so i had a shitty night. a ver shitty night. i lost a shit load of money in poker. watched my ex-girlfriend fuck around with every guy in town. and i havent eaten yet. so i come home and he's the only one up. heres what he did for me:
my bro: whats wrong with you?
me: shitty night
my bro: what happened?
bro: i got a sloution....
pours me a jack and coke and says
"dont worry about it, you'll bounce back from poker, bitches are bitches, and go eat something. drink up. good night
My friend just told me this is what big brothers are for. so in short, i love my brother
i once knew a bitch named eric wright
we used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
tighter than the motha fuckin gangsta beats
and we were ballin on the motha fuckin compton streets.
no really. we were. i remember
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.