more to ask Sofa
twix1182: Do you like pussies?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down.* Yeah.
twix1182: I'm talking about catsyou know.
AmidamaruMashima: *Continues to stare at pet cat.* I know.
twix1182: Good, we're on the same page.
AmidamaruMashima: Yeah, so what's next?
twix1182: Like I said, I ask the questions around here
AmidamaruMashima: And your next question is?
twix1182: What else you want me to ask Zora?
AmidamaruMashima: Ask me if I'm horny.
twix1182: Are you corny?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down at bowl of popcorn.* Hell yeah.
twix1182: I like it, I like it alot
AmidamaruMashima: So you should.
twix1182: Are you a fan of Jiffy Pop?
Previous message was not received by AmidamaruMashima because of error: User AmidamaruMashima is not available.

twix1182: This interview is over due to technical difficulties!!!!

An Interview with Rich(aka:BIGshaZaamD)

twix1182: so word up
twix1182: whats shizzling my whixxle
?
BIGshaZaamD: r u a m or f
twix1182: what the hell u talkin bout foo
BIGshaZaamD: ok..w/e
twix1182: so, what hazziling my shnazzizle?
BIGshaZaamD: how the fuck am i supposed to know
BIGshaZaamD: you made it up it can mean whatever you want it to mean
twix1182: word
twix1182: So what is your name?
BIGshaZaamD: Rich n you/
twix1182: I'm not authorized to say. For now, I am chocolate cheesecake.
BIGshaZaamD: ok
twix1182: Are you by any chance Richie Rich?
BIGshaZaamD: no
twix1182: Okay, just clearing the air
twix1182: Do you sell dope
BIGshaZaamD: no
twix1182: Do you like to smoke the chalupa?
BIGshaZaamD: nope
twix1182: So I guess your clean then
BIGshaZaamD: yeah
twix1182: C'mon, tell the truth. We're buddies. You can tell me anything.
BIGshaZaamD: ok well im clean
twix1182: If i was to tell you i was an FBI Agent in search for a druglord, would you stop talking?
BIGshaZaamD: no because idk any druglords
twix1182: Interesting, I never said anything about anyone KNOWING any druglords.
BIGshaZaamD: if you were looking for one i would have to know him to tell you where he is but i do not know any druglord so i cant help you
twix1182: But all i said was that i was in search for a druglord. i didn't say i wanted to ask you any questions.
BIGshaZaamD: yhou said you were an FBI agent in search of a druglord of course your going to ask question you moron
twix1182: No, quite the contrary, you fizzle
BIGshaZaamD: w/e
twix1182: Shall we keep going, or is this too much for a druglord to handle?
BIGshaZaamD: w/e
twix1182: This WILL keep going until one of us leaves, and it sure will not be me
BIGshaZaamD: okw/e
twix1182:

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BIGshaZaamD: yeah what about it?
twix1182: whats this? It's the drug salute itsn't it?
BIGshaZaamD: o yeah
twix1182: I found it in your informationj. aka info.
twix1182: im on to you
BIGshaZaamD: alright your fucking getting annoying
twix1182: Who
twix1182: Chocolate Cheesecake, or Pepperoni Pizza?
BIGshaZaamD: both
twix1182: Dude, I made Pepporoni Pizza up, it doesn't exist.
BIGshaZaamD: see that is fucking annoying
BIGshaZaamD: dont fucking talk to me unless your going to hold a normal convo
twix1182: Druggies get annoyed pretty easily don't they. That is their one weakness.
twix1182: This is normal FBI convo.
twix1182: Looks like he couldn't take the heat. This interview is OVER!!!
BIGshaZaamD: THANK FUCKING GOD
twix1182: I'm back!!!
BIGshaZaamD: how old are you
twix1182: Unless you press that block buddy in the corner of your window, I'm gonna be here for a loooonnnnnggg time.
BIGshaZaamD: i dont care if i block you or not....im reporting you to aim right now for impersonating an FBI agent
twix1182: Ouch, that hurts
twix1182: My main man from the FBI is going to be mad now
twix1182: He's going to rip me a new one
twix1182: This interview is officially over!!

An Interview with Katharina(aka:dragon89rules)

twix1182: Well, firstly, how is it going?
dragon89rules: it's going fine
dragon89rules: and yourself?
twix1182: Not bad, not bad
dragon89rules: thats good
twix1182: So, I'm guessing your a big fan of dragons?
dragon89rules: this is my very first s/n, but yeah dragons are cool
twix1182: Do you like to slay the dragon?
dragon89rules: I cant say that I do
twix1182: Do you use their fire breath to toast bread for your peanut butter sandwiches?
dragon89rules: no
dragon89rules: I'm not that talented
twix1182: That's okay, we're not good at everything
dragon89rules: nope
twix1182: Do you ride dragons much?
dragon89rules: no cant say Ive ever ridin a dragon
twix1182: Why not?
dragon89rules: i dunno
twix1182: if you could choose would you be a icelandish firebreather or an english fire cracker
dragon89rules: firebreather
twix1182: Nice, very nice choice
twix1182: So, where rare you from?
dragon89rules: New Jersey
dragon89rules: you?
twix1182: Good ole Vermont I must say.
twix1182: But im going to New Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: cool where in New Jersey?
twix1182: Not sure going to a party
dragon89rules: cool
twix1182: How old are you?
dragon89rules: 14 you?
twix1182: 15 what a small world
dragon89rules: it is very small
twix1182: What's your real name?
dragon89rules: Katharina
dragon89rules: yours?
twix1182: Well, Steve.
twix1182: Well I gotta get going to another interview, but maybe I'll see you in Dirty Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: maybe
dragon89rules: have fun
twix1182: Right back at ya.
twix1182: This interview is over.
dragon89rules: bye
twix1182: So long now, don't let the hobo's into the house.
dragon89rules: i wont I keep my door locked

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

or ask to kick you in the mouth, collect the run off and sell it to a vampire.

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high north session 3!!

ya i no i used his i said that in the top cuz i couldnt think of nething at the time learn to read dipshit

hmm, nothing can touch the original wizard hat thread, it just cant be beat.


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist

ya i could never do that im not creative enough...ill think about some 2night and ill do them with my friend 2marrow and post them

You should have read my one with a kinky whore who wanted to be pissed all over like a dirty slut. It was soo graphic it wanted to make my soccer team throw up.

the ones that twix_182 posted were funny

Member 15877

seanpistol: nigger
SmarterChild: That's not great. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.

^haa nice seanpistol

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