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Dog eats owners mother
somewhere in the middle east or somewhere jsut south of that. this guys rotweiller was locked in his kitchen for the night. he woke up the next morning and found the rotty eating his mother. she was ripped to shreds with the dog eating her intestines. that sucks but its pretty cool
re's business Schmuck
and there's rockstar Schmuck'
LORD OF THE PARK 2006.....
doesnt sound very cool, what if that was your mom?
no me gusta acls
"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession
also known as pussyfooter
If it were his mom, the dog would choke to death on her loose pussy. There, now that I've done a classic NS insult, am I cool?
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
'Wayne Gretzky? Isn't that the guy from Wayne's World?' -My infinitely wise cousin
Does your name begin with a L and end with a ateralis? No....
last I heard, the harvey hopped on board of a caravan that was trekking through the egyptian sands. Only bringing with him a spork, cottage cheese, and his pet mongoose, he set off into throught the saharas. They say every once in a full moon, if you're quiet enough, that you can hear his prebuscent chuckle whistling in the winds.-GhostDragon
Only Lat can come up with a GOOD explicit insult.
he US shits 5 million dollars every day that is nothing thats not enough money to do jack shit. The US alone spends about 5 BILLION each year in foerign aide -dArKfranchise
Responsibility, what's that?
"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?"
"WTF is she doing, fucking idiot"
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