its because your skis apperantly reflect your dick size. so if you ski on skis 5 cm taller than you, well, you're probably well hung. If you have skiblades, well.... you do the math.
Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim
~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~