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Horror stories at work

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agentorange
Posts: 258 - Karma: 10
cmon now i know everybody has their worst day at work.. lets hear em. today the computer didnt print out a charge slip during a transaction so i made my own on a scrap of paper. it turns out its illegal so im in deep shit.

Aug 8 2005 10:38AM
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ICompton
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10,301
I once burnt my hand, man did it suck, i was also in deep shit haha

Aug 8 2005 10:47AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
it snowed 6 inches for the first 3 days I was treeplanting. It is pretty hard to spot 6 inch tall trees on the groudn when there is 6 inches of snow... that was alos in the beginning, where i wasn't making much money to begin with.

While reffing soccer, I had to reff a U16 girls premier league game. I myself was 16 at the time. I was torn apart and almost cried.

Me and my friend painted an entire office in a weekend. We didn't sleep for 56 hours straight.

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Formerly skibum_
Aug 8 2005 11:17AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
^ lol golden, got ripped to pices and wanted to cry due to girls soccer..

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 8 2005 11:39AM
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creighton
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 3,386
i had to mop floors for 3 hours and my boss came in later and said they looked like shit and i had to do them over again till he could see himself in the reflection..i quit a few days later

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Aug 8 2005 11:44AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Forgot to issue a ticket, reservation was cancelled, had to pay 200 out of the pocket to get the same date and flights back.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 8 2005 11:45AM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
i work in a warehouse, and to start my day off, i forgot my steel-toes, so i had to boot my ass back home to pick em up. Then as i was grabbing a customer picku-up using the order picker (see google), i dropper a dresser from the highest point in the warehouse (accidentally). and the thing smashed into little tiny bits. so yeah my super was pretty pissed at me. then later in the day, i went on a lunch/slushie run, almost rear ended a car, and coated my front seat with a combination of slushies, hamburgers, and frosties from wendys... also i was 15 minutes late coming back from lunch because of construction.... so yeah thats my worst day of work thus far...

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Aug 8 2005 11:47AM
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xpresso
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
Dont know the equiv but i work for a massive computer store chain as a business specialist, i was trying to print out a quotation for a client and accidently selected "ALL" for the store number while "Print all quotations" was still selected, i crashed the entire chain for 7 hours while they cleared the the printers in every store one by one...owned!

Aug 8 2005 12:28PM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
I knocked the printer/fax/scanner combi thing over at work which smashed and broke.

I work in a vets and yesterday a cat came down with an abscess on it's face. I was holding the cat and while the vet stuck something in it, the cat shook it's head - sending puss all over me.
-We have stories like that pretty much everyday though.



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Aug 8 2005 12:36PM
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lalalalaura
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Last week at the boarding kennel I work at an old cat had a stroke and had seizures and convulsions for 2 hours straight. Then it eventually passed on, and I had to comfort the owner and prepare her dead cat for her. Shit. You have no idea how badly that sucks.

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Aug 8 2005 12:49PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
One time I was ripped off my ass at work, and I was driving the range truck, picking up golf balls and I thought that I saw my dad hitting balls, and so I go, stop right in front of him, and start yelling shit, like "Nice shot" and kind of making fun of him and shit. Well, the guy got super pissed, and stands up and just looks at me. It was then that I realized that he had a totally different set of clubs. I was thouroughly embarresed by now, and I tried to take off in the range truck, which is a stick shift. Not once did I stall it, but 3 times, right in front of some random guy that I just yelled at. I then came back in and had no energy to close up and didn't get done til 10 at night and didn't get to hang with my friends.





They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks

And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks

Aug 8 2005 5:17PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
i dont work...im 13

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 8 2005 5:28PM
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skier04
Posts: 479 - Karma: 10
i just started working .. no stories from me yet


Aug 8 2005 5:33PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
one of my freinds works at a ski shop so a bunch of were bord of skiing for a wile so they went and went and hung out in there set of the alarm on acadent and like broke some stuff and stoll some stuff and the kid didnt no how to turn of the alarm so he had to have like the owner of the ski hill come and turn it off they like in derectly fired him that season by cansoling all the rest of his hours

Aug 8 2005 5:54PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
my horror stories are my work hours... wednesday to sunday... 5-11,5-12,5-1,3-12,11-9.

Otherwise Nothing really Horrible. except the day when I had to pick threw boxes of half rotten lettus and sort out what was good and what wasnt. Rotten lettus feels so slimy and gross.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery
please pardon the cacography.
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"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 8 2005 5:58PM
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4frntmorrison
Posts: 660 - Karma: 10
one time i had to sweep the entire parking lot of the hotel that i worked at. it was like 90-100 degrees out and my boss was an idiot and made us like wash it off with water while it was being swept and he forgets things alot so he forgot that we had already done some of the spots that he was having us do. this was all for an inspection but it didnt matter anyways because the inspection people wanted the whole thing to be replaced since the last time they were there

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
Aug 8 2005 5:58PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
my boss yelled at me b/c i forgot to set back the clean-up mops after me and said taht it was half done wor and shit. i hate him,lol

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Aug 8 2005 6:03PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
this one time,

i got a job at kings island

and thats about it

moral of the story: DONT WORK AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK IT BLOWS

Aug 8 2005 6:45PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i used to work at a tim hortons, it was pretty cool. one time i grabbed a fresh hot pot of coffee and a guy bumped into me spilling it all over my right side. later that day i went to grab a box of something and all of the other ones fell ontop of me, it was like a box avalanche. then i forgot my 5$ in tips and the next day someone stole it.





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Aug 8 2005 7:04PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I found a dead rat in the grease trap of the fryer at my job

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 8 2005 7:15PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i accidentally leaned against a fryer basket giving me a checker mark burn,

then later that night i left the valve on the pressure fryer open and let out an entire fryer full of oil.

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Aug 8 2005 8:18PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
my first day being trained at a pizza shop i got too ripped before and hadnt eaten anything all day and it was really hot where i was working and i almost passed out cus of the heat. and they still hired me.

Aug 8 2005 10:47PM
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fujativeAD
Posts: 99 - Karma: 11
I was a golf caddy and on the second day, a bunch of dumb asses sent me off with this crazy scottish guy and I forget all my shit but luckly found a towel to wash this guys clubs in some golf cart, the rest of the round suck because it was like 90 outside. I dont caddy anymore.

Aug 8 2005 11:44PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
so one time, i had just broken up with my boyfriend who worked at TCBY with me, and i really really loved him down inside, but i hated him for some unknown reason. so, he left the waffle cone thing on with a waffle cone in it, and it burnt, and i went outside and yelled at him. and then he yelled at me. and then we were yelling at eachother right when our manager was doing an interview, then he left the store crying and i haven't seen or heard from him since. weird huh? oh, later that day i burned my arm 3rd degree style on the waffle cone maker cuz that dumb shit left it on.

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Aug 25 2005 1:26PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
i work for an airbrush tatoo company, we go to fairs and rodeos and stuff like that, we give people temporary tatoos. one of our tattoos is the playboy bunny symbol. you have no idea how many gross/fat/downright scary girls want that tatoo in all manner of places....just awful.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed -hoodratz47
Aug 25 2005 1:36PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i used to work for a gymnastics club teaching little kids, and this one kid took a diereah shit in the foam pit. ther was shit edverywhere and he didnnt tell anyone so i was fucking around in the pit after, and i got diareah all ove me, like on my face and hands. then the next week we were playing hide and seek, and i hid in one of the lockers, and it felt wet. then i realized that i was standing in a puddle of piss in my barefeet. these kids were 4 and 5.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
Aug 25 2005 1:46PM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
Pretty much every time i ref a soccer game i get bitched at no matter if im calling a good game or not. Fucking crazy parents.

Aug 25 2005 2:29PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I got kicked in the balls by a llama yesterday


i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 25 2005 4:44PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
One summer back in highschool I got a job that paid really well installing insulation into new homes. Yeah well in AZ it's already like 110+ degrees outside so you can imagine how hot it is in an attic. And when you're sweaty little micro peices of fiberglass stick to you everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I did that for like 2 days. Leave that shit for the mexicans.

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Aug 25 2005 4:58PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
an insanely moronic person i work with put a ladder against a window. climbed it and the ladder when throughi it. what and idiot.

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*



Aug 25 2005 5:04PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
word at my job I'm doing stove and they put this fiberglass isolation in it damn it sucks!

and my worst thing that happened is when I was working at brault et martineau. I was calling people up to confirm the delivery of there furnitures. So I call this guy without looking where he lives and the little inside messages of the company. he answers then I'm telling him that it misses some articles. They are like what the fuck I'm getting my delivry in 3 days. He was living in the mother fuckin Nunavut and was paying for the sending of his stuff so he only wanted 1 delivry. So I talked to the phone to this guy for like 1 hour while he was yelling at me. I finaly got all the stock for him but it sucked so bad

rock yo shit *NS Skateboarders Cult*
Aug 25 2005 5:09PM
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twix_182
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i was working with my dad and a friend one day cutting suamc(have no clue how to spell that) off a hill. i was using hedge trimmerss. my dad said "don't cut yourself with that it's sharp" and i was like "u think im stupid"
like a half hour later i accidentally had it on still and put it to my leg and put a huge gash in it. it hurt like hell but i didn't make any expressions t omake it look like anything happened and i kept cutting. i could feel the blood seeping out like water. i was wearing jeans i think and there was a hole from the cut as well. then i was like "hey, why dont we get something to drink" then i ran up the hill as fast as i could t oget a bandaid. i pulled off my jeans( iwas wearing a bathing suit underneath) the bathing suit was totally drenched in blood and it was pouring everywhere. i put the bandaid on and they were like "how'd that happen?" i told them earlier when accidentally slid down the hill(which i did do) i landed on a stick" they believed me and i havnt told them otherwise since. it happened last july i think and the scar is still there. it was deep too.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 25 2005 5:19PM
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homestead
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i worked at the beach. one day i was sitting at the admission gate and this middle aged buisnessman came up to me and said, "someone took a massive shit in the mens shower". me and a coworker go in there and lo and behold in the shower is the poop, and it was smeared around on the floor. damn, that was wrong on so many levels

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate.
Aug 25 2005 7:28PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
rotten vegetables suck. i did it for community service, and an entire crate was rotten.

the poop stories were hillarious.

i was catering once at some barmitzva (...what...) and the kids were being dicks to me. so i poured water on their coats and plowed them over when they stood in front of me. fuckers.

and at my new job, i get free candy. doesnt that suck.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
Aug 25 2005 8:00PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
^You will be a fat ass in no time guerrenteed






They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks

And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks

Aug 25 2005 8:30PM
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k_Boss957
Posts: 1726 - Karma: 15
i once burnt my hand making waffle cones and then about 10 minutes later i spilt a milkshake

Aug 25 2005 8:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
this isnt work but i was talking on the phone with my girlfriend and i was using an atm and I left my debit card in the atm. Fuck.

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Aug 25 2005 8:39PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
actually, for the first 2 weeks i didn't eat one piece of candy. the next time i worked i had a shitload, and now i hate all of it except like 4 kinds. mainly, i just give it to my friends. like, 4 pounds of sourpatch kids for free and stuff.

this one dude i was working with today (im relatively new and this kid has worked there for 2 years) gave his buddy 2lbs of shit (at 16.25 a pound or something) a 1pound wrapped box at 19.98 and a milkchocolate bar at 5.98 for $0.00. anyone in the hartford area, go to the munsons chocolate on newbritain ave. for free chocolate if im working.

i spelled chocolate wrong didn't I.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
Aug 25 2005 8:43PM
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shrEddie
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hahahahah im doing that tommorow. i work construction and were doing the insulation this weekend hopefully it wont be hot

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Aug 25 2005 9:23PM
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skierman_number1
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At my work there was this heavy bitch and we had a war going on because she's Scottish and I'm Irish and we have tile floors by the washer sinks which get wicked slippery when wet... Well let's just say I missed the sink with the hose and she just happened to be walking right towards me at the same time. Loudest fucking slam I've ever heard anyone take.

Aug 25 2005 9:53PM
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