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Who do u guys think is the funniest at stand up comedy. I'm gonna say Dane Cook
chris rock or dave chappelle (sp)
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
def. dane cook....love the koolaid bit
Brian Regan, my brothers friend is his cousin, free tickets
They call me HoodRich
used to be mitch hedberg
So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.
Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Brian Reegan is hilarious, also Tom Papa is really funny too. There's a lot of others but those are my two favorites
Totaly agree with you. That man was amazing
"I was staying at my friends place, and he told me that I had to sleep on the floor... Damn Gravity. Got me again! You know how much I wanted to sleep on the wall!"
Like a virgin on promnight!
please pardon the cacography.
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
i don't remember his name, he is and older guy that yells a lot and one show he had on comedy central he talked about candy corn, hanaka(sp?) vs. christmas, and like 2 starbucks being across from each other, if u know his name tell me
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Dane Cook, listing to him as we speak. Mitch Hedberg.
I'm going to drop some insider comedy on you. Zach Galifinakis, the man is hilarious. You'll him, and thank me.
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yeah dane cook
haha that angel just told me not to get on the plane
Lewis Black, Robin Williams, Carlos Mencia, Nick Swardson, eh they allllllll are good...
In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling
And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world
K A R M A
nobody's said George Carlin, come on now, he's amazing.
ehhhh.........my favorite would be mitch hedberg, hes just my stlye...but the best comic of out generation is hands down chris rock....not everyone likes him but he deserves respect
it's a league game smokey
was mitch now dane cook
i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
i like comidians who don't have to say fuck 900 times in a performance to get laughs...personal preference i guess
you would be thinking of lewis black my child
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
pablo fransisco is good too
mitch hedberg all the way. he ddestroy anybody else.
- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*
chris rock or dave chappelle for surre
DANE COOK IS A GENIUS!
....and after dinner he said mmmmmmmmmm wasnt that delIcious!?
"I'm just gonna swing up around that boat there. There's sexy people up there."
Kevin Gadra: "Tim be on the lookout for the school, it has white columns"
Me: "Those are some lame ass columns"
Kevin Gadra: "What were you expecting, the fucking White House?"
Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
------does this rage smell like chloriform to you?
stephen lynch and lewis black..and dane cook
ive never heard dane cook but i hear hes hilarious so im gonna have to go with what ive heard and say chris rock and dave chappelle
"I dont do drugs, just marijuana"
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Lewis Black, Michael Ian Black, JON Stewart, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin. I have heard amazing things about Dane Cook but i have never listened to one thing by him. He is so popular right now.
sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
yeah dane cook is hilarious and my favorite. also brian regan and the guy who does the sweat the small stuff is hilarious
"collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable"
"r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lip"
chappelle and robin williams
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-NO ONE DIED IN THE CLINTON SCANDAL, HOW MANY HAVE DIED IN ALL THE THINGS BUSH HAS DONE?
Dane Cook.....IS NOT FUNNY
George Carlin 100%
"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
dane cook with the austrailan animal hunter skit
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