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pat-rickdaigle
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last night while cutting meat i sliced a nice little chunk of my thumb off, sucked ass..i hate those things they are so damn sharp and it's really easy to get your finger stuck in that shit.

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Aug 2 2005 12:57PM
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MitchPee
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i did that on a band saw cept with my index finger but i only needed a lot of stitches

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Aug 2 2005 12:58PM
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Delphi
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that fuckin sucks

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Aug 2 2005 1:02PM
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espen^R
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damn delphi u postaholic. stop posting dumb comments and say something with sense

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Aug 2 2005 1:13PM
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for sure

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Aug 2 2005 1:14PM
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Crow
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meat slicers, like the huge ones at subway?







Aug 2 2005 1:15PM
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VKarma185
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haha anybody see that seinfeld where kramer buys the meat slicer...i recommend you dl it, it's called The Slicer

Aug 2 2005 1:41PM
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bermbuster49
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i sliced the tip of my finger with siccors, i owuld hate to see me with a meat slicer.

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Aug 2 2005 1:50PM
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sKILOve07
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ouch

Aug 2 2005 2:08PM
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hucker22
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sick


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Aug 2 2005 2:16PM
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oh the irony

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Aug 2 2005 2:23PM
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skier4life159
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meat grinders are worse i know this person that got their hand stuck in one and they had to get their hand amputated

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Aug 2 2005 2:31PM
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Apple
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I use one to cut stuff all the time at my resturant... they are pretty hard to get your finger caught in, their design is pretty much foolproof.

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Aug 2 2005 2:34PM
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hahaha, that's the only reason I clicked on this thread.

Elaine has the next door neightbors that are on vacation, but they left the music on really loud. So she took a paper clip to shut off the power to their apartment, but it turned off the electric feeder for the cats, so they started meowing. Then, eleaine got the meat slicer so she could feed the cats. Then she and uses it to open letters and even out her high heels but she breaks it. The cats start meowing again so she listens to Ina godda vida(however it's spelled).

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Aug 2 2005 5:14PM
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albatross.
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i definitley spent 4 hours on one of those the other night.

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Aug 3 2005 3:06AM
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E-ZRider
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and ur post has a point he said it fuckin sucks that he cut his finger nothing wrong with that

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Aug 3 2005 3:07AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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maybe yours was more fool proof, but i'm the second kid in about 2 months to do this. t's not that bad, like i only lost a bit on the top corner of my thumb, still sucked though.

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Aug 3 2005 5:50AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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that blows man


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Aug 3 2005 9:26AM
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*Fujative*
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did it go in the meat you were slicing? did you eat it?


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Aug 3 2005 9:36AM
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cdnskigirl89
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eww thats gross and painful, i cut myself with a sharp knife while cutting a grapefruit, ouch that hurt like a bitch

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Aug 3 2005 9:43AM
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SkiingLlama
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I love meat slicers, you can cut anything with them. I guess i love them because i have never got sliced before.

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Aug 3 2005 10:09AM
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LT=God
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i have 2 fingers
Feb 5 2007 9:56AM
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Collgan
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one of the guys i play rugby with was working with a table saw and the table collapsed and he fell forward on it and sliced through 80% of his forearm. They sewed him all back up and he has a mssive scar now.
Feb 5 2007 10:58AM
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Capt.Flannel
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Yo if you ever get back on the saddle and cut meat again... I have this ham...
Feb 5 2007 11:22AM
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Collgan
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lmfao
Feb 5 2007 2:43PM
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ECfreeski3
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was it the kind of cut that is done by such a sharp blade that you didnt feel it at first?
Feb 5 2007 3:04PM
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spere
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post a pic yo
Feb 5 2007 4:38PM
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DDrem.
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i cut my pinky finger on my right hand 2.5 weeks ago and it took off all the fat/muscle on the top joint and was hanging by like 2 cm of skin. i got stictches and there was a good chance they were gonna have to graft skin from my hip. then it got infected and my whole hand swelled up and it hurt terrible. then when i got the stitches out last wednesday, the doctor sucked, snipped a peice of fat off on one side, popped the cut open on the other, and then fished around in an open wound for the last stitch. my hand was as bad as when it first happened. they couldnt stitch it again so they glued and taped it and if it doesnt heal in the next couple of days i have to have surgery. it hurts and now there is a huge piece of dead skin hanging and its all yellow and shitty.
Feb 5 2007 5:13PM
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anna*
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i peeled my thumb with a potato peeler when i was younger. took a chunk about the size of my little finger nail out of it. nice scar too.
Feb 5 2007 6:06PM
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~*LoLa*~
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hahaah yess you and all your hammm
Feb 5 2007 6:26PM
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killabees
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fuck yo couch nigga
Feb 5 2007 6:38PM
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derick
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ahha what a dumb ass
Feb 5 2007 7:01PM
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DDrem.
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Feb 5 2007 7:29PM
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tostein4
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ouch thats got to hurt
Feb 5 2007 8:15PM
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Collgan
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how did you cut it?
Feb 7 2007 8:15AM
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DDrem.
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i was holding my hockey stick, got hit, and pinched my finger between the boards and my stick.
i didnt know it happened at first, just that my hand was moist, so i looked down and FUCK, my glove was covered in blood and my finger hurt alot
Feb 7 2007 11:22AM
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