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If World War 2 was fought online...

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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*


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Jul 21 2005 10:40PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
LOL

For with the sign of the pentagram
Hellfire rage is for us to come
As we shall wander the pit

Unhallowed by the infernal one
We are forever captured
By the embrace of death

Jul 21 2005 10:42PM
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twix_182
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sick, haha

Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Jul 21 2005 10:47PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
it was funny to hear the kids getting screwed, like that one dude that asked what nukes were and then was like oh shit oh shit!!! but there was wayyyy to much nerd talk in there, ROFLMFAO < thats got to be the gayest thing ever, just say haha you tools.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 21 2005 10:50PM
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~Cork_1080~
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awsome!

Jul 21 2005 10:51PM
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E-ZRider
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that was 2 big for me

I Love Head

Jul 21 2005 10:52PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
yea your mom said the same thing last night

Member # 1161
Jul 21 2005 10:53PM
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GingerKid08
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HAHAHA I loved how hitler killed himself. Is that based of off starcraft?

Jul 21 2005 11:05PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
oh man that was so good, thanks man

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it has nothing to do with skiing

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Jul 21 2005 11:10PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
...it's based off of world war 2...idiot

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 21 2005 11:11PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
best read all night. awsome

RIP
FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling
And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A
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Jul 21 2005 11:13PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
Oh wow... Golden Wheelchair, where are you? Oh, and that was funny as hell.

Jul 21 2005 11:17PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
lol, that was actualyl funny.

-Michael Lifshitz-dfpJibberishradical
Jul 21 2005 11:20PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
It's missing Canada, somebody better be Mackenzie

Adrian

Jibwest

Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
Jul 22 2005 12:00AM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
that was really good. i practically lol-ed.


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Jul 22 2005 12:04AM
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p-lin101
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that was great however im so tired that i remember none of the gr 10 history i took 2 months ago some refresh me whos patton

"I have to raise my standards to bang a fatty" - Ice-Is-Scary

NS Skateboarding
Jul 22 2005 12:12AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
you can be the dunsmuir coal company...the brutal tyrants from...oh right, VICTORIA

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 22 2005 12:15AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
word to that, fithly rich assholes living in one of their many of their huge mansions/castles doing nothing and paying nothing to their workers who worked in NANAIMO. Better start digging.

Adrian

Jibwest

Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
Jul 22 2005 12:23AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
then the miners stricked and killed the dunsmuirs, overtaking victoria, but soon....the new victorian/nanaimoinain residents grew homosexual...interesting

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 22 2005 12:29AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
i love it


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Jul 22 2005 12:29AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
yes, very

Adrian

Jibwest

Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
Jul 22 2005 12:33AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
very gay....like victoria

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 22 2005 12:34AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
that's right, just sit there and play your guitar as the world goes by

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 22 2005 12:42AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
hahahahahahahahaa


Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian
I guess u can call me Julian
Jul 22 2005 1:02AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
I thought you said you were going to bed.

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Adrian

Jibwest

Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
Jul 22 2005 1:08AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I was, then I got hungry

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 22 2005 1:16AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
and being on ns solves your hunger problem

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Adrian

Jibwest

Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
Jul 22 2005 1:18AM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
eating cereal solves my hungy paigns


official NS bitch
Jul 22 2005 1:27AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
oops...pretend you didn't see that...I wish I had some of that harry potter magical dust

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

Jul 22 2005 1:28AM
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supervore
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holy shit, that rocked! i'm so impressed with the creativity that it took to make a story in that style

Jul 22 2005 4:28AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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it was ggood but poopy with all the lols and RUFL and LMAO....those things ruined it


member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
Jul 22 2005 8:53AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
that was jokes.....

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID
Jul 22 2005 9:19AM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
You obviously don't play video games.

For with the sign of the pentagram
Hellfire rage is for us to come
As we shall wander the pit

Unhallowed by the infernal one
We are forever captured
By the embrace of death

Jul 22 2005 10:31AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
that was awesome
World War 3 is gonna be awesome if it were like that



Poor Milk Productions
Jul 22 2005 10:33AM
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396222687862
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wow...

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Jul 22 2005 10:33AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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no i just hate aim lingo


member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
Jul 22 2005 10:44AM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
haha

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
Jul 22 2005 11:01AM
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cannonlover69
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nice

Jul 22 2005 11:03AM
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GingerKid08
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Naw you guys got me misunderstood. I meant the game, starcraft. I just phrased it wrong, but im glad you guys got some laughs at my expense...I guess.

Jul 22 2005 11:04AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THREADS
OF THE SUMMER

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president
-Jklops

SteezePatrol on a fellow NS Member's problem with his date not wanting spaghetti for dinner: "fuck that shit, if she wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti"

Jul 22 2005 11:11AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Haha that was amazing! I thought it was very funny.

-Matt Hollman
Get Down - Enhanced Media
*NEW* Teaser
http://www.sasfilms.com/video/8823-get_d own_summer_teaser.mov
Jul 22 2005 11:25AM
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asac
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haha that was clever.






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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

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Jul 22 2005 11:29AM
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KillerMonkey
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This is by far the best part
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111



Chris
Dave Murray's Session 4

Have a JIBARITO!
Jul 22 2005 2:41PM
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mmkay577
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haha nice

Jul 22 2005 8:38PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha thats funny stuff

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Jul 22 2005 8:49PM
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