Absinth

dam kids they's days

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now

^Damn "grown ups" and their crappy spelling



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'

yes it is definately awesome such good stuff tastes like licorice. don't over do it though if you got a really high proof haha. it gave me a ton of energy. first time and only time I had it we were campin, got really drunk. my friend climbed up a tree and stayed there while I tried to cut it down with a shovel for like 20 minutes, then we lost someone. i found him an hour later passed out in the snow like a 100 yards away

Allright, real insider info: dont drink it out of a plastic cup



Man whats the matter with that cat there?"
"must be full of reefer"
"full of reefer?!"
"yea man"
"you mean that cats high?!"
"sailing"
"sailing"
"sailing lightly"