Long read but it is worth it:
ok well my day started off pretty good, i was woken up by my friend calling me at like noon telling me to get my ass outa bed and come smoke some bowls and go skating. So i get my ass up and 5 mins later im high and ready to go skate. So we head up to the college here (MSU) and we are just chillin on these cement c rails, they are sick, and a fucking cop shows up, so we are like shit we are getttin tickets...so he takes our licences give us the whole bullshit speach about "other cops would give u tickets and go skating at the skate park" stupid shit u no. So we roll out and go chill at my friends house, do some more bowls, and order pizza and shit, and its about 6pm and i still havnt talked to my mom about this camping stuff. So i call her and she bitches about how she hasnt seen me for awhile and wants to talk to me face to face about this, and shes at the fucking football skrimages that i really should be at because i cant start playing until my knee is good. so an hour later im talking to my mom at the game and we sit there for like 30 mins then she calls my friends mom who wanted to go, and i was listing to them talk about how she trusts me "not to party" and shit and im feeling all guilty, but im like w/e im gettin trashed. so me and my friend roll out with a gallon of liquor and 60 beers, and we are off caming.
So we get up to the place we are camping (a gravel pit thing off the side of a road in the mnts) and we set the tent up and get a fire going. We decide to start everything off with a nice shake bowl. We get nice and high and then we start on the first 30 of keystone, seen that at the time there were only like 5 of us, it was gonna be done soon. So we are just drinkin and chillin and telling storys about good ole drunkin times, when this girl coming to party, and she was suppost to bring like 3 girls, but non of them came, so one dude and the chick went to where they got service to call some ppl to get them up there so we could have a sick party.
So its about 10 now, we are on about 4 beers ish, and we are just chilling out. So a couple cars roll past now and then, and we think its chill because whoever is up there is prob partying to, so we just hid our beer when they came past. So at we keep goin on about 5 or 6 beers, startin to get quite buzzed and coming upon drunkiness. So this truck rolls up and stops in the road, and we are like fuck dude, so we kept things down, and just chilled. So the person in the car gets out, fuck. So my friend gets up and says "hello is someone there" and i hear a very familiar voice say "hey guys" and its my fucking mom. So im like fuck i no my breath smells, im fucked, so my friend is stillin at the fire with more than 1/2 a 30 behind him and i am just tryin as hard as i cant for her not to see it, because shes looking around and shit. So she asked me to follow her to the car, fuck. So she says "evan i no u have been drinking" and im just like "what r u talkin about" and she says "i can smell it" and im like fuck. so she tells me she wont tell any other parents, but i had to go home right now.
So i roll out, leave my piece with my friend, and have a nice lecture/convo all the way home (30-40 mins) and a good 20 mins at home with my dad. But i guess my other friends mom told my mom that someone i was with got an MIP so she was worried and shit and came, but i convinced them that i only tryed one, and i didnt rat out any of my friend, but now my mom thinks the kid who go the MIP is all bad now.
Well thats about my night, now im sitting at home, buzzing and pissed, but whatever i dont think i will get in much trouble, hopefully. Moral of the story, if there is something u should be doing, or ur doing something that feels sketchy, get out, or go to whatever, because karma isa bitch.
what's up now bitch
"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown