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I love random rich relatives. My Uncle dan sent me 200 bucks in the mail. For college, ahahah, gonna be spent on weed before i even get back to college in a week lol.
Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?
Sokiem99: yes please
Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work
Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?
Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?
Sokiem99: oh yes
Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
i don t have any or atleast any that love me
Q:whats better than one red head
A: TWO RED HEADS
sam: man that shot of pete doing a switchup on th s was so awsome hey stve u got that right
sam: ohhh ohhh yeah steve missed the shot.
when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
my turkish grandmother gave me 1000$ at my birthday like 5 years ago. shes sooo rich
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don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182
I got $10 from my grandparents for my birthday!
because I like poop.
i love getting money from relatives.
high north session 3!!
i get 50 no more no less
I'm never paying attention, thats my excuse
i get $25 on my birthday and on christmas from my grandparents
L I N E
My grandmother gave my sister 2500 bucks for her 17th bday to help her pay for the drivers licence. She told me i'm getting the same.
What she doesn't know is that mom and dad is paying for my licence if i don't start smoking
i got like 20 bucks for my bday from the g parents
what's up now bitch
"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown
no rich relatives, but my friends mom just remaried a multi-billionaire... so he'll like fly me out to nevada (they live in some gigantic house like 5 min from the los vegas strip) and take care of all that.. pretty sweet stuff... to get my friend to like him he bought him 2 cars... pretty cool... BTW he also owns a ski resort 8-)
OH MY MOTHER FUCHING GOD 200$$$$
my rich relatives havnt given me money. but they let me stay in their house on lake george, so i guess thats nice anyways. haha
Just Fucking Ski
i get $400 from my grandparents usually
If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze
that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida
my grandparents dont believe in giving money as a present, but they usually get me whatever I want for christmas, under 100.
Hey your relatives killed my relatives. tahts not cool man
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for graduation i got 1000 from my gpa, 250 from my gma but for bdays i always get like 100 from each of them, there divorced
more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
i get 75 on my bday and thats it from my gma, cheap ass
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lets all brag about our rich families..OKAY!...my grandma gives me money on random holidayies..such as labor day. and memorial day. like 100 bucks each random holiday..sweet
"Win or lose, we booze."
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my grandpa buys my seasons pass every year
i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
for graduation, i had to invite ALL of my insane reatives, even the ones in Italy and Canada. But, regaurdless of if they came or not, they all gave me $100. I made BANK for graduating!
guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"
"If you're alive, I probably hate you."
-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
i love rich relatives
I hate Tommy
formerly known as ncskier15
"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
my dad's parents never visit or talk to us, but they always send me money. not my brother or sister though, just me.
ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed
200 on weed ? thats a huge waste of money
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