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Who made the crochet thong?

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bhill2.0
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I need a picture and a name.





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Aug 12 2005 4:43PM
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pete olenick himself made it, dont have a pic

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Aug 12 2005 4:48PM
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bhill2.0
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yeah





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Aug 12 2005 4:52PM
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USA
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stupid landis

no me gusta acls


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Aug 12 2005 4:52PM
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Fr2Planker
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pete o for kristi

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Aug 12 2005 5:04PM
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TWoods
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My friend madeo one for a girl. unlike poor pete, he got the girl to wear it, and show it off.

Aug 12 2005 6:45PM
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triebby
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dude if pete got kristi to wear that this website would have a picture on every page, and for good reason

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Aug 12 2005 6:50PM
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TWoods
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yea^....

a couple VERY good reasons.

Aug 12 2005 6:55PM
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gmack24
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bhill we know you want to wear it for a better chance at the gay bars but i dont think she made a size XXXFAT

Aug 12 2005 7:39PM
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shrEddie
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hmmm funny guy^

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Aug 12 2005 8:24PM
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EastcoastAR5
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bhill, which crackhead bum did your mom pay so you could be made?


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Aug 12 2005 8:29PM
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Gnarshred
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i made one cause i was bored at midnight once, but i have since lost it. im gonna make a few more sometime mabey later.

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Aug 12 2005 8:41PM
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Jwenz
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hahah

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Aug 12 2005 8:49PM
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bhill2.0
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some how the ass part is perfect, but the front is like half circle, its ridiculous.





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Aug 12 2005 9:57PM
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scofield
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i made one before olenick.. and had a hottie put it on! yahoo



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Aug 12 2005 10:22PM
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actually I knit the thong, and I later made a hot pink one during those benchmark tests and threw it into a crowd of girls during lunch.....I never saw it again.

because I like poop.
Aug 12 2005 10:47PM
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ThePoopSock
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anyone have a pic of one on a girl anyone anyone

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Aug 12 2005 10:51PM
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soup
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i tried to make one yesterday. it came out sketchy. couldnt figure out hog big it really had to be

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Aug 12 2005 11:37PM
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bhill2.0
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haha yeah, i was boggled for a hour then i got some measurements from a gal, the front is bad but the back is poifect





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Aug 12 2005 11:38PM
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dandoy
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uh size? just make it as small as possible



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Aug 12 2005 11:39PM
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bhill2.0
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the waist size
the front to back length, then you gotta factor in not to hurt them, to make the sitching smooth and perfect so its not like totally ruining them.





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Aug 12 2005 11:42PM
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kyle_w
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fuck that. 2 pieces of yarn. 1 around the waist, and 1 between the legs and up the ass crack






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Aug 12 2005 11:43PM
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bhill2.0
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and i thought it was that simple but then you think, what girmwould wear this, they are 99% nude





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Aug 12 2005 11:49PM
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TWoods
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LOTS of girls wear them. it is amazing to us how they can pull it off, but they do.

Aug 13 2005 1:53AM
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skier4life159
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thats awsome but u should get a hot girl to put it on then take a picture

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Aug 13 2005 1:57AM
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uhhgggo that is an old old picture. they are very easy to make. just make a thin ring that's the same circumference as a hat, but make it stretchy. then make a triangle and when you get to the tip of the triangle just keep knitting a strait peice. then sew it together and you've got yourselves a thong baby!

because I like poop.
Aug 13 2005 2:18AM
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bhill2.0
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but then you gotta go back and and make it thicker or it will travel up many inches, you know?





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Aug 13 2005 12:19PM
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jeeesus
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haha bhill why do you want to make a thong? just have Landis do it for you.

Aug 13 2005 1:19PM
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kyle_w
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looks like someone made a post under the name he wasnt supposed to?






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 13 2005 3:42PM
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^not anymore, I got back from the Grand Canyon so now I am normal tinted.

because I like poop.
Aug 13 2005 6:57PM
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scientist
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i knit some. the first one wouldnt of fit my mom, the second would have fit my hampster chloe, and the third came out of bab barkers ass. but the forth one i knit was yellow and pristine, and its nestled in my closet until i meet a girl who i am willing to part with it.

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Aug 13 2005 10:45PM
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skier4life159
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^^u had um mom try on a thong that u made. thats wierd

i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Aug 14 2005 12:15AM
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TheClap.
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this may sound gay but im real drunk, i did a striptease on this girl in a banana hammock and then i got domed up for fucking ever i love it when it flies at half mast i can last for ever yeah niggggyyyss

Aug 14 2005 12:18AM
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powfoka
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i made one and gota chick to wear it!

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Aug 14 2005 12:45AM
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ScratchCobra66
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^ Uh Huh...



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