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Tiger vs. Lance, WTF!!

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Ski-hobo
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/tim_layden/07/22/lance.tiger/index.html

Ok, so Tiger walks around a fucking golf coarse in fucking Khakis and sports illistarted dares to put him in the same category as a man who rides 2,000+ miles on a bike for nearly every day?? Pure bullshit.





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Jul 23 2005 3:42AM
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FRZGene
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Since peddling a bike isn't doing the same thing over and over again.

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Jul 24 2005 6:05AM
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nicke_1080
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lance got his whole cycling crew with him when he rides, like 6-8 peolple, they do the toughest work for him, like bike first and brake the wind and push the crew to go faster...they usually dont make it to the finish but they have helped lance a lot, like if lances bike got problems they give their own bike to him and take the shitty bike and concede the race. u shoud give them some credit also.

lance= physically super fit
Tiger= Incredible Mental control
prolly half of u guys dont know how much it takes to play golf at the top

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Jul 24 2005 9:28AM
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pmills
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what i do respect about lance, is that when he wins he won't even touch the purse, he gives it all to his team to split up. (although he will make it back when he gets the wheeties box ect)

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Jul 24 2005 11:28AM
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Ski-hobo
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1golf major does NOT equal a tour de france win. NOt by any means.





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Jul 24 2005 2:17PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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amen

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Jul 24 2005 2:46PM
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bermbuster49
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right on, thats really cool for him to do that.

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Jul 24 2005 3:07PM
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mommy
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golf takes more skill.

cycling takes more strengh.

lance is gay because he had cancer. a fag, obviously.

tiger is chill because hes black. aight?

Jul 24 2005 3:15PM
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jibster270
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I don't understand how you guys can say Tiger. Your argument is that TIGER, has to have complete mental control, and needs to concentrate very hard. That's all good and whatnot, but I do believe Lance goes through the same thing. He's biking more miles than you've ever walked in your life. He's dealing with pain, and pressure from most of the world. His media coverage can easy tripple the amount that Tiger gets. So, on top of cycling these insane distances, up hills and all over, he needs to be just as focused as Tiger, if not more. I'm pretty sure he's not thinking about what to cook for dinner, or what he should wear tomorrow while he's riding.


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Jul 24 2005 8:23PM
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Schoening
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although golf is actually really really hard to be very good, nothing can compare to how athletic lance is

Jul 24 2005 8:25PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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^^correct

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Jul 24 2005 8:35PM
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klimp
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you guys have it all wrong, it has nothing to do with athletic accomplishments, its all about using ur fame to get hot girls, and tigers girl is hotter than laces, so he wins

Jul 24 2005 9:15PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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wow that was sutch an imense demonstration of ignorance u must be american

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Jul 24 2005 9:32PM
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Literature
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No contest. Lance wins.

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Jul 24 2005 9:45PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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yup, deffinatly

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Jul 24 2005 9:54PM
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GOLF IS NOT A SPORT GET OVER IT!

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Jul 24 2005 10:52PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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aww, a sign of intelegence

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Jul 24 2005 10:55PM
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jibster270
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^Haha, I don't think you can go that far. The people of NS have a tendancy to over-exaggerate and take things too far.

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Jul 24 2005 10:56PM
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Ski-hobo
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golf is a game, Tiger is a gamer, seriously, people that play COUNTER STRIKE have higher heart rates than Tiger Woods does, serisously, how can gold be a sport when some yuppie fucks can hash out a buisness deal over 18 holes.
Tiger Woods is great at it, but its just not the same.





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Jul 24 2005 11:49PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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tiger woods isnt the best golfer ever either

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Jul 24 2005 11:54PM
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shea.
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first ^ no jack nicholas (spelling sucks) is but he won 18 or sumtin majors by the time he was 40 sumtin and had 10 when he was 34, tiger has 10 at 30, so he will be when his career is over.

i quote jibster270 "His media coverage can easy tripple the amount that Tiger gets" no fucking way

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Jul 25 2005 1:10AM
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freeskier44651
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If you think golf is as simple as hitting a ball around you are mistaken. It is a very hard sport that takes skill and concentration and if you actually know how hard the sport is you would appreciate Tiger's level of skill and the things he does. But its to hard to compare to totaly different sports.


Jul 25 2005 10:30AM
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Badfish2
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Tigers completely and utterly dominanates in the sport and has done so for a number of years - in every aspect of the game. Forget about the cancer - Tom Green battled through the same type of it too... Lance Armstrong has dominated one race in the cycling world (albiet a 5,000K race) for the past 7 years. i don't think they're a fair comparison as in to compare golf to cycling - it's not going to happen. But, their impact on each sport I believe can be measured - and Tiger win's in that respect.
Tiger's still doing it and will continue to do it, and other players at that level will always be looking over their shoulders to see what he's doing.

Jul 25 2005 11:29AM
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klimp
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golf takes a lifetime to master. you can play for 50 years and still be bad, it takes ridiculous discipline and stuff.

Jul 26 2005 2:57PM
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Kornn101
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my 2 cents:
cycling: get in great shape, pedal alot, and hopefully be the best
golf: get in decent shape, hit ALOT, and still you won't be shit.

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Jul 26 2005 3:17PM
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Aasert
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The best counter-strike player in the world is the best athlete out there! it takes so much time to hit peoples head all the time.


djisus, its so dumb to compare lance and tiger. .

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Jul 26 2005 3:31PM
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Timmy_G
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If you ask me Lance Armstrong is so lazy riding his bike like that. I mean, look at Tiger, who is obviously the real man riding in his golf cart straining to push the pedal down.... faster... go.... go..... go golf cart go

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Jul 26 2005 4:33PM
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THEYCALLME
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to compare them is impossible.
but i have tons more respect for lance beacuase i used to cycle and i would train forever and go ride a century(100 mile race) and be super stoked to do it in like 8 1/2 hours. and that took the life out of me for like two days. so in my opinion lance is the king of all.

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Jul 26 2005 4:46PM
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johnnypsunami
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whoever started this thread has obviously not payed golf. they are both incredible athletes and ive biked and golfed enough to know that sport illustrated was correct to put them in the same category, they unlike you have some knowledge of sports.

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Jul 26 2005 7:01PM
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You see, you just proved you have ABSOLUTELY no idea what you're talking about.


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Jul 26 2005 7:27PM
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grubix2
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They should have a major competion between them. A bunch of events such as cycling and golfing... then the final event would be steel cage wrestling match to the death. Based on my experiences with black people, tiger would most like "stomp that mutha fucka out". Now that would be the real way to find out the better athlete.

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Jul 26 2005 7:37PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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lance actually plays golf alot

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Jul 26 2005 8:10PM
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Apple
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where was rugby on that list? I personaly think that its alot harder to play rugby than it is to play soccer...



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