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mike wilson vs. simon dumont

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NoTeefa
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seriously, this would be fucking rad. just put em in a barrel and make em fight it out, like a cock fight except angry little midgets rather than roosters.


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Nov 15 2002 12:03AM
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Odesa
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bahahaha
that would be hilarious!
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Nov 15 2002 12:05AM
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therealjerk
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ahahahhaha, but cmon tho, with wilson weighing in at a scant 88 lbs. its a miracle the kid doesnt break himself just landing much less getting hit.

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Nov 15 2002 12:08AM
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Ds91260
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jesus christ, im a midjet and i still weigh a good 110-115 lbs.
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Nov 15 2002 12:15AM
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mattwalker
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1.) I am a midget and I am 80 ilbs.
2.) Mike Wilson would kick Simon's ass!
Nov 15 2002 12:26AM
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Ds91260
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just for clarifacation, im not really a midget, im 5' 3' so im just a short shit
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Nov 15 2002 12:29AM
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mattwalker
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...well I guess I aint a midget either...5'2
Nov 15 2002 12:45AM
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mattwalker
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...well I guess I aint a midget either...5'2
Nov 15 2002 12:46AM
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freestyleskier14
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HAHAHAHA! MIDGET FIGHTS!!! Really tho, how tall, Im mean how short is mike wilson?
yay for skiing
Nov 15 2002 12:49AM
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Baker
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If your not 5 ft by the time you are 16, you are technecally a midget.


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Nov 15 2002 12:53AM
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tahoeskier
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actually my friend knows mike and he really does want to beat the shit out of simon
Nov 15 2002 1:18AM
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shawnm1260
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i hate both of them, but when i met mike wilson i really hated him,
what do you think chris... austin??? i know you guys have personal problems with them
Nov 15 2002 2:48AM
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shawnm1260
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chris speer that is
Nov 15 2002 2:49AM
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jizack
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from what i hear that mike wilson is a little bitch. he was talkin shit on silva one day adn he walked in right as he was doing it.



fuk that
Nov 15 2002 2:56AM
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canonrider
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I am making this public right now, Wilson is a little shit talker and he's a bitch... and the next time i see him, im gonna fight him, and its gonna be hilarious cause im 17, im 5 7' and i weigh like 150, so i think it would be a good fight... im not a sucker so i'll be like whats up punk sucka, i'll get him to toss a punch, then zigga dy dy, he's on the floor, or im on the floor, either way its entertaining.... iv never been in a fight in my life... so id be tossin em like a woman


Nov 15 2002 3:19AM
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canonrider
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and also for the record thats a joke

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Nov 15 2002 3:19AM
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CorkWormTurn
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you guys are a bunch of tards
Nov 15 2002 3:37AM
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jizack
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why don't you shut up and go cork your worm.



fuk that
Nov 15 2002 3:46AM
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Dkr
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austin ross
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Nov 15 2002 3:52AM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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there would be no ass whuppin' going on there. in that match, just some ass lickin'. mikey wilson's tounge would come out browner than hershey kisses melted on your dashboard.
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Nov 15 2002 5:35AM
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d-spin89
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i skied with mike 1 day last season and i would say he is just misunderstood.
Nov 15 2002 9:45AM
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Class
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Easy Ben.. I think Wilson would give you a run for your money. Mostly because I know you can't fight at all. Didn't Joey fight him at the X-Games a few years ago?
Nov 15 2002 11:10AM
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skogensprang
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wilson has become a much better rider now...he has more style and tecnique. he deserves a mention as the top rider of his age.
Nov 15 2002 11:10AM
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JoshB
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For the record, Simon would SMOKE Mike WIlson in a fight. No contest.
Nov 15 2002 1:18PM
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JoshB
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For the record, Simon would SMOKE Mike WIlson in a fight. No contest.
Nov 15 2002 1:18PM
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JoshB
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For the record, Simon would SMOKE Mike WIlson in a fight. No contest.
Nov 15 2002 1:18PM
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canonrider
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thanks class... yea joey got in a fight with him, i think itd be funny just to watch him kicking my ass, but as long as i got a few punches in id be stoked... it'd be funny.... and yea berman i think doumont would win.... cause he has the power
Nov 15 2002 2:41PM
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skir216
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why dont you girls quite talking about fighting and actually about skiing, that is what its all about isnt it
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Nov 15 2002 3:07PM
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R.Fahey
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i am nearly a midget. comin in at about hmmmm, almost 5 feet now. barely
Nov 15 2002 4:52PM
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Capurnicus
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yeah i think simon would kick mike's ass, but thats not saying he's a better skier
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Nov 15 2002 5:25PM
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JATS101
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both are kick ass skiers, wilson is a little more stylie in my mind and more creative where as simon is more tech and style


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Nov 15 2002 9:31PM
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CTripper
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simons got the power
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Nov 15 2002 11:25PM
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bigTeddy
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I gotta give simon props cuz hes kinda the home town boy (Sunday River) but with all do respect he is a cocky shit (and think hes black). Come on simon having a black lab doesnt give you roots.
Nov 15 2002 11:26PM
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poorboy
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Mike wilson is clearly the better skier so who cares who would win in a fight?
Nov 16 2002 8:22AM
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Dallan!
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i would take them both..... im an wiking....
Nov 16 2002 10:49AM
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AndrewWoods
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There would be no contest. Simon would kick his ass in a heartbeat.
Nov 17 2002 5:04PM
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skodeo7
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I've never met Simon but I've heard he's about as big of a prick as Mike is. Mikes alright sometimes, when your just chilling with a few people, but when he gets in a crowd he's cocky as a motherfucker. He's too goddamn scrawny to win a fight against anyone though, most people could kick his ass.
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Nov 17 2002 5:26PM
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BigPerm
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yeah, simons got the POWER.
haha, there both like 4 feet, they got midget powers. Dumont would probobly win but i would rout(sp?) for wilson
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Nov 17 2002 6:14PM
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LittleJibber16
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i think i win cus im 4'7" . . . but only 13


pats peak is awesome
Mar 14 2005 8:56PM
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Adamskinick
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"I've never met Simon but I've heard he's about as big of a prick as Mike is."

word^

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Mar 14 2005 9:08PM
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MarkieR
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if i received a dime for every mentioning of the words "ass" and "midget" in this post, i would be a rich man.

if i said it, it must be the truth!
Mar 14 2005 9:17PM
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THEYCALLME
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LETS HAVE AN OVERSHOOT/CASE COMP!!
Who's was worse the Dumont overshoot or the Wilson case?


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Mar 14 2005 10:21PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Is wilson seriously 90 pounds?

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Mar 14 2005 10:45PM
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brogilvie
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I dont know, Mikes got weak heels and a weak back. Simons a thug so he would get his niggah core to bail him out, just to get by, just to get by hiiiiiyyyyaaahhhaaaahhh. But then Mike would counter attack with his Blaspheming Hippo attack and squish his balls. Simon would then kick him in the ear, and then put a funny hat on his head. However Mike would come back with a sunglasses attack and then put them on and deflect the suns rays but Simon would be blinded by the sun. But then all the other little child progidy skiers would eat both their noses off and then put them in a stew.



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Mar 14 2005 10:47PM
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Jib_This
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Who gives a shit? Just fill the fucking barrel with water and drown them both.





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Mar 14 2005 11:09PM
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crm
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Simon dominates

Mar 14 2005 11:32PM
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eheath
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gotta be below 5ft to be a miget


and simon would kick mikes ass, mike is a pretty boy haha











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Mar 14 2005 11:38PM
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lanks
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simon would get out his guns and overshoot wilson to death.


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Mar 14 2005 11:49PM
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sugarnspice
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lmao

Mar 14 2005 11:54PM
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KeegLove
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he cant possibly only weigh 88 pounds gravity would break him


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Mar 15 2005 12:56AM
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