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murphski
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I am truely embarrassed. I found this on my local ski hill's website. No wonder no one takes the ski industry serious.


TRY PARKING IT: The advent of the “terrain park� has changed the face of skiing for all skiers. A “terrain park� is a series of machine made bumps, jumps, half-pipes, boxes and rails that most ski/board areas now maintain. If you are an advanced beginner/intermediate, take your skills to the park for vast improvement. Try some of the easier “hits� in the park and watch your skiing improve; “parking-it� improves your balance, your stance, your pressure control and your confidence for all types of terrain. Ask your friendly ski school where you can park!!!

source: http://www.hylandski.com/ski_snowboard_tips.cfm



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Aug 5 2005 12:39AM
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hans_aschim
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With all of those what-would-be air quotes, you can't help but think some middle aged guy wrote that article after watching Ski Movie 2.



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Aug 5 2005 12:46AM
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CollinWright
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haha every resort is like that.. ares is "easy style it"

Aug 5 2005 12:46AM
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Doghouse
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about 75 percent gay




'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



Aug 5 2005 12:55AM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
Yes, my son?

Aug 5 2005 2:06AM
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SmoKinSkier
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HAHAHA nice im gunna park the shit out of it this season!!

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

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Aug 5 2005 3:18AM
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E-ZRider
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word me 2

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Aug 5 2005 3:25AM
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AttitashSkier
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wow, thats pretty bad

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Aug 5 2005 8:13AM
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freeskier1316
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wow gayness all the way


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Aug 5 2005 9:20AM
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QuazBotch
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park it to the max dawgs! yeeehaww!

Aug 5 2005 9:23AM
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$westside$
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HAHAAHAHA thats depressing

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Aug 5 2005 9:23AM
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sketchlinefilms
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hahaha so embarrasing to skiers...no wonder we are shunned

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

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Aug 5 2005 9:42AM
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Matty.
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Haha that reminds me of some of the stuff in South Park for some reason.

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Aug 5 2005 11:12AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
hahaha thats so awesome i wish my park had that level of gayness

Aug 5 2005 11:14AM
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hemlockjibber8
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the photos on my mountains website have the gayest titles. the last photo on this page . ridin the grinder...wtf http://hemlockvalleyresort.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=photogallery.PhotoList&photocategoryid=9

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Aug 5 2005 11:32AM
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awsomecoolguy
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that is gay

Aug 5 2005 11:44AM
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jskiddy
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the reason its so lame is cause your in the midwest.

Aug 5 2005 11:49AM
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rynmartn
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ya my home mountain Sierra at Tahoe is a article just like that, all about how to "easy style it"

yay skiing
Aug 5 2005 11:49AM
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twintipteles
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i love how they take nouns and change them into verbs "park it" or vice versa, changing verbs into nouns "riding the grinder"

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Aug 5 2005 12:01PM
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assassin167
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lol thats extremely gay

Aug 5 2005 12:04PM
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jeeesus
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That is a sin, because it is gay.

Aug 5 2005 1:40PM
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nilzlet
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AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FUCKING PARK!!

Aug 5 2005 3:47PM
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NBCskier
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yea same at my mountain






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Aug 5 2005 6:23PM
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creighton
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almost as cool as my brother -> Click for larger image

cool everybody
Aug 5 2005 6:40PM
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creighton
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Click for larger image

cool everybody
Aug 5 2005 6:41PM
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ATLskier
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^^haha random

friendly ski patrol haha.

Here is an excerpt from a Snowshoe Mountain(ski resort in rurual WV owned by intrawest catering to rich people from DC with somewhat of a good park, but they groom absolutely everythign, and it's really overrated, especially cause of it's $70 lift ticket prices). The except is about their park...

"A revolution is happening and it ain't out west...it isn't even in the northeast...it's at snowshoe moutnains wv with 2 parks to choose from and over 40 rails in the arsenal... we're coming out of nowhere. seee what it's all about...be a part of the movement"

Wow, I never knew that the progression of skiing outside of WV is fake. That cork 810 to rail candide did...just some nerd on photoshop makin stuff up...that zero spin on pyramid by andy mahre, just a figment of your imagination. snowshoe is where progression is progressing. That is where ALL the pros skiers ski. In reality. They arne't coming out of nowhere, they are just in the middle of nowhere trying ot make it sound like they are better than they are...sad.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
Aug 5 2005 7:30PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
I'm 'newschool' and I like to 'hang' with the other 'dudes' at my local 'park'

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Aug 5 2005 7:43PM
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bermbuster49
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haha yeah, pizza french frys man. skiings about having a good......time, thats right.

but damn, shoot the person who wrote that.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 5 2005 7:45PM
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