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awsomecoolguy
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so i was kayaking down a river and i come up on like 20 chicks tubing down the river real good looking and they all start yelling at me " hey do you want some beer" so i paddle over and they just start throwing it at me i had at leased 35 beers in the bottom of my kayak so i start paddling away they yell out he dude how old r you i'm 15 there like o shit "hey kid if you get caught you didnt get it from us" it was sweet

Aug 1 2005 11:48AM
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jib-unit00
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great story hansel




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Aug 1 2005 11:51AM
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~Cork_1080~
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wow that certainly had no exageration to it

Aug 1 2005 12:07PM
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foodisfun
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"i had at leased 35 beers in the bottom of my kayak" yea but did you drink any?



gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight
Aug 1 2005 12:40PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
^no


Aug 1 2005 12:50PM
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Joe.
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Thanks Zolaf.

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Aug 1 2005 12:51PM
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mattster
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it would be a pretty bad idea to drink 35 beer or so and then go kyaking

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Aug 1 2005 1:59PM
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hucker22
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cool

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Aug 1 2005 2:00PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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umm u should have went back and cut their faces off with the shreds, even if they were hot, their bitches for throwing it at u

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Aug 1 2005 2:29PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
why didnt you drink any you crazy fuck....specially when its for free

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Aug 1 2005 3:33PM
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tBatt
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make them drink it and ram them


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Aug 1 2005 5:32PM
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awsomecoolguy
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ha thats funny shit

Aug 1 2005 9:34PM
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shea.
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funny

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

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Aug 1 2005 9:36PM
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skier4life159
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if they were hott y did u leave them???

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Aug 1 2005 11:39PM
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E-ZRider
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yeah no shit its hard enough

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Aug 2 2005 2:02AM
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Crow
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soo, what did you do with it?







Aug 2 2005 2:09AM
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awsomecoolguy
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an m 80 in a beer can is sweet ^

Aug 2 2005 12:26PM
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Delphi
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beer is kinda gross

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Aug 2 2005 12:27PM
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bhill2.0
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I thought it was till I realized its way cheaper



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Aug 2 2005 1:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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So they asked you if you wanted some beer, so you took the beer and left? Do you not want to have sex ever?




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Aug 2 2005 1:33PM
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Sharpy
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for a second i thought you were whitewater kayaking and I thought to myself, what would I do if i had 35 free beers in my boat and 5 sets of rapids to go....

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Aug 2 2005 1:35PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Thats the craziest stupid thing ever, so you took it and left.Then put an m80 which you do no have since they are illegal.So your a possible liar now . Whatever



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Aug 2 2005 1:35PM
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Crow
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people still sell m-80's....







Aug 2 2005 1:44PM
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Sashac
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hahaha word

Aug 2 2005 1:45PM
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awsomecoolguy
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m 80's are ileagle but you can still get them


Aug 2 2005 1:57PM
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sKILOve07
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wow that story sounds kinda fake

Aug 2 2005 2:04PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
they sell m-80 brand , you gotta go to mexico for that shit.

its like an m98 but its called m-80 very gay I know



SKI.
Aug 2 2005 2:12PM
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awsomecoolguy
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no you dont you just have to order it over the mail

Aug 2 2005 2:21PM
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foodisfun
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you can't order explosives through the mail, unless i'm like wayyyy behind or something



gotta find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternooon delight
Aug 2 2005 2:27PM
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Stryken
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what he MENT was, that the 20 hot girls = 4 average girls, 35 beers = 8 beers, and he didn't drink them at all, even when done kayaking, because he is a loser. cheers.

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Aug 2 2005 2:41PM
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assassin167
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i dont no how to quote but i bought 7 kinda like m80s but there way bigger but no 1/2 sticks but bigger than a 1/4 stick

Aug 2 2005 2:45PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
i cant believe you didnt stay and get wasted with them

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Aug 2 2005 2:50PM
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awsomecoolguy
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ha^


Aug 2 2005 8:18PM
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ryan.c
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kinda fake...deffinately isnt true

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Aug 2 2005 8:39PM
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Bangor
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This one's obviously not the brightest cock in the barnyard.

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Aug 2 2005 9:21PM
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scofield
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this one time i sucked 59 playboy bunnie's tits and beer came out.. true story

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Aug 2 2005 10:53PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
no way bonnie

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Aug 2 2005 10:54PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
ehhhh doghouse u wanna deal with this?

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Aug 3 2005 12:48AM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
so wait hey wait... so i was kyaking down the grand canyon and niagra, same day same day. and then this huge boat, like cruise ship thing came up, like naked chicks EVERYWHERE. Then like they were like 'hey touch our titties' so i did, it was AWESOME, you have no idea, so anyway all of a sudden, the river turned to beer, and i go like the drunkest ever, anyones ever gotten, like at least ten.. hundred.. beers or wahtever, wine coolers. yeah wine coolers.


it pretty cool, bet you wish you were there




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Aug 3 2005 12:53AM
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murphski
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

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Aug 3 2005 1:46AM
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bsmith01
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yeah but it would be fun

Aug 3 2005 1:54AM
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Dan.
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oh, i wish i was there. the river of beer. and cruise ship full of nudity. and wine coolers. life doesnt get much better.

Aug 3 2005 1:55AM
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djikstra
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hey what kind of beer was it, You ever tryed black berry wheat brewed in vermont, its the fucking shit, it cant be touched

L.J. rest in peace
Aug 3 2005 2:11AM
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Newskoolkavana
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thankyou

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Aug 3 2005 2:31PM
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Ruski
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ive tried apricot before it was alright, im more of a vodka and wine gal (not together of course)

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Aug 3 2005 3:07PM
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ieat8===D
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doghouse's story was true... yours wasnt

Aug 3 2005 4:36PM
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Kornn101
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mother fuckers keep killing that quote.

Cool Story Hansel.
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god damn it

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Aug 3 2005 7:20PM
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