what?......you idiot, it's simply not possible to do a pornstar on skis, its not only impossilbe but would look gay as hell, mockios and souls look gay as hell but can be done: unless your riding 98's then any skate trick will look unbeliveably gay. and if you ride snowlerblades your gay anyways. so fuck that
i fruitboot, and it helps tons with skiing. no respect for skateboarding. it doesnt deserve half the respect it gets, seriously. i fucked around on my uncles skateboard for a day and i can ollie that shit like nothing. no props for street surfers, fag blading all the way.
ill be progressing while you guys are pumping your wood.
anyways, a porn star on skis would be hard. youd probably get tangled.
word to that, mountain bikin is the shit, wether ure bombin down a single track or jumpin a stair set its the ultimate rush, besides skiin
eat at least 4 bannanas a day to help with your gorrila steeze
Some of you kids are idots, dissing rollerblading. Skating is super sick. How can a big assed bio 540 reverse japan off ten steps not be like skiing. Sure, some grinds may be easy...on a curb. Try them super fast or on big rails, or gap to grinds. Ignorance abounds from some of you. The first people doing 'new school' were almost all influenced by rollerblading, Iberg and his Minnesota crew like Shane Nelson, Jon Robinson, John Schmidt, the whole Wisconsin crew doing their thing at the same time. JP was analyzing rollerblading tricks at the first High North with us, we were watching switch rodeo sevens from Jon Bergeron, thinking how cool it would be on skis. Don't be all hyped on dissing rollerblading 'cause some of your friends talk trash. To each their own, be unique. Who the fuck cares what Transworld Skaetboarding says. Shiat, I'm over it.
I am tempted to try one on the snowblades sitting in my garge
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A pornstar is a stupid trick that people started doing about 7 or 8 years ago. It's basically a straight air, with a minimal old school back scratcher, head tilted back and double "Michael Jackson Style" crotch grab. Another variation was one hand on your crotch like you are holding the back of someone's head, and the other hand behind your head like you are kicking back, enjoying it. It was truly something people would throw just to make other people crack up. I've seen 8 year old kids throw pornstars in mogul comps lately. Anyone who gets it laughs their ass off, and those that don't are just going WTF.
A laid out pornstar back flip would be sick though.
Huck off and fly!!!
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Thanks. The humor comes from the fact that the thread title seems to be asking if anybody has ever had sex with pornstar. I answered it literally when he was actually talking about a ski trick. I thought it was pretty good joke; I'm glad you concur.