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My conversation with a canadian
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This was at an 11 hour festival, where beer was avalible the whole time. This was between bands and they were blasting music, so it was hard to hear. I'm Charlotte, and the canadian is, you know.
Canadian: You’re a very pretty girl, did you know that?
Charlotte: Huh?
Canadian: Have you ever seen someone, and know that you’re gonna spend the rest of your life?
Charlotte: Umm, no I don’t think so.
Canadian: Are you gonna run?
Charlotte: Maybe
Canadian: What? I didn’t hear you.
Charlotte: Not now.
Canadian: Well I told my friend that, you see that girl right there, I’m gonna marry her and spend the rest of my life with her.
Charlotte: I’m flattered but…
Canadian: (talks for about 3 minuets, ½ English ½ French.) Do you understand?
Charlotte: I didn’t hear a word you said.
Canadian: I’m sorry, I can’t flirt in English.
Charlotte: How many beers have you had?
Canadian: 8 or 9 (plus the one in his hand) But that doesn’t matter
Charlotte: Sure it does.
Canadian: No, it doesn’t matter.
Charlotte: You could not realize a thing you’re saying.
Canadian: Naww.
Charlotte: How old are you?
Canadian: 19, why how old are you?
Charlotte: 13
Canadian: No. No, don’t tell me that, you’re not thirteen. Is she thirteen? (He asks a girl)
Girl: Um I don’t know
Charlotte: Here’s my ID.
Canadian: No, NO.
Charlotte: What time is it? I’ve gotta go.
The rest of the night he was looking for me.
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nice story hansel
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eww 13??
....that shit is GROSS!...
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Charlotte: How old are you?
Canadian: 19, why how old are you?
Charlotte: 13
HAHAHAHAHA......but kind of dirty at the same time
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hahaha, 8 or 9 beers and he starts sluring info french...
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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
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ya us canadians know how to treat a lady.....thats for dmn sure
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see you were talking to a French Canadian thats totally different from a Canadian. Now you know what the rest of Canada needs to put up with.
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ahahahaha.... you have to realize that 8-9 beers for us canadians is nothing.
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hahaha damn hosers.
because I like poop.
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bahhahaha thats awesome
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after you showed him that you are 13 and clearly don't have your license, you should have been like, "This isn't where i parked my car..." And just ran away.
jibba jabba
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hahaha are you really 13?
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hahaha
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RFCproductions
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I was at a concert not a party
I didn't even get carded
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everyone is amazed at us children, don't worry child. look away, in the vast. but vigorusly, in the bov, hope awaits...
because I like poop.
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hahaha dood what the fuck am I talking about??
because I like poop.
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hey fuck you guys she looked 19 ok and i didnt fucking know she was on NS lay off you woulda done the same under that many beers and my names Brian not "canadian"
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I don't know
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hahaha, its so true. French-Canadians are not like the rest of us.
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what 13 yr old has an ID??
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Holy shit. your not really the guy are you?
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no canadian jokes TAYLOR ur getting not as sharp
Thats why i bought a saturn.
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I guess u can call me Julian
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that wasnt me. it is some girl with my icon i have had for two years.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
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HAHAHA DAMN FUCKIN STRAIGHT
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SteezePatrol on a fellow NS Member's problem with his date not wanting spaghetti for dinner: "fuck that shit, if she wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti"
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julian was talking about the comment snowbunny made thinking it was me because of the icon but it wasnt me. so i was just pointing that out.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get
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^Okay
Damn I think it'd be sweet to know that guy when he's sober.
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Even then, you got dragged by an idiot french canadian one of a kind. Not all french canadian are like that.
Responsability,what's that?
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seeme ski i got you so bad hahaha haha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa okay im done
sorry i was just being stupid
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I don't know
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yeah I looked on your profile, it said you lived in NH
so I knew it wasn't you, I just failed to metion it
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what if i live in wherever that concert was in the summer ????
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I don't know
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the concert was in VERDUN
I sense no N or H in that name
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what if i had visited vurden and i wasnt from there but i was there
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I don't know
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Well what if, what if the guy that wanted to marry me was actually a girl, who went to all these soncerts and figuerd out ways to get kids to show ids that they're underage and could get beer and ciggs like buying candy, then she goes to her leader and reports it, then.......
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the dog that was sitting ON THE LOG pissed all over the cat who knowingly dodged the line of piss from the dog who then kicked him in the face so he couldnt see and then the cat who couldnt see clawed the dogs face and the dog couldnt see so they both went blind and became best friends
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i am a demublicandepentantomunist
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that was truley good, but the dog has to win somehow
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nah the moral of the story is...cocaine is a hell of a drug
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i am a demublicandepentantomunist
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yeah cats are little peices of shit
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I don't like cats
cocaine is hell of a drug, good way or bad?
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wat are you talking about? VERDUN has an N in it you foolish woman.
because I like poop.
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i like beer....not poop
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dont take my my bad thread quote
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when I flew to indiana by myself my mom made me get am id so the airplane knew who I was
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why come to indiana? there's nothin here
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^I was staying at my aunt and uncles house for a couple weeks
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^I was staying at my aunt and uncles house for a couple weeks
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