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Excuses not to go to work

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parkbuilder
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ok, give me some excuses to get me out of work so I can go get drunk at the cottage instead

Jul 20 2005 5:40PM
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n.i.c.k.
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Viagra didnt wear off yet

Now please excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.
Jul 20 2005 5:42PM
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KingShit
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Food poisening, family emergency... those are the two I would use but there is a lot of excuses out there.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 20 2005 5:42PM
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jmorrison
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Good one.

I was gonna say, tell them your weener fell off and you have to go get it reattached.

Jul 20 2005 5:42PM
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00000000
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ive used food poisoning, heat stroke maybe


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Jul 20 2005 5:43PM
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SteezePatrol
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family emergency....they're not alloud to ask questions and must give it to you

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Jul 20 2005 5:44PM
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KingShit
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Also call in as soon as possible so that way the boss can arrange for someone else to cover you shift. Makes you sound a lot more responsible then calling in 30 minutes before work. And family emergency would work perfect for it too. Call in tonight and tell them you found out your grandma is in the hospital in a city 4 hours from you and that you got to go see her tonight before she dies. Easy as that.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 20 2005 5:47PM
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mski
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go to work and throw up on the floor....it works

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Jul 20 2005 5:51PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I was in a terrible plane accident. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. See ya tomorrow.







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Jul 20 2005 5:53PM
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Leckett
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call and say your cousin got into a big car accident and u have to see him in hte hospital

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Jul 20 2005 8:41PM
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sneather
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Just tell him u need the weekend off to go get drunk if hes cool he will understand

Jul 20 2005 8:44PM
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404404
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some one kick you damn hard in the nuts.

Jul 20 2005 8:44PM
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jib-unit00
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hahah "see ya tomorrow" made me giggle




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Jul 20 2005 8:47PM
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EastCoastPride
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haha, "My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable" made me giggle.

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Jul 20 2005 9:19PM
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rippinbumpskier
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funniest shit ever......just say family emergency my grandmothers in the hospital.....no more detail than that tho cuz then its suspicious

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Jul 20 2005 9:22PM
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prophet
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shit, just call in the morning and tell em your drunk

Jul 20 2005 9:34PM
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E-ZRider
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i think i have crabs

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Jul 20 2005 10:49PM
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asac
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i'm sick






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Jul 20 2005 10:51PM
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asac
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good family guy quote. one of my favorites.






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Jul 20 2005 10:52PM
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frp1080
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haha, and that was the second time i got crabs

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Jul 20 2005 10:52PM
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luckydevil
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your having an eye problem. . . .Can't see going to work today.




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Jul 21 2005 12:00AM
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lorida
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"Just tell him u need the weekend off to go get drunk if hes cool he will understand"

that works, but you can't use it too often

Jul 21 2005 12:02AM
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skibrdingbitch
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i am getting out of work this friday cause i have a memorial service to goto. tell um you have a memorial service or a funeral no one is gonna question you


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Jul 21 2005 12:07AM
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Jul 21 2005 12:11AM
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Dakoulas
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Theres a gangwar goign on outside and fittty cent is blasting some foo up and down like whoahhhh oooooo!!!!!!!!!!!


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Jul 21 2005 12:13AM
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(Jonesy)
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explosive diahrea

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Jul 21 2005 1:07AM
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beefbud
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twll them the truchth

Jul 21 2005 1:09AM
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icecreamsandwich
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yea tell them you ate something bad, now you have severe diarrhea and you are throwing up...the more graphic you are, the more they dont ask questions, and just tell you to get better and hang up the phone...

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Jul 21 2005 9:56AM
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Timmy_G
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I didn't work today because I said I was too tired, but I work with my dad so i can do that

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Jul 21 2005 10:10AM
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ATLskier
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yeah, do the explosive diahherea thing. . Just say you at something bad and you've been sitting on the toilet for 4 hours and leave it at that. Flush while your talking on the phone, and just leave it at that. They shoudl ask more questions. But you'll have to do it next to a weekend, that way on Monday, you "would have had" 2 days to recover. Cause if you do it on a wednesday, and you come in all better on thursday, they might get suspicious. You don't have to do it that way, but it eliminates any chance of getting caught.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
Jul 21 2005 10:35AM
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