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Skiing equation and why you f^#ks are so stupid

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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
heres the deal...im noticing soooooooo many people, like 90% of this board, seems to think the skiing equation is something like this:

0% Rider + 25% equipment + 25%bling + 50% jacket = good skier

and for all of you (i dont want to put a list out, but basically any of you east coast kids and all the ones out west who are too pussy to ride big mountains) who think that, let me fill you in on something. it doesnt matter what jacket your wearing or what bling you have on on whether or not you have the BRAND NEWEST skis or the fact that youre EXTREME cuz you drink ROCKSTAR....heres what you fuckin kids need to realize. this is the proper equation for skiing:

98% Rider + 2% Equpment + ZERO PERCENT JACKET


now fuck off, eh

Jul 31 2005 10:35AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
yup 'newschool' is full of posers.

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
Jul 31 2005 8:23PM
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AKFREERIDE
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 11
sure is

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Jul 31 2005 8:24PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i ride for bling skis



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Jul 31 2005 8:27PM
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klimp
Posts: 933 - Karma: 18
get a hobby

Jul 31 2005 8:53PM
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Mskier91
Posts: 350 - Karma: 11
i don't think that that is what he is saying

Jul 31 2005 9:32PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Quit dissin on the east you shit rim. The people over there aren't afraid to ski big mountain, it's just that they don't have any big mountain because they suck.

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Jul 31 2005 9:33PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
hahahaha....not actually we dont have any big mountani period...didnt anyone pay attention in geography grade 9?

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Jul 31 2005 9:41PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
Holy Shit man, I'm an East Coast kid a'ight. And I've been skiing crappy Rossignols for two years, with all pretty old clothes. Freckin, now that I'm a decent skier, I want decent skis. And hell while I'm at it, why not buy myself some new snowpants while I'm at it cause I'm not a fucking ski bum like you, I have a job to get these things. Shut up about shit you don't know.

Jul 31 2005 9:49PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
this dudes just frustrated after failing to land a double daffy over the winter

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Jul 31 2005 10:08PM
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Benbig97
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
Yea here in Chicago I see alot of poser with brand new stuff and too much bitchy attitude. And no I'm not a hipocrite for example I got my goggles on sale for 5 bucks at a clearence sale (Sportmart), my snowpants cost 10 bucks from a garage sale, my poles are from the thrift store which cost 2 dollars and my coat was a hand me down. On top of that I spend three yrs saving up to get some twins while supporting my skiing habit ie buying lift tickets. My parents only dish out money for education...

Main point behind this is that I see many arrogant kids with money that brag about their brand new equipment and 05 clothing yet can't even straight air a 30 footer. Then when they see what I'm wearing they stare and start talking about it on the lift. They eventually shut up when I try 540's and eventually land it after 3 or 4 tries...

Jul 31 2005 10:11PM
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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
and see? 95% of you misconstrued my words. i made it clear that i was not addressing everyone on newschoolers and, to quote, i believe my words were "its a geographical inconvenience, but a lot of these kids live on the east coast". by saying that, im saying thats where most of the kids i have beef with live, and every one of you took it like i was ripping on the east coast. so go ahead and bitch, when one of you actually comes back with a logical argument and not a total dismemberment of my words, then we can talk

Jul 31 2005 10:18PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
this kids starting to get old

-Bradley V.G
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if your going to bang twins, cover your head!

If your on your knees...rep the steeze!

ENORM Condoms. The new hot core company.

Jul 31 2005 10:20PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
i just dont see how you can say that with you being in crested butte, have you ever even been to the east coast??

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Jul 31 2005 10:24PM
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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
oh yeah. skied at sugarloaf, among others, which is nice. but again, this is exactly what im talking about. its not the east coast i have shit with. its the image driven kids, and while they do exist at other resorts, even in the west (breckenridge is a great example) but most of them are on the east coast.

Jul 31 2005 10:29PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
welcome to the real world buddy, I find it hard to think of any sport that doesnt have these kids who buy all the expensive gear and have no skill to match it. I hope you never play paintball because that is an industry that thrives on posers


-Bradley V.G
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if your going to bang twins, cover your head!

If your on your knees...rep the steeze!

ENORM Condoms. The new hot core company.

Jul 31 2005 10:32PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
yeah its all about the white tee's man, rag on the right thing ...nobody wears jackets anymore.

oh and to top that shit off, an elephant ran over my dad that was awkward-bhill
Jul 31 2005 10:33PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
i hate park cause i suck at it but i dont suck in the bc... and i dont say big mountain cause maybe ten people on this site have ridden real big mountain... but i like bc. oh and i also like my woodprint jacket. im pretty sure it makes me a better skier because trees get out of my way because i look like lumber.

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Jul 31 2005 10:46PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
word it costs like 2gs a day to ski real big mountain

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Jul 31 2005 10:52PM
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t_walker
Posts: 934 - Karma: 37
yeti you said if we dont like our hill then do something about it, what if we cant afford it, what if we are only 17 and live with parents who dont ski, you think theyd move out west just because i want to ski? get realistic man, we gotta make do with what we got, seriously who cares what other people wear, who cares if they are posers they still look good in pictures right? isnt that what you want? for skiing to look good? fuck that ski for yourself and stop worrying about other people

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Jul 31 2005 11:03PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
fuck you yeti i lapthe park because i am bored with the east...i ski powder days which equates to about 7-8 a season. otyher then that i am not challenged by the easts terrain...the park is where i get intimidated and can push myself to be scared...maybe when i go out west ill feel that way at the top of a bowl but until then im gonna buy new park skis because i trash them every two years..I NEED NEW SKIS EVERY TWO YEARS..and i work and pay for all my shit...just cause some people are posers doesnt warrent you to get pissed...YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH SKIING..SKIING HAS NEVER MADE ME ANGRY UNTILL I LEARNED THAT YOU SKI AND IM ASSOCIATED WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

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Jul 31 2005 11:26PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
hmmm ok, im currently riding with pants donated from my mom ( yeah im that poor ) that are from 1976... sure they keep me warm but they look pretty ridicoulous, so ive been working this summer and have money, and your telling me not to get new, comfy, nice looking ski pants ? i dont get it...

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Jul 31 2005 11:38PM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
yetigonecrazy has some very descent points that i agree with i'm looked down upon cuz i wear a north face jacket and have 1080's its so freakin gay + i suck at park but they can't ski outside the park and as for the east coast they ski what they can and they get damn good at it to i give them props for skiing every day and going big and skiing for fun i have seen like 30 kids in the park who only ski cuz its the "cool" thing to do and they have nicer gear then every one and can't do any tricks or ski outside the park and they're like tanner has it then it i will have it and i will be like god and those are the kids who kill me 90% of this site aren't like that its less then that


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Jul 31 2005 11:49PM
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zeppelinbro
Posts: 499 - Karma: 8
man poser is a term thats thrown around way too much, anyone whose skiing and havin a great time, wether theyr ridin all new shit, old shit, they suck, they can throw a switch 7, or if theyr just out there too look cool, if theyr havin a good time let em have a fuckin good time man. everyone is way too competitive, skiings sposed to just be fun, you shouldnt have to have all new and nice gear and be throwin the sickest tricks to be considered a "real" skier



hold up bagwell just took a massive shit in the hall


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Aug 1 2005 12:04AM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
skiings been corrupted, there are no longer real "core" companies really and things are just gay. everyone badass is gone or old.

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your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
Aug 1 2005 12:11AM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
yeah everyone should quit skiing is played out man

You can't hug with nuclear arms
Aug 1 2005 12:14AM
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D.Willy
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 15
your an idiot, absoulute fucking idiot

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Aug 1 2005 12:16AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
You still havent addressed me u big fuckin pussy!

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Aug 1 2005 12:26AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I thought it was 98% tight pants and 2% skiing ability



that's why I thought I was in the top 98% of skiers round the world

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Sheldon

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Aug 1 2005 12:32AM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
If it was 0% Jacket youw ouldn't have to wear one. Have fun skiing naked at brek at christmas, casue that be cold as fuck.

There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid
Aug 1 2005 1:19AM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
why put skiing in an equasion in the first place







Aug 1 2005 1:28AM
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mdvorak
Posts: 658 - Karma: 85
2% rider + 3% Jacket+ 10% skis+ 85% pants= good skier.



You probly have pencil steeze you fuckin homo.

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Aug 1 2005 2:02AM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
%99 socks + %1 hanes = elbow deep


knee deep + waist deep = tubgirl







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Aug 1 2005 2:12AM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
ha ha so true

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Aug 1 2005 2:13AM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
word

I Love Head

Aug 1 2005 2:44AM
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nicke_1080
Posts: 134 - Karma: 12
^^i agree
but dont care it looks funny when they all are posing there with theyr brand new stuff(still i like new stuff too) and they can hit a 360grab from the smaller jump, I laugh..then ski away and hit a huge sw cork 7 fom the big jump

Don`t read the news, make `em
Aug 1 2005 3:03AM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
hahahhahah

Aug 1 2005 3:06AM
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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
mattster, im not telling you to not get new gear. in a situation like that, i would say go buy new gear. im just saying you dont need to blow the money buying this years gear.....just to throw it all away and buy next years when it comes out. and logchucker, youre a fuckin idiot...my equation "0% pants" doesnt mean im telling you to ski without pants, it means im telling you pants dont do anything to "steeze". thats what im talking about with you guys totally screwing up what im talking about.

and i give up. i made some good points, hoping for a good argument, but even after i told you like seven times that you were doing it, you all still misjudged my words and made some awful (and really shitty) comebakcs that didnt pretain to the point. only one of you did, a "sherLOCKE", whom i will be addressing this afternoon after work. but to everyone elsy misses my point....just stop trying because you all are just digging yourselves a hole.

Aug 1 2005 8:37AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ word....jacket has alot to do with it actually. temperature wise. if your sweating your balls off then you get angry and cant ski. if your freezing cold thenyour body doesnt work well and your all scrunched up trying to stay warm. or your fingers are so cold that you have to ball them up while tucking straight to the bottom of the hill. but anyway a cool jacket wont make you better. a jacket thats comfortable for your climate will help like 5%. if your at a competition and freezing to death you obviously wont do as good as if you were normal.


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Aug 1 2005 8:59AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
I believe though, you directly said in you first post

(i dont want to put a list out, but basically any of you east coast kids and all the ones out west who are too pussy to ride big mountains)

So yea, use better wording next time if you don't want people like me getting pissed off because you don't know anything.

Aug 1 2005 10:39AM
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willbrown
Posts: 367 - Karma: 40
this is the most pointless and fucked up thread I have ever seen. you are bitching about kids who care what they look like and that might not ski too well. what's the point of bitching about it and saying that here on the east coast there are posers at every mountain. that's true but I can image that there are equally as many out west and theres nothign you can do about it. every sport will have posers, they put money into the sport and make it so that the sport will continue to exist and have competitions and shit. so seriously just stop talking

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Aug 1 2005 10:55AM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
thats pretty gay u say all u east coast kids cuz ive skid all the mountains in vermont exception to sugarbush and jay peak and ive maybe seen 1 kid all decked out and he could out ski u ne day.. most of the kids have holes in their ski pants and gloves and they could still prolly outski ur ass. so stop labeling "you east coasters" dude its so fucking gay.

Aug 1 2005 12:28PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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well yeah it is...but these fuckers always try to make it seem like everyone cares so much about their shit. i like to look good/cool on the hill, but its not gunna stop me from fucking skiing. and besides, some of the raddest guys on the hill have old shit. stop trying to make us more superficial than we are

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Aug 1 2005 12:33PM
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skoganskier101
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I live in the east and i ski in north carolina.I have been skiing for like 9 yrs and never went into a park because the best area in nc doesnt allow skiers in their park.i ski in utah once every couple of years and i love big mtn.after all u ski is boilerplate in nc on slopes that are about 38 degrees(yes there are blacks in nc) and get good at it,u can ride the gnarliest terrain in th west and kill it. and i cant ride in the woods because there is usually snow on the ground in nc but not enough to ski on. if i had the choice on what i was skiing every run would be powder and cliff drops and steeps,but all i get is a very small choice of short ,icy slopes. im just glad some are steep. so dont bash the kids in the east who are making the best of what they have and what they have is nice parks. if we had the choiuce to ski pow and big mtn and pow we would,but that is not really an option for most of us

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.

Aug 1 2005 12:45PM
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assassin167
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^^ you put that perfectly

Aug 1 2005 12:52PM
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freeskisquaw
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"after all u ski is boilerplate in nc on slopes that are about 38 degrees(yes there are blacks in nc) and get good at it,u can ride the gnarliest terrain in th west and kill it."


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. That is great dude. I doubt that you can "ride the gnarliest terrain in the west and kill it." You would probably shit your pants and then kill yourself before you "kill it." So shut the fuck up about your NC BOILERPLATE and don't insult us real skiers by saying that you can "ride the gnarliest terrain in the west and kill it" because you definitely cannot. Idiot.


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Scratch174, thank you.
Aug 1 2005 1:08PM
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assassin167
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^^^ buddy i hope u know most people say its harder to ski east than it is west because even though are shit isnt all super steep with 5 feet of powder we have a shit load of ice. Just cuz ur a sick skier out west doesnt mean the same in the east but if u can ski steeps in the east u can do it out west. This ha been proven and i got it from SKIING magazine.

Aug 1 2005 1:24PM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
No. Nothing in the east compares to some of the stuff out west. That's bullshit. Go buy a copy of Squallywood and look at some of the lines rated 8 and above and then go kill yourself. I doubt that anything in the east is harder to ski than Eagle's Nest or the Fingers.


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Aug 1 2005 1:27PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
nude skiers rule

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Aug 1 2005 1:31PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
your right, i cant ski the gnarliest terrain in the west, sorry that was gay. but i was trying to say after skiing on ice on pretty steep crapped up runs in the east it is veruy easy to ski steep slopes in the west that are covered with perfect powder.

if we had more people like ATLANTASKI the world would be a better place.

Aug 1 2005 1:33PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
i wasnt saying all the east is harder than all the west u just cant compare them because their totally diffrent. in the east there is sooooo much more ice.. and out west u barely get any. and last time i checked skiing ice is harder than skiing on nice fluffy snow

Aug 1 2005 1:33PM
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