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Someone Loves Me
Jul 23 2005
Quote Reply matt, all you need is me. just carry me on your back when you go into the back country. if you get caught in a slide i will wrap around your head to create an airpocket. you can also suck the air out of my lungs if you run out of fresh air. I can dig you out when you get buried ( i was one of the best diggers in my sandbox when i was little!). If you get hurt and can't walk I can carry you out. If we both can't walk I can act as a safety blanket. We can both get naked and cuddle to preserve body heat. You don't even need a beacon because I can yell really loud.
I GOT A NEW ACL!!!
I LIKE K2
can any one say "what the wtf mate?"
P m P 2oo5
thats interesting....and retarded
Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?
ooh I like the cuddling idea in there!
because I like poop.
'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'
lol ahahahah thats awesome
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
.....good luck with that
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
ahahah that was amazing
member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182
i'm so confused...
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
dude thats gay shut up
I Love Head
hahahah, its just 'wtf mate', what you just said was 'what the what the fuck mate'
that's just how generous brian is.
The internet is for slandering others anonymously.
thats just how weird he is
Ski while you can
Also, what did you have for breakfast?
shut up you stupid insecure homophobe.
anyway haha that was great, especially the part abotu how he can yell really loud
" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
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