One time I was ripped off my ass at work, and I was driving the range truck, picking up golf balls and I thought that I saw my dad hitting balls, and so I go, stop right in front of him, and start yelling shit, like "Nice shot" and kind of making fun of him and shit. Well, the guy got super pissed, and stands up and just looks at me. It was then that I realized that he had a totally different set of clubs. I was thouroughly embarresed by now, and I tried to take off in the range truck, which is a stick shift. Not once did I stall it, but 3 times, right in front of some random guy that I just yelled at. I then came back in and had no energy to close up and didn't get done til 10 at night and didn't get to hang with my friends.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks
And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks