My uncle had some fireworks left over from the 4th and we were ligting them off and as the last one was done a cop comes down the street. He gets out of his car and was just like "some guy complained". And my uncle was said "we are done now" and he was like ok and drove away. But i hate dicks who call police for gay things like that. And when he got out of his car he was stepping on all those little popper things and it was funny.
The words cool and cop do not belong in the same sentence. Period.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks
And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks