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punk_rider
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yesterday i arrived in NYC. As a poor litte french trainee iin manhattan, what's cool to do upthere?
are skis cheaper in USA than in europe? tell me more to be a good new yorker

PS: damn! you americans eat crazy stuffs!!! 100% pure fat! even things sold also in europe (nestlé chocolate) have not the same taste!!! you have no boulangerie, ... 12349494 mc donald's ... it's crazy how pleasure to eat doesn't exist in this country! i guess that's the reason why you die before us!
PS2: girls in NYC all look and dress like pron actress, is that normal? and you all dress sooooo bad! no offence

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Aug 13 2005 4:27PM
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Soups
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 18
NY is the shit. Definitely do midtown and head downtown for cool stuff to do. Also head up to the BX(Bronx) they got bars like crazy there. Have a blast

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REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine

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Aug 13 2005 4:28PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
check out the gotham comedy club. you'll find many a great laughs there

RIP
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In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling
And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

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Aug 13 2005 4:31PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Yes, we Americans are piles of shit, everybody knows by now.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women. 'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Aug 13 2005 5:00PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Try and go to Jerome avenue and there will be a story to tell your friends when you get home.




Aug 13 2005 5:02PM
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twix_182
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go up 5 hours to burlington vermont where you can get lost in a dread forest

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 13 2005 6:15PM
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anothermammothpunk
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new yoricans. suck off

Aug 13 2005 6:24PM
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bobdole
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haha..yes..harlem

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Aug 13 2005 6:42PM
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punk_rider
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the harlem globetrotters looked sooo cool with their tiny shorts and long sox!

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Aug 13 2005 7:33PM
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Soups
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 18
yess us New Yoricans should suck off eh? Fuck you

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

Formally Freezeskier97

REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Aug 13 2005 7:34PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
dont come to vermont, you have much better skiing in New York

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Aug 13 2005 7:42PM
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assassin167
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hey mista go fuck urself u fucking queer. and check out Time Square mad fun.

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 13 2005 7:45PM
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lamp
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i live in rochester ny

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Aug 13 2005 8:02PM
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Gnarshred
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im lost is this guy for real?

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Aug 13 2005 8:04PM
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assassin167
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hey anothermammo or w/e its New YORKERS u fucking retard. jesus christ u are really retarded

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 13 2005 8:04PM
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sKILOve07
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yea i live near rochester... and NY is the shit

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

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Aug 13 2005 9:38PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
i live near buffalo does that still count as new york

"I ride fat twins"

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"
Aug 13 2005 11:23PM
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sKILOve07
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do you ski in NY?

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!


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Aug 13 2005 11:27PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
yes holiday and kb

"I ride fat twins"

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"
Aug 13 2005 11:30PM
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sKILOve07
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yupp ... you are a New Yorker... just accept it

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe rral=170103
^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!


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Aug 13 2005 11:32PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
dam i wanna move

"I ride fat twins"

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"
Aug 13 2005 11:33PM
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TheClap.
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times square is overrated go to soho for the real pussy


Aug 13 2005 11:45PM
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iggyskier
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yeah he's for real.

I don't know how long he'll last in new york though.....

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Aug 13 2005 11:56PM
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SkierJulie
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it depends what you are intersted in doing... you can go to a Yankee game (or a Mets game i guess). you can go to museums. there are lots of those. even though time square is kinda an amusement park now, it's still pretty cool. go to greenwich village. it's pretty sweet. there are bars and clubs everywhere. you can go to a broadway play. you can go to the bronx zoo.

umm... i am sure there is more stuff to do. i only live 45 mins from the city but i almost never go b/c i dont like it. but have fun.

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Aug 14 2005 7:36AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaha new york sucks balls...when you refer to new york say new york. with new york city say NYC because it confuses people. the difference between NYC people and ny is alot. basically its such a big difference between like western NY and the city that its like people from texas and new york. they have crazy accents in nyc


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Aug 14 2005 9:32AM
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Soups
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I must have a funny accent then huh giray?

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

Formally Freezeskier97

REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None Let them Cry in the Dark
Aug 14 2005 9:33AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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never met you so i dont know


member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

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Aug 14 2005 9:34AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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but when i go to nyc the people sound weird other than the black people. for some reason they dont have nyc accents


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Aug 14 2005 9:35AM
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Soups
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Crazy black people are funny

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If i somehow peirce into my brain and become retarded, you can have my ski shit--Giray Dadali

Formally Freezeskier97

REDEMPTION WATERSKIS '05--Newest thing to happen to water since Chlorine

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None Let them Cry in the Dark
Aug 14 2005 9:36AM
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mattyb.
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i take a train to harlem everyday to get to school

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Aug 14 2005 9:50AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
go to the natural history museum. that place is ill. empiure state building, just walk around and do stuff. go to chinatown and buy bootleg stuff.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Aug 14 2005 10:16AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
hahahaha..
a boulangerie... ha i took french!


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Aug 14 2005 10:19AM
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ScratchCobra66
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IggySkier, shut up. How long would you last?




i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
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Aug 14 2005 11:48AM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
6 months

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Aug 14 2005 4:08PM
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LesBainsDouches
Posts: 171 - Karma: 13
Try to catch a MTHR FCKR party if you can. Party on Ludlow, get cheap drinks at Blue Lady in Wburg, go to the vintage arcade game bar, try kosher pizza in hasidic Brooklyn, BRING YOUR OWN WEED COKE N PILLS (seriously), don't listen to anyone else but me even if they live there because, well, they're skiiers.

Aug 14 2005 4:21PM
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iggyskier
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stop bitching, I'm just giving him a hard time.

How much time have you spent in New York?

I promise you I've spent more.

Anyway, I'm sure he'll have fun.

Manhattan is tons of fun. Just meet some chill people and it will be a blast.

While your there do the museum thing, yankees games for sure.

As fun as the harlem globetrotters as concerned....it really isn't that cool. it was when I was younger.

Other than that....stay out of Newark, or most of New Jersey for that matter.

And take advantage of the girls there. You only in NYC for 6 months so you may as well have as much fun as possible.

what sort of work are you doing?

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Aug 14 2005 5:18PM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10433 - Karma: 9,727
also gonna say, while you're there travel a bit.

Philly is pretty fun and so it Boston, and both are fairly close

If you around long enough for ski season, which you should be, see if you could make it up to Jay or Stowe for a weekend.

Or try and come out west.

I guess that would depend on how much your working though.

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Aug 14 2005 5:23PM
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bermbuster49
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just ditch nyc and roll down to philly, make a stop in camden, only the highest crime rate in the country.

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 14 2005 6:40PM
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steeplechamp
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yeah, if your with a chica, take her to the brox zoo, than hit up some nice walking wooded trails in van cortland park...its right on the edge of bronx and manhattan..you wont even realize your in the city once you go to vcp. it's pretty nice.

no matter how hard you shake and dance, the last few drops go in the pants
Aug 14 2005 9:35PM
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CTripper
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at least our women shave themselves tastfully, and if you're going to live here, learn to speak OUR LANGUAGE DAMNIT!!!!!! and PS, GEORGE BUSH IS A WISE MAN. TAKE HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH YOU BACK TO FRANCE!

-chris
Aug 15 2005 12:23AM
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punk_rider
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thanx everybody!!
1: i'm pro bush
2: i'm here since 2 days.
3: i'm in internship for LVMH, legal department
4: i won't take advantage of your girls (they all look so like pornstars) coz my girlfriend wait for me in france.

my boss promised me he would bring me to a rangers game one day

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Aug 15 2005 6:53PM
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marsland
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rangers suck, get him to take you to a red sox game

Aug 15 2005 6:59PM
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