A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
I have a friend who has been joking around saying shit like this forever, about how drinking made you smarter. he would say it just to piss people off. They, more than once, tried to argue with him, which was hilarious.
Sometime he would tell religious kids that he was neither pro-life nor pro-choice, but pro-death and than he feels we should be aborting babies all the time due to the problem of overpopulation. They never got the joke....
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that makes no sense at all.. what if you're constantly killing the 'slowest' buffalo before they have time to reproduce and age?? then sure, you have a 'fast' heard, but you have no herd... and the buffalo's that get stuck in the back of the herd and killed doesn't necessarily mean that they're the slowest seeing as they're only as fast as the buffalo in front of them..
alcoholics should worry about something else...
There is no such thing a a week brain cell or any substance "attacking brain cells". The overwhelming majority of brain damage is due to oxygen depravation this is what weed and booze do. So it kills brain cells not attacks the slower brain cells. lack of oxygen dosent know which brain cell is slower. They are all the same. Some areas of the brain however die quicker when oxygen is not present. These are whole areas though. Not true at all.
^what he said, he sounds like he knows what hes talking about. and what are you talking about with the buffalo stuff, if the herd cant go faster than the slowest buffalo then doestn that mean they will be all bunched together? why would the hunter only go for the weakest one if theres ton of buffalo that look exactly the same just standing around, the weakest buffalo gets left behind in a panic, the other buffalo dont give a shit.
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well the buffalo theory in itself works the brain cell one doesnt because the hunter is not a person it is animals like panthers cheetahs and shit like that always chase from the rear where the slowest buffalo are
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you just enlightened me....im gonna go shoot all the stupid kids in my class's so i can learn faster!!! they always slow the smart kids down cause they ask stupid questions. without them i can learn my shit then have a month of free time at the end of the school year!!!
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