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Fun on the golf course

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Alpine3
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haha has anyone ever gone golfing and gotton carts and just completely fucked around on them? haha 3 friends and i did that today and got bitched at haha pulling fishtails and shit haha great times.....great times

Jul 27 2005 4:26PM
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WOW, you did a fishtail!

Jul 27 2005 4:30PM
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lineskier610
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You bunch of rascals.




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Jul 27 2005 4:42PM
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hucker22
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hehe

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Jul 27 2005 4:59PM
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iLLbiLLy
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haha yea we do that all the time.. just get a bunch of cigars and a few beers go out to this shitty par 3 course. the guy gets us on free and gives us free carts cuz he works at my friends rental shop

Jul 27 2005 5:14PM
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skibum®
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it definitely is a good time

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Jul 27 2005 5:35PM
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FRZGene
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lololol omg rofl that is funny. haha. haha. that is nuts! i totally want to try that

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Jul 27 2005 5:37PM
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hugeairkid
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You have to learn how to take the Govener off...so that the carts can go sooo fast!...We wrecked a cart doin that.

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Jul 27 2005 5:44PM
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Fr2Planker
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yeah if its an electric cart you gottta put em in neutral on hills.....we got a fucking cart stuck in a sandtrap doing that though

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Jul 27 2005 5:57PM
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Soups
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Golf Carts are Secret Code for "Drive us into the pond". Take em off road, theyre so much fun


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Jul 27 2005 5:58PM
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(Jonesy)
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what you have to do, is play 9 or 18 holes, and drink a beer a hole. last time i did that, i blacked out and woke up on my floor at midnight with all of my clothes on. good times.

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Jul 27 2005 6:00PM
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Ericpbp
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lol

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Jul 27 2005 6:45PM
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bermbuster49
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word, the older ones are easier cas the govener is just the spring, some of the newer ones are a little more tech, but still not hard to figure out.

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 27 2005 6:52PM
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Alpine3
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how do u do that? if it is a gas cart.. cause the ones i was on don't go too fast... how to u change the governer?


Jul 27 2005 6:53PM
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bermbuster49
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open the engine compartment and look for the spring holding like a pin type thing, and just rip that shit out. (not the whole thing) but it kindof varies from different carts i think


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 27 2005 7:15PM
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bhill2.0
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Thiers this rich ass club like 80,000 a year, my friends milf belongs and thats all we do. Its so fun just cutting over the course and going offroad.



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Jul 27 2005 7:23PM
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n.i.c.k.
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me and a friend flipped one over when i was driving

Now please excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.
Jul 27 2005 7:23PM
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4frntSkier
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your par 3 has golfcarts
lucky

Jul 27 2005 7:26PM
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bhill2.0
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ahha shit , i made one roll down a hill onto one of those parking stoppers, was a bitch to get it off. I also went through the smallest space and almost nailed two cars

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I went through the E spot, so intense, then after that i had to go in and watch it in the camera, funny,but got me a 2 month suspension.



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Jul 27 2005 7:27PM
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eastAR5
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I did a Cab 180 in northcarolina once. there was this little bump and i was riding switch towards it mad fast (carts seem to go faster backwards) and then i just hit the wheel hard and i aired and idid a 180

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Jul 27 2005 7:28PM
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bhill2.0
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damn , never thought of spinning carts



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Jul 27 2005 7:29PM
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Fr2Planker
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haha yeah the beer a hole thing works, i got pretty fucked up doing that....but you gotta have a stogey to go with it

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Jul 27 2005 7:37PM
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jsg
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put a gold tee in the govner it works


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Jul 27 2005 7:38PM
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bermbuster49
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thats only if the govenor is electric, if its spring you just gotta rip it out.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 27 2005 8:01PM
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n.i.c.k.
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haha we did that to a cart, and get that same one every time

Now please excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.
Jul 27 2005 8:19PM
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Jaskittin
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haha, rookies. I work at a golf course. Half of my job is me and my friend driving around in carts, looking for wallets, or stray dogs, or delivering shit, and we have the powerslide 360 down to an art. Its sweet because most of the members are chill, and just laugh when we hit shit. Some of em offer us bears and cigars even. Its a pretty sick job.




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Jul 28 2005 12:03AM
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iLLbiLLy
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4frntSkier- i livin in NC theres fucken golf carts on the god damn street, soo yea the par threes have them

my dads a member at a fair pretegious golf course, if i fucked around over there id have 10 old people beatin with the golf clubs before i knew what was happining


Jul 28 2005 12:55AM
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gaudette
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once you get to rolling them over...then it gets exciting

Aug 11 2005 8:49PM
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lanks
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and then theres hacking up greens at night, you know, really concentrating on totally butchering the green surrounding the cup with a 9 iron. that greenskeeper must have really had a bad morning afterwards. i sorta felt bad. but still.


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Aug 11 2005 8:54PM
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cjgncjgn
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at my job durin events i get to drive em down closed roads... fuckin sweet thru parks backalleys spinnin em waitin for the guy hangin of the side to let his guard down and slam on the breaks


oh it was great fun!

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Aug 11 2005 8:57PM
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lamp
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i love golf carts

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Aug 11 2005 8:57PM
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Alpine3
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the dopest thing on a golf cart was doing a full 180 on a down slope of a hill then switching really fast while i was still in motion to reverse and hit teh breaks again and came back around the other 180 so it was kinda like a 3 just a lil more complicated...

Aug 11 2005 8:57PM
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Jake...
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who doesnt do that


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Aug 11 2005 8:58PM
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marsland
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what course, was it near sunset beach because i have played most of those courses

Aug 11 2005 8:59PM
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lamp
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so much fun

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Aug 11 2005 8:59PM
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sneather
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i want to try that but i couldnt figure out how to get rid of the governor so i couldnt

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Aug 11 2005 9:00PM
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Jwenz
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I do that shit in my grandpas gofl cart he has one so i go full throttle and hit the e brake at the end of a hill with sand at the bottom and then hit it and i slide like a bastared

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Aug 11 2005 10:03PM
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cdnskigirl89
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my friend and I were biking past this golf course and we yelled FOUR and these people were so friggin angry lol it was too funny

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Aug 11 2005 10:20PM
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bermbuster49
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half cab

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 11 2005 10:28PM
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awsomecoolguy
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like there is this bridge at a golf coarse but my house and it like goes up then down so we were like jumping th golf cart then we broke the axil in it

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Aug 12 2005 12:06AM
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3ski6guy0
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you should break the speed limit on the golf course too. show them you mean business

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Aug 12 2005 12:17AM
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TheClap.
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being a golfer i hate it when the greens are hacked up. i can deal with messed up fairways but stay away from the damn greens.

Aug 12 2005 12:27AM
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Schmitz
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find some liberty caps




just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

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Aug 12 2005 1:29AM
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Schnoodle.
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i did that at a golf course on holidays once... it had rained heaps so the ground was soft and we took them for a ride... nothing got in our way.. it was loads of fun

Aug 12 2005 7:06AM
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andrewg
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hell ya dude... me and three friends got kicked off a golfcourse for doing shit like that. if the grass is hella wet u can do 360's in them...hella dope. and it looks funny as hell.

Aug 12 2005 10:45AM
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andrewg
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ohhhh shitttt your badass now. thats fucking dumb.

Aug 12 2005 11:22AM
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triebby
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i accidentally drifted in one once. i was at this golf camp and we were out playin early in the morning so it was dewy and the instructor told me to pull the cart forward. so got in and little did i know he parked it with the wheel turned hard to the left. so i gassed it and when we started to take a hard left i over corrected to the right and did like a 270. then i see our teacher staring at me and shaking his head.

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Aug 12 2005 12:54PM
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sKILOve07
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my cousin lives right next to a golf course and he blows a bull horn just as they are hittin the ball so they mess up...


so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

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Aug 12 2005 1:10PM
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lagwagon
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^^^^ your "hella" Cool! shut the fuck up.

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Aug 13 2005 2:57AM
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WIfreeskier
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we've rolled 2 carts now, my best friend broke his arm the second time so now we're banned from that course, but yeah fucking around on golf carts brings good times... At a nearby golf course called "Bay Ridge" there are huge stones sitting out in front of the highway with a letter on each to spell 'bay ridge' so we got about 10 wasted people together one night a couple months ago and rearranged them to say "gay bride". they stayed like that for 2 weeks because no one could move them back, man that was a good time

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Aug 13 2005 10:00AM
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freshpowder41
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it was all rainy out one day and me and my freind took a cart out. it was so much fun cause it was way slick.

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Aug 13 2005 12:29PM
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