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jukebox_7
Posts: 425 - Karma: 12
who has it? u the ppl of ns decide. nominate and shit

e r.. .. sorry fur da cursewurd but dur is a flag and dare and dat look like jp backpack



"good point. a snow machine would make a faboulus vibrating dildo for your fat girlfriend, cause apparently it's a little roomy in there and you are too small to fill it."
- TanakaSkier to SkiBumProd

Aug 20 2005 8:19PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i nominate mine


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 20 2005 8:22PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
i dont know

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

Join the Undeground Hip_Hop Cult!
Message me to get in.

"the clit commander makes its triumphant return!"-strode420

"Fuck you my car doesn't even run on gas, it runs on baby seals", Ice-Is-Scary, on the subject of global warming, weather cycles, redneck gas-guzzling trucks, and hippies.
Aug 20 2005 8:24PM
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watchmefall15
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 11
i un nominate yours and nominate that one that one where lindsay lohan says "black guys love me"

Aug 20 2005 8:26PM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
that woule db hans_aschim or however you spell it. i cant remember any good signatures but maybe eastcoastjibbers

Aug 20 2005 8:30PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i like bermbusters myself. other than that i dont read signiturs that often

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 20 2005 8:31PM
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funbox14
Posts: 959 - Karma: 9
the one where the kid was jerking off and his mom came in


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your mom

x-man more like gay sex man.
Aug 20 2005 8:54PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
hell yeah that one was awsome haha


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 20 2005 8:56PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
any one that has a quote of mine in it...I think there's a few

but actually a good sig shouold be short, right to the point, have a good quote and be clearly seperated from the actual post...like mine

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 20 2005 9:13PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
only a few signatures catch my eye..i really dont take time to read the long ones


"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult
PM to be invited
Aug 20 2005 9:17PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
psssh mine is the best ever.

because I like poop.
Aug 20 2005 9:18PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
yea i went there

yeah, i went there
Aug 20 2005 9:22PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I don't even remember mine...so I'm gonna post here just so I can come back and read it.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women. 'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Aug 20 2005 9:34PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Hahaha, I remember those now...I am ever so hilarious.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women. 'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Aug 20 2005 9:35PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
exept it was your infinitly wise cousin ya old bean

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 20 2005 9:41PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
True, and the first part was some comedian...but my ability to quote both of them makes me a god.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women. 'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Aug 20 2005 9:58PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
one by mommy, ill have to find it, something about slapping a nigga i think

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 20 2005 10:02PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
that mommy quote in your current sig is lame

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
Aug 20 2005 10:05PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
mine is the shit


Girls are evil:
Girls= $ times time
Time= $
Girls= $ squared
Money is the root of evil
Therefore girls are evil.
Aug 20 2005 10:08PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
i like the girls are evil thing but if you were the clever one to come up with it than it would be better

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Aug 20 2005 10:18PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
Mine is short, quick and to the point...




Ass.
Aug 20 2005 10:22PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
for you, i just started laughing out loud when i read it, and when i read it the next 10 times. one of those wierd things

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 20 2005 10:22PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
But seriously a good one is the one that has the paragraph about how the previous post was veiwer discretion was advised. I like that one.




Ass.
Aug 20 2005 10:24PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i like lats. jizzin in a hot tub will make salomon


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
Aug 20 2005 10:45PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I like the extra comment in skiller_1080's profile.

because I like poop.
Aug 20 2005 10:53PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
mine is informative





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Aug 20 2005 11:05PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
the one that catches my attention is the kid with the one that talks about him masturbating and his mom catching him and making him cum ... pretty funny

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe

rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could


***-Soul Sisterhood-***
Aug 20 2005 11:18PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
jukebox_7, I like yours.

because I like poop.
Aug 20 2005 11:29PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
all you ever need to know:

When in Doubt, FUCKIN SEND IT!!!!!!

work to live...not live to work. work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101 ...i didnt do it
Aug 21 2005 12:02AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
not a fan of that signature

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe

rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could


***-Soul Sisterhood-***
Aug 21 2005 12:03AM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
ya ooooooooook

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass. Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Aug 21 2005 1:39AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
hahaha I like that one too.

because I like poop.
Aug 21 2005 2:22AM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
mine rules


no me gusta acls

--on Xbox live with lat and bons--
Bons: so lat put ur girlfriend on this shit
Lat: nah shes downstairs taking a shit
Random dude on there:gettting ready for anal domintation

also known as pussyfooter
Aug 21 2005 2:25AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I have no clue what is happening in yours though.

because I like poop.
Aug 21 2005 2:41AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha there are some wicked funny ones, but i never read them... i wonder what mine is...

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

Aug 21 2005 4:09AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
ohh wow that's plain... haha i guess i gotta find a quote


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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

Aug 21 2005 4:10AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
ye si ag re e

when the man has to take a piss he finds a bush. When a bush has to get some food it takes from the piss soaked soil around the bush, when man needs food he takes the bush and cooks that shit up. So if you think about it - all we do is eat our own piss.-Mike_hunt10

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
Aug 21 2005 5:48AM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Fuck signatures. Especially long ones. It's just more to read, more space wasted. If you've got a signature, please put some sort of separating line at the start of it - so many time I'll start reading a huge signature thinking it's part of the message and only realise halfway through, very annoying. And why do some people have quotes from other Newschooler's members as their signatures? I don't get it.

Aug 21 2005 9:37AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
ahahaha thats great i never read that


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 21 2005 9:52AM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I nominate steezepatrol

Aug 21 2005 10:39AM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
...

"u can look like an ass and get good footage at the same time. just look at me and ur mom. i banged her wearing a santa suit last night, but it's great footage for the XXX-Mas porn film we r making." -MattTweak
Aug 21 2005 10:44AM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
mine is three letters.






SGB

Aug 21 2005 11:05AM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
hmmmmm

DRINK TILL YOU THROW UP
Aug 21 2005 12:06PM
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skibum311
Posts: 277 - Karma: 10
of course everyone will nominate their own, so i will too

I'll nosepress your funbox if you lipslide my handrail. -awesome pickup line on the slopes
Aug 21 2005 12:21PM
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ICompton
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10,301
who knows

i think everyone should spend 3 years at eaglebrook
Aug 21 2005 12:26PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
vas-y il l'a cassé!

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

During an interview for Skateboarder, when asked what the biggest problem with the skateboarding industry is, Jamie Thomas said: "message boards full of anonymous hate"... sound familiar?
Aug 21 2005 12:30PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
what about mine





i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
Aug 21 2005 12:59PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
kinda funny

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
Aug 21 2005 12:59PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I like poop. I like T-UNIT's also. ahaha he makes pooping funny a anyone.

because I like poop.
Aug 21 2005 1:13PM
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