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garrett.
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who the hell is he cause he knows my name

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 5 2005 1:56PM
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NBCskier
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hahahaahaha






SGB

Aug 5 2005 8:15PM
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colin_gordon
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ok i got landis to confess on msn and all women are objects


Aug 5 2005 8:17PM
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[~_~]
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what? I didn't confess you cunt straw. I just said I didn't like Danyle cause she's obnoxious.

because I like poop.
Aug 5 2005 8:18PM
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colin_gordon
Posts: 87 - Karma: 166
no u said i put a chicken in our oven and ir came out as burnt toast ....clearly a medaphore hus meaning can only be taken as that of guilt but i think it was guss or ben

Aug 5 2005 8:26PM
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colin_gordon
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ph and jesus ur slacking off u seriously ned to get on the seen before the people have more time for speculation

Aug 5 2005 8:33PM
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[~_~]
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no, I meant it came out as BURNT toast. god dammit you get confused colin. and we still need to figure out who this Jesus guy is.

because I like poop.
Aug 5 2005 8:36PM
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jeeesus
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Im the son of god. duh!

Aug 5 2005 8:41PM
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alaskaunbound
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its not me...

Aug 5 2005 8:47PM
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colin_gordon
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haha oh ya


Aug 5 2005 8:47PM
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jeeesus
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do not blame the young alaskan Ben, for it is not him. Do not be alarmed, for you are in the presence of internet Jesus.

Aug 5 2005 8:50PM
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garrett.
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^ur just some nerd that can track ip addresses and find out every1s name

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 5 2005 8:52PM
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garrett.
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^ur just some nerd that can track ip addresses and find out every1s name, but i think u live in ak

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 5 2005 8:53PM
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jeeesus
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what's an IP adress?

Aug 5 2005 8:57PM
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jeeesus
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oh wait a second, I's Jesus. I know this one.

Aug 5 2005 8:57PM
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jeeesus
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haha you people are fucking stupid. it's Bhill.

Aug 5 2005 9:02PM
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[~_~]
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^awww shit I knew it was him all along.

because I like poop.
Aug 5 2005 9:05PM
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[~_~]
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and he confessed just before 60 posts too. *tsk tsk tsk*

because I like poop.
Aug 5 2005 9:06PM
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garrett.
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dude how the hell do u kno my name

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 5 2005 9:16PM
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garrett.
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cmopn tell me ur secret

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 5 2005 11:25PM
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[~_~]
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I think he must've tracked you IP adress. either that or he wants to rape you brutally.

because I like poop.
Aug 5 2005 11:26PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
^he better be trackin my ip adres

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 5 2005 11:31PM
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[~_~]
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uuh that's not good. what are you talking about?

because I like poop.
Aug 5 2005 11:35PM
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bermbuster49
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hahaha, yeah and i was angel

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 5 2005 11:37PM
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garrett.
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^who wa satan then?

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 5 2005 11:38PM
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bermbuster49
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uh, haha, i thought that was bhill too, but i am not to sure about that one.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 5 2005 11:46PM
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[~_~]
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oh poo another mystery. I don't feel like figuring this one out. We need the Mystery Mobile.

because I like poop.
Aug 5 2005 11:47PM
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bermbuster49
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oh well, ask him in the morning...


oh yeah, i'm in the 2000 club bitches!!!

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 5 2005 11:50PM
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[~_~]
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uuh I don't want a chance with Danyle. fuck herr.

because I like poop.
Aug 6 2005 3:20PM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
Satan used to work for me but people made fun of him for being freakishly large so he quit his job and started a new company in the core of the earth.

Aug 6 2005 3:23PM
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scofield
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what's my full name jesus?




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Aug 6 2005 5:17PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Yo JC, whas my name? huh? I'm watchin Dogma right now, you like that movie?







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Aug 6 2005 5:19PM
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[~_~]
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I think he got angered with you guys. you're all probably going to suffer in the afterlife now.

because I like poop.
Aug 6 2005 8:28PM
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garrett.
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^ull be stuck in purgatory forever

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 8 2005 12:07AM
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mattster
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its me ! im ~~jesus~~

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Aug 8 2005 12:37AM
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garrett.
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ur the most retarded person ever....u obviosly didnt read the whole thread because bhill already confessed

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 8 2005 12:14PM
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hucker22
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gay

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 8 2005 1:05PM
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BrandonCool
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haha fuck you jesus boy...or i'll stab you with a spear!!!

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!
Aug 8 2005 3:53PM
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BrandonCool
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haha....i missed asyin shut the fuck up!!...


so it really goes like this.......

fuck you jesus boy...shut the fuck up...or i'll stab you with a spear!!!

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!
Aug 8 2005 3:55PM
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[~_~]
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haha you guys are fucked. hell, I believe it is jesus possesing bhill.

because I like poop.
Aug 8 2005 3:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Brandon cool, you are super COOL!!!

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Aug 8 2005 3:59PM
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[~_~]
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NOWEESE NOT! NO HES NOT!

because I like poop.
Aug 8 2005 4:00PM
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BrandonCool
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yes....i am.....

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!
Aug 9 2005 1:45AM
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mattster
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or did he ?

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Aug 9 2005 2:33AM
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[~_~]
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......cause I ain't no holla back girl??

because I like poop.
Aug 10 2005 1:46PM
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espen^R
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Its the right arm of the NS God, who got nailed to the cross by snowlerbladers but got back from dead and are now making things right here! hopefully he'll destroy every snowblader on earth.

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Aug 10 2005 1:53PM
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tricksterboardin
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may we pray for our salvation, and the death of the Infidels


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Aug 10 2005 3:05PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
i still wanna no how he new my name

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

Aug 15 2005 11:28AM
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